Hearthpwn

I've started sailing the seas of Azeroth with the winds of 2013,
when the years still had no names and wild were all the games.
I've plunder gold from Kelthuzad
since the cursed waters of Naxxaramas,
drawing such a legendary piracy
that my booty has 3 topaz shining.
Find me resting in MaL's tabern inn,
and by the fireside i shall play you a drink.

- Willie Malavolta