Hearthpwn

Typical blizzard, money grab for all they can get 

You poor baby, god forbid zephyrs didn't give you your iwin card. You must be devastated..  I mean this card is so fair and balanced they obviously need to look into it more to up the power level.. its not enough it offers boardclears from every class and cards that are impossible to play around.. they should make it so when you play him you instantly kill the enemy hero.. that seems fair

This game is a turd in the toilet waiting to be flushed 

Let the net decking jerkoff fest begin. Gg

This thread has been the only thing to give me joy while playing hearthstone. To know that there are others out there who are not braindead and understand this game is one circle jerk fiesta of nerds copying each others decks and mouth breathing on each other has helped me continue enjoying some aspects of the game. Even though hearthpwn deleted alot of my posts trolling said nerds I will miss this site and this thread specifically. Keep the salt alive boys, you will live on, you are my spirit animals. 

HEARTHSTONE HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG EVER 

Fuck this game and the shrimp dicks at blizzard that designed the cards for this expansion. How in the actual fuck can you release such an unbalanced sack of bullshit. 80 dollars 3 times a year my ass fuck off you will not get another cent 

Getting back to the OPs intent of this thread... I personally dont see lackeys being the issue with tog. I feel rogue is going to be slower now that minstrel is rotating out, huge hit imo. 

The question becomes how do you build your deck around tog. Do we use him as an added win condition in a tempo/battlecry deck? Do we use him in some sort of control value deck? Rogue just lost all secrets so control isnt looking great. Time will tell how it works out but I dont see him being broken right now 

How can this card be printed at 3 mana? Theres so much value this card is insane, this with khadgar will be scary 

Edit: oh my God this with giants is going to be broken, big hand mage could pull off 2 mountain giants for 6 mana assuming your hand is full

Edit 2: oh my God banana bafoon spell cycle huge hand mana whore mage inc get ready boys I might as well make the deck for you at this point, its gonna be nasty

Playing on my phone, the game was ridiculously laggy, playing Flurgl with Murlocs + Brann, playing + selling one Primafin would take ~15-20 seconds sometimes, had to stop all my turns halfway...

Have the devs said anything on this issue yet?

I literally just threw a game because my game was lagging so bad and it was tight turn for time (was cycling murloc buffs) and the lag was horrible, culminating in me misclicking and selling an essential murloc (N00000OOOOoooo) rather than the primalfin i was trying to sell. It seems like this has been an issue for ages now and it is annoying. Its also annoying that they are not fixing it...like, hurry the fuck up Bliz? Whether you are buffing dragons, elementals or murlocs, the lag  generated by the time you hit the end-game is horrible.

WTF is up with that. last expansion i already paid 2500 gold for the battle perks. They shouldn't be able to take your perks away just because a new expansion is here. Blizz is getting so greedy its making me not want to play hearthstone at all.

I'm scared of a few things.

My daughter growing up to date some of you shitstains, for instance.

This card, though?  Nah.

Can we not put this in the game? This is genuinely horrifying.

fuck you Zephrys, that card is ruining the game much more than yogg saron.

Such a lifesaver should not be possible in a supposed to be skill+luck game. it's non skill and it's not even luck since is an AI driven help.

all of fame this shit as soon as possible. 

Bruh why does this xpan already feel like its months old. Maby this game just doesnt work for me anymore. Even the meme decks feel shitty.

Added a guy after he was BM'ing throughout the whole match, asking him literally that: "Why emoting?" His reply was: "chill out man its just a game". Then he deleted himself from my friends list.

Imagine you're sitting at a restaurant and finally your soup arrives. Then some random dick comes up to your table and pisses right into your plate. You ask him, 'What the fuck, man?' and he replies, 'chill out man its just a soup'.

It's not just a game, you filthy motherfucker, you're just abusing the nature of the game where you and your opponent are thousand of kilometers away from each other. Bet you wouldn't have been that brave had we been sitting in front of each other!!!!

This game is fucking terrible and it's devs are clueless. That is all.