Hearthpwn

decent deck, but I think you need some minions to synergize with bestial wrath.

I've found it!

...Is there an achievement?

I still have no idea what this is for, neither why Flux had a epileptic attack/decided to tell a creepy tale at the 23rd of december, but I'm loving it!

"See through the dragon's ice"

~Hanzo

I want cake. Can I haz teh cake pls.  

They chased me. I tripped on the stairs and I heard them sliding up behind me like snakes. I got back up and ran up the stairs as fast as I could while they tried to grab my legs. I got upstairs before them and closed the door. I heard them on the other side. They were still yelling and hitting the door. I held the key tight. I looked down at it. It was black and plain like an old-fashion kind. I didn’t like how it looked. Then I noticed that Teddy was gone. I called for him, but he didn’t answer. I didn’t know where he went, he said he would wait but he was gone. I started crying.

Dad found me when the Bright Eyes stopped making noises. He asked me what was wrong and why I yelled. I couldn’t tell. I hid the key so he wouldn’t find it. I knew that Teddy had to hide too. That was why he wasn’t there. Dad was very angry. He told me not to yell except if it was an emergency. He told me that he found my Teddy and that he took it and threw it away. I cried and told him I needed Teddy, but he didn’t listen. He said he would get me a new one, but I didn’t want a new Teddy. I was afraid without him and Dad wouldn’t listen!

“Come and play, come and play. Come come come.”

Teddy watched over me while I was sleeping. In the morning Mom found me sleeping on the ground. She asked what was wrong, but I was afraid she would take Teddy away, so I couldn’t tell.

Teddy told me in the morning that he was too weak to protect me for much longer. He said that there was only one way to keep the Bright Eyes from hurting us.

“There is a key in the basement. We need that key to keep us safe. I cannot go with you. They are strong in that darkness. They will sense me if I go down there and they would take me from you. But they will not see you. They are asleep while the morning sun is up. I need you to go down and get the key.”

“I don’t want to go down there, Teddy.” I told him, hugging him. “What if they try to hurt me?”

“I’m sorry little one, but without that key, neither one of us will be safe for much longer. You can get the key, I cannot.”

“How will I find it?” I asked him.

Every night Teddy would stay with me. The Bright Eyes came closer and closer though. They would float up to the window and stare inside. They whispered their noises to me and Teddy told me to shut my ears with my hands while he kept them from coming inside. He told me that he was getting weaker and that was why the child-monsters tried to get me. One night they got into the house. They came up the stairs and started scraping my door. We had to sit against the door to keep them from coming in. Their whispers were loud enough that I could hear them. They kept saying,

The forest was fun to play in but Mom said not to go too far. I found a little house that looked like Dad’s old shed. It had leaves and stuff growing all over it and it looked all broken and really old. There was a little window with bars on it and I didn’t like it. I stayed away from the house because I didn’t think there was treasure in there. Sometimes I threw rocks at the house. I thought I might break it, but it was still pretty strong. I found frogs in the forest. They were hard to catch. I also saw other kids in the woods, but they all hid behind the trees and watched me. They didn’t say anything and I didn’t like them watching me. They got closer and closer if I stayed too long in the forest.

I didn’t want to move to a new place. All of my toys were in boxes and we didn’t have any T.V. Mom told me to play outside but she was always busy and Dad was at work. There weren’t any kids around there anyway. Mom told me to explore the house, but I didn’t like to. The house was empty except for boxes. The basement was dark and the attic was dark too and I didn’t like the funny smell in there either. The old people left some treasures in the house and those were fun. I found some shiny spikes that Mom called Jacks. She said they were for a game but I need a ball to play it. I couldn’t find a ball but the Jacks were fun to spin like tops. I found an old Teddy in the attic too when I went up there with Dad. It’s missing an eye and it has a big smile. I didn’t tell Dad about it because he doesn’t like dirty toys. He threw away Blanket after it was old. He never told me that, but I know he did.

THIS CARD IS INSANE!.. Just hit legend in a single turn!

Pork alcatra frankfurter leberkas. Swine picanha boudin pork loin beef ground round drumstick alcatra sausage frankfurter. Venison leberkas tri-tip, sirloin pork shankle andouille cow boudin salami jowl filet mignon cupim. Landjaeger meatloaf tail pastrami short ribs.

Ground round kevin flank pork loin ribeye, kielbasa capicola rump turkey corned beef jowl. Filet mignon pork loin kevin bacon boudin strip steak frankfurter pork belly. Boudin swine kielbasa prosciutto. Tail short ribs fatback, beef pork shoulder pastrami swine sausage pancetta tri-tip landjaeger. Jerky swine ground round, pork loin t-bone ball tip beef salami kevin. Turducken shoulder ground round, brisket pastrami corned beef cupim. Chuck pork chop ham, turkey kevin tail ham hock cow pig sirloin short loin ball tip hamburger sausage.

Sausage corned beef cupim porchetta turducken. Brisket biltong alcatra pastrami short ribs turducken meatloaf leberkas venison andouille pork loin jowl. Doner tongue pig swine strip steak venison. Ball tip salami cow chicken jerky biltong fatback turkey. T-bone shoulder kevin sirloin beef sausage pastrami rump doner ball tip fatback short ribs venison boudin cupim. Chicken sirloin doner, andouille kielbasa shank chuck cow. Shank frankfurter pig, beef ribs meatloaf fatback turkey shankle tail capicola turducken andouille boudin.

Ham sirloin drumstick leberkas prosciutto meatloaf pig swine landjaeger tongue. Picanha swine spare ribs boudin, brisket tenderloin jerky. Shoulder beef ribs pork belly, capicola alcatra meatloaf venison boudin landjaeger hamburger ribeye. Flank kevin shankle, ham hock doner fatback drumstick tri-tip tail turkey ham ground round tenderloin cupim beef.

Boudin kielbasa spare ribs leberkas andouille drumstick landjaeger chuck swine ball tip jowl cow tri-tip ham. Swine sausage ham hock, tail bacon bresaola pig turducken shankle rump pork loin jerky filet mignon prosciutto hamburger. Chuck picanha shoulder pork ball tip. Turkey ball tip meatloaf strip steak salami alcatra, andouille pork belly. Ribeye shoulder alcatra cow. Capicola shankle pastrami meatball venison ham hock cow. Meatloaf ground round fatback, jowl swine turkey ribeye boudin shoulder chicken porchetta flank.

Short ribs beef ribs chuck tenderloin corned beef, sausage turducken strip steak ham doner capicola landjaeger. Sirloin fatback turkey filet mignon t-bone. Shank ball tip doner pork frankfurter, brisket pig kevin. Shankle shoulder meatloaf fatback.