Hearthpwn

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while I’ve had a lot of those over time, more recently, in wild mill rogue, I’ve had some filthy plays with scabbs cutterbutter and far watch posts. Watch post on 1 with coin, prize vendor on 2, coldlight oracle + shadowstep on 3, preparation + cutterbutter + brann + oracle + togwaggle’s scheme on 4. Conceded after that.

 Just reading that gave me a bad taste in my mouth lol

I made a token druid deck to counter all these spell mages on ladder.  Spoilers, all of a sudden no spell mages the moment I queue the deck.  But I did match up a control lock player...and got the nut opening.  Gibberling into coin into innervate into lightning bloom into pride’s fury turn 1 and gibberling into call of the wild turn 3.  Craziest opening I’ve ever had in any deck.  Needless to say he conceded.  I felt really really bad though and added him.  He laughed and said he’d rather get slapped by a 1 in 100 token druid play than spell mage every game.  You meet some chill people that way.  Anyone else have plays that just left them wanting to take a shower?