Hearthpwn

logged onto heartpwn, browsed 'easy rank 5' built this deck, draw duplicates and and 'wild growths' and really untimeous shit at 8 mana, until the priest I was playing against could passively and uncontested just amass a wall against me and hit face until I conceded before going back to pirates.

wow constructed this deck and lost 3 games to 3 different children all touting arrogant emotes upon loss. Gotta love this game.

edit: Make that 4, sorry to say this deck fails to launch itself into any form of victory for me, perhaps the very dripping shed blood of christ runs in favor of the netdecks I keep running into but I've lost 2 ranks with this deck and it's time to get the phuc out of dodge.

editedit: jip flicked back over to discardlock cancer and immediately trashed the opponent. What a pity this game has to be played with a lack of imagination to get anywhere.

THIS IS THE ONLY DECK THAT WORKED FOR ME. I tried so many... warlock/shaman/druid/warrior/(don't have murlocs for paladin)/mage

BUT THIS DECK WORKS... I FINALLY MANAGED TO FUCK THIS BOSS UP.

I have a problem with the theory that counterspelling twister nether with a board full of creeps is 'enough' to win. No one mentions the fact that Cunthezaar can and will use another spell (not sure of the name) but it basically deals 4 fucking dmg to 3 different minions/enemies. Which will annihilate your board and then he armours for +10 and hero powers 2 6/6's in the same turn. How is that fair. Is this supposed to be fun? Talk about ripping the soul out of gaming Ben Brode.

Quote from barba_nikk >>

Here is cheap deck that worked for me. The key was to survive until you have 2 call of the wild, so you can get good card from Mediv's staff

I DONT THINK I COULD HAVE BEEN INSULTED FURTHER THAN HAVING EVERYTHING PERFECT FOR PHASE 2 ONLY TO HAVE FUCING KCUNT FACE FUCK UP KELTHAZAD AT THE FUCING BASOLUTEL BOTTOMF OF THEF UUCING DECKalkf;hgoblksdalba mf,

Quote from swordlunge >>

I did it on the second try. Once I dominate Nazra with my wall of taunts, I wait for Kelthuzad + Ancestral Spirit before I go for lethal. The second phase starts gloriously as I start with 2 Kelthuzads and a bunch of taunts.

My thanks to you!

I dont get how people are beating this boss... jesus fucking bleeding h christ. Fucking frustrating as fuck.... im not enjoying it to say the god damn least.

jesus fucking christ, fuck this boss. Absolute bullshit. how do you guys even do it. By the time its the 2nd phase my asshole is stretched and bleeding puss. Tried 4 other decks and this one fails too. Gonna keep looking, not sure if you lucked balls heavily but by the 2nd phase this deck has no more steam.

havent won a single game with this deck, quite amazing how the pro's seem to make it work for them. Unless of course im just the unluckiest guy on planet earth. I wonder...

bloody hearthstone, fucken ben - thanks

lovely, when I try to use this exact deck in 'standard' as it is labeled why do I get the 'wild only' format warning? What am I not understanding about this wonderful revolutionary online card game?

hahahaha

"this decks incredibly streaky" which roughly translates to 'you gonna go on a massive phukking losing streak and wonder in perplex as how this guy got to legend with this deck" gg