I made a token druid deck to counter all these spell mages on ladder. Spoilers, all of a sudden no spell mages the moment I queue the deck. But I did match up a control lock player...and got the nut opening. Gibberling into coin into innervate into lightning bloom into pride’s fury turn 1 and gibberling into call of the wild turn 3. Craziest opening I’ve ever had in any deck. Needless to say he conceded. I felt really really bad though and added him. He laughed and said he’d rather get slapped by a 1 in 100 token druid play than spell mage every game. You meet some chill people that way. Anyone else have plays that just left them wanting to take a shower?
Sometimes when my Rumbling Elemental and Ragnaros the Firelord just juggle the perfect targets. I always make a stank face and think: "That's why those two cards are in my deck." They never let me down.
while I’ve had a lot of those over time, more recently, in wild mill rogue, I’ve had some filthy plays with scabbs cutterbutter and far watch posts. Watch post on 1 with coin, prize vendor on 2, coldlight oracle + shadowstep on 3, preparation + cutterbutter + brann + oracle + togwaggle’s scheme on 4. Conceded after that.
while I’ve had a lot of those over time, more recently, in wild mill rogue, I’ve had some filthy plays with scabbs cutterbutter and far watch posts. Watch post on 1 with coin, prize vendor on 2, coldlight oracle + shadowstep on 3, preparation + cutterbutter + brann + oracle + togwaggle’s scheme on 4. Conceded after that.
Just reading that gave me a bad taste in my mouth lol
while I’ve had a lot of those over time, more recently, in wild mill rogue, I’ve had some filthy plays with scabbs cutterbutter and far watch posts. Watch post on 1 with coin, prize vendor on 2, coldlight oracle + shadowstep on 3, preparation + cutterbutter + brann + oracle + togwaggle’s scheme on 4. Conceded after that.
Just reading that gave me a bad taste in my mouth lol
The other day I was playing Thief Rogue in wild against a Mecha'thun Druid. They were crushing everything I tried to do, cycling through their deck nicely, and obviously going to win. By the time they drew their last card they had about 50 health, and I had no board and a trash hand.
And then I drew Dragon's Hoard. Which discovered Mindrender Illucia. And I swear to god, I felt so dirty I almost didn't play it. But I did. I can only imagine that druid player's rage.
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I made a token druid deck to counter all these spell mages on ladder. Spoilers, all of a sudden no spell mages the moment I queue the deck. But I did match up a control lock player...and got the nut opening. Gibberling into coin into innervate into lightning bloom into pride’s fury turn 1 and gibberling into call of the wild turn 3. Craziest opening I’ve ever had in any deck. Needless to say he conceded. I felt really really bad though and added him. He laughed and said he’d rather get slapped by a 1 in 100 token druid play than spell mage every game. You meet some chill people that way. Anyone else have plays that just left them wanting to take a shower?
Sometimes when my Rumbling Elemental and Ragnaros the Firelord just juggle the perfect targets. I always make a stank face and think: "That's why those two cards are in my deck." They never let me down.
Fuhgeddaboudit
while I’ve had a lot of those over time, more recently, in wild mill rogue, I’ve had some filthy plays with scabbs cutterbutter and far watch posts. Watch post on 1 with coin, prize vendor on 2, coldlight oracle + shadowstep on 3, preparation + cutterbutter + brann + oracle + togwaggle’s scheme on 4. Conceded after that.
Just reading that gave me a bad taste in my mouth lol
Lol yeah, I felt pretty gross even typing it.
Got a 21 power turn 1 with Gibberling Druid once. It filt a little dirty.
The dirtiest however is when I get a ridiculous discover in the Arena. One that the opponent had no reason to play around.
The other day I was playing Thief Rogue in wild against a Mecha'thun Druid. They were crushing everything I tried to do, cycling through their deck nicely, and obviously going to win. By the time they drew their last card they had about 50 health, and I had no board and a trash hand.
And then I drew Dragon's Hoard. Which discovered Mindrender Illucia. And I swear to god, I felt so dirty I almost didn't play it. But I did. I can only imagine that druid player's rage.