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HIGHLANDER PALADIN STANDARD

  • Last updated Apr 16, 2020 (Outland DH Nerfs)
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  • 20 Minions
  • 9 Spells
  • 1 Weapon
  • Deck Type: Ranked Deck
  • Deck Archetype: Highlander Paladin
  • Crafting Cost: 14680
  • Dust Needed: Loading Collection
  • Created: 4/12/2020 (Outland DH Nerfs)
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  • Region:

    US

  • Total Deck Rating

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Greetings fellow MADMEN,

We've all seen how Demon Hunter swept the meta. We've all seen how Priest, Warlock, and Mage proceeded to kick the shit out of every other deck. "But where was Paladin?", you may be asking. IT WAS GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF IT! "What about Libram Pal"--STOP RIGHT THERE! IT'S GARBAGE; YOU UNDERSTAND!? IT ONLY WINS IF YOUR OPPONENT FELL ASLEEP DURING THE MATCH! So you may be wondering, "Well, I might just play with murlo"--SHUT UP! PALADIN ISN'T AN AGGRO CLASS!

After deep, peer-reviewed research into the state of Paladin in Standard, the deficiencies of the class have come to light. No card draw, no sticky minions, no board clears, NO VALUE! Well, as the head scientist at this TOP-NOTCH facility (my basement), I have taken it upon MYSELF to create a good, fun, and competitive Paladin deck for this age of DARKNESS! After hours of experimentation, I have found THE CURE for Paladin MEDIOCRITY (citation)! They said IT COULDN'T BE DONE! WELL, I'M GONNA PROVE THEM WRONG! I'M FURIOUS, I'M VICIOUS, AND SOME MAY EVEN SAY I'M A STRAIGHT UP MADMAN! I DON'T CARE! WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I PRESENT TO YOU MY CREATION, FRESH FROM THE WOMB OF THE META:

HIGHLANDER PALADIN

IS IT ORIGINAL? IS IT A META CHANGER!? Probably not. BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT THOSE BASTARD MURLOCS!

So, some quick explanations for some of my choices:

Why Transmogrifier? IT'S BECAUSE I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS! Have you ever known what it feels like to use a Hand of A'dal on a minion and then drop a FAT, JUICY [deck]Kayn Sunfury[/deck] onto the board!? NO, BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! Know not any longer!! Transmogrifier will make the IMPOSSIBLE, POSSIBLE!

Underlight Angling Rod? INFINITE MURLOCS (infinity may vary)!

Dragonqueen Alexstrasza? Dragons? DRAGONS. 

If you want to know what it's like to OUTVALUE A RES PRIEST, THIS IS THE DECK FOR YOU!

FEEL TO FREE TO CRITICIZE!