Hearthpwn

OK IM FEELING BETTER NOW. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING. AND IF THE DEVS ARE READING THIS, THEN I HOPE YOUR MOM BURNS HER COOCHIE ON THE SIDEWALK AND HER PENIS FALLS OUT. AND, I HOPE A RAZOS SCOOTER HITS YOU IN THE KNEE, KNOCKS YOU OVER AND ANAL RAPES YOU TO ITS COMPLETION. NOT YOUR COMPLETION YOU SLUT, BUT THE SCOOTER'S COMPLETION. 

OH,  AND 1 MORE THING. YOU HAVE 10 CLASSES. 10. U UNDERSTAND THAT THEYRE SHOULD BE 10 DECENT DECKS RIGHT? WHY CANT YOU MAKE EACH CLASS AT LEAST HAVE 1 GOOD DECK. Y TF ARE YOU ALWAYS PUTTING 4-5 CLASSES ON TOP. THATS BORING AF. I DONT NEED WARLOCK TO HAVE 3 DIFFERENT DECK OPTIONS AND PALADIN TO HAVE 0. EVEN THE SHIT OUT. IDC IF U NEED TO MAKE MORE CARDS, JUST DO IT. 

OH AND I FORGOT PRIEST. PRIEST IS LIKE IF AIDS AND CANCER HAD A SHITTY BABY WITH SARS NO ONE WANTED. FUCK PRIEST. 2 12.12 ON TURN 4. NAH, FUCK THAT SHIT. FUCK THAT SHIT LIKE EPSTEIN FUCKED THEM KIDS. I AINT DEALING WITH IT CAUSE I DONT WANT IT

ALL B.S EVEN THE GOOD DECKS ARE NOT FUN TO PLAY. U KNOW WE DONT PLAY FOR MONEY? THIS GAME IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN? WHY IS NOT FUN? WHY NOT FUN? FUCK U. FUCK U. FUCK U ALL DEVS. UR TRASH. DONT BLAME THE PLAYERS WHEN THERE IS NO ROOM FOR CREATIVITY. U FEED THE DECKS TO US WITHOUT CHOICE AND MAKE IT FULL OF EXPENSIVE CARDS. Y BOTHER DECK BUILDING IF QUEST WARRIOR CAN JUST SEARCH PIRATE AND ADD 30 CARDS TO WIN 75% OF THE TIME. OR DRUID CAN JUST TURN 5 KILL U. BS. ABSOLUTE BS. TERRIBLE DESIGN, TERRIBLE CARDS, TERRIBLE GAME. FUCK THIS BS. IM OUT. YALL CAN GO TO HELL CUNTS

META = ASS. TERRIBLE JOB HEARTHSTONE. NEVER GONNA SPEND MONEY EVER CAUSE YOU JUST KEEP MAKING THE GAME WORSE. WHY INVEST IN NOT FUN? I COULD JUST PLAY CHESS AND CUT MY WRIST FOR MORE ENJOYMENT THAN THIS B.S

DOES ANYONE PALY THESE DECKS BEFORE THEY COME OUT IS A GREAT QUESTION. LIKE HOW DOES BEN BRODE DO THIS? OH WAIT HE QUIT CAUSE HE KNEW HEARTHSTONE WAS GETTING ASS. BEEN PLAYING 3 YEARS AND HAVE COLLECTED SO MUCH. ALL THOSE OLD CARDS I SAVED INCASE I WANT WANT? UNCRAFTABLE, FUCKING UNCRAFTABLE. I DONT WANT A FREE GOLDEN VERSION. I WANT DUST TO CRAFT NEW CARDS. BUT U DIDNT GIVE ME DUST. U GAVE ME A HEADACHE CAUSE THIS GAME SUCKS BALLS ASS AND DIRTY RAGS. JFC I CANT STAND THIS BS

FUCK THIS GAME. FUCK THE META THIS IS REATRDEDEDEDED. THEY RUINED IT. NO SKILLS JUST SPAM YOUR CARDS. EVERYTHING DONE BY TURN 5. EVERY GAME TURN 5 IS IT. PIRATE WARROR OR DRUID OR MECH MAGE THATS IT. STUCK AT DIAMOND 6 JSUT PLAYING THE SAME GAME OVER AND OVER GAGAIN. THIS GAME IS SHIT ABSOLUTE DOG WATER DONG WATER SHIT. THE TEAM IS JUST GETTING GREEDIER AND GREEDIER AND SIMPLER. WHERE IS THE SKILLS WHERE ARE THE THOUGHTS ITS LIKE ITS MEANT FOR 1 YR OLDS NOW NO STRATEGY ALL NET DECK BECAUSE THEY FEED US THE DECKS NO THINKING NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING CREATIVE OR STRATEGIC ANYMORE NO ROOM FOR SOMETHING UNIQUE BECAUSE EVERY DECK HAS PERFECT CURVE. UNABLE TO BEAT A PERFECT PIRATE WARRIOR OR DRUIDS TAHT CAN REAMP TO 8 MANA BY TURN 4. WTF HOW IS THIS FUN. READY TO UNINSTALL AND FIND A REAL CARD GAME. TOO MUCH GREED AND SIMPLICITY AND DISREPECT. FUCK BLIZZARD FUCK THESE CUNTS FUCK EM ALL