Hearthpwn

Quote from Manikator >>

You forgot the: "how much gold did you save for the new expansion?"

Also there will be threads with predictions about how a class will still be unplayable but is actually top tier soon enough.

Not to forget "should I dust my (insert legendary), or will it still be viable?"

 

Always great to see how 90% of the predictions are wrong anyway. And that is a good thing.

Quote from Likafoss >>

Then there's the solo mission threads (dungeon runs this time)

Quote from Hooghout >>

May I remind you that your post is part of the cycle too.

By the way, I wouldn't call it 'cycle.' I call it succesful devide and rule by Blizzard.

Quote from inaskft >>

This is Hearthstone.

Live with or not. Btw, I love these kind of topics. It's a strategy card game. There will always be 'up and downs', you can't enjoy all the content, that the Blizzard company bring to you.

Every single expansion included new meta, aggro decks, cancer people.

Take an advice. Try to see this game from a different distance, with different eyes. Forget about every expwnsion releases, every pirates that you hate. Play the game that you used to play. Play it for fun, not for work! If you can't, then quit for a couple of days, play some World of Warcraft or Overwatch.

Have a blessed day!

Hello fellow Heathpwners

A new expansion has been announced, and a joyous time we are about to enter. However, with the annoucement of a new expansion we also restart the never-ending cycle of pre-release, release, and post-release threads on hearthpwn. So, I am going to tell how the next couple of months will be on Hearthpwn
*note: there is a ton of variation I can’t account for and this is made for fun, so take this lightly before you start shit-posting.

Pre-release threads/posts:

• Of course, people will discuss the new cards. However, if a certain card enforces a hated archetype (especially Priest or an aggressive deck e.g. PW or token druid) we will see a lot of threads/posts about how Blizzard managed to fuck things up again.
• The usual: “Is aggro finally dead?!” threads. It is not. It will never die, and it shouldn’t.
• Whine about Blizzard neglecting a certain class or a certain archtype. Look forward to “Control warrior is still dead”, “why do Blizzard hate rouges so much?” threads.

Release:

• PACK OPENINGS! And all the great topics that goes along with it: “I got 10 legendaries in 2 packs” or “THE PITY TIMER IS BROKEN. I’VE OPENED 100 PACKS AND GOTTEN 2 LEGENDARIES”, “WHAT IS THE PITY TIMER?”. And it is all because Blizzard has rigged the packs to open as few legendaries as possible.
• Threads about people who hates other players for playing refined aggro decks against their experimental theorycrafts. “WHY DO PEOPLE STILL PLAY PIRATE WARRIOR?!”
• Nerf threads if a card peaks early
• Some threads about Blizzard ruining the game… again.

Post-release (approximately two months)

• Why haven’t Blizzard nerfed the most dominant class?
• This is the worst meta ever.

I might have missed some great topics, and I’d love to be reminded of which it might be. Enjoy the cycle – I know I will. Just a last thing: this might sound negative and all, but it is not. I am guilty in doing several of these things as well.