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Quote from PPoison >>

I’m so sick of this fucking brainless casino game. Someone please buy my fucking account. Every loss is ALWAYS EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME. And Bli$$ard could care less about making the game better. They took a great game and turned it to shit.

 I am selling mine, do you want to buy it. Super omega home brew decks as well included

Quote from Evil_B >>

I have consistently said that you no longer play this game - you watch it. If you accept this then it can still be fun. It's like watching professional wrestling. People know that the outcomes are predetermined but they still tune in. If you pay attention at all you can tell with about an 80% accuracy if you have been chosen to win or lose by the mulligan. Then it's up to you whether or not to play it out. 

 David Icke and his lizard friends say hi plus this guy as well:

Consume Magic says hi

Quote from Evil_B >>

Quote from AntonydusWurm >>

at some point in time blizzard announced that their matching system is programmed to try and keep you somewhere around 50%

so, any of this "the matchmaking isn't rigged" or whatever is just nonsense

it becomes apparent every day that it is or at least leaning towards it

just switch decks around that are completely different in style/speed, etc. at random times... see what happens

decks showing up you didn't ever face before with the other deck

 

Every opponent I was getting was running secrets. Added Chief Inspector - never saw another secret. It is clear to anyone with half a brain that no aspect of this game is random. As you pointed out Blizzard has a stated goal of an overall 50% win rate and the game is designed to achieve that goal. 

 Utterly speechless.

The level of retardation displayed here is off the chart. Unbelievable

Fuck control players, thinking they cool and hip. The most retarded decks ever.

Guaranteed rope, I will make Lifecoach seem a fast player when I play against control players.

As irritating as those retard who over and over try make out this game is rigged. That is hodor level shit yo.

Quote from BrodeAndNetdeckersSuck >>

This game is fucking horrible - best decision I made 2+ years ago was to NEVER give Blizzard real money for this SHIT gaming experience.

Still drowning in a bunch of desperate sad cunts playing hunter, and Baku decks like odd rogue, odd Mage, and odd paladin. These sad fucks ALWAYS feel the need to emote during the game, and, once they do I rope every turn for the rest of the game and spend my time imagining I'm shitting in their mouth. Win or lose, I feel much better after 20 - 30 minutes of such visualisation. Eat shit hunter players and other sad fucks who can't leave the game emotes alone. 30 minutes of warm runny shit.

 Wow what an Internet Bad Ass

 Your username is so dope yo

Quote from Kaladin >>

STOP PLAYING NETDECKS IN CASUAL

GODDAMN

 A glorified netdecker complaining about netdecks. I know you are arrogant but this takes the cake

Should be a third option - 'Control'

I find it a lot on these forums where people think they are 'cool hipsters' because they think control decks are best . Think its terrible when people pass the turn for 10 turns and do nothing.

The game needs aggro and OTK , adds more fun and skill to the game.

Quote from Evil_B >>

Pro wrestling is very popular even though most people know that the outcomes are predetermined. Pretty much the same thing with Hearthstone.

The true believers that demand unobtainable Hearthstone code or other impossible to get "evidence" remind me of the guy on YouTube that is at a local wrestling match crying and yells "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!"

 Well its like those tin foil hat wearing people who subscribe to David Icke on YouTube and think the world is flat. Who spew out rubbish with some lame conspiracy theory with no actual facts to back it up.

Quote from Kaladin >>

fuck it, might as well play my meme homebrews on ladder because all i face in casual is fucking netdecks.

 Oh please, there is a better chance of an alien craft landing on my front lawn than you homebrewing a deck.

You are the poster child of a Netdecker

Quote from Zilean >>

Blizzard what the actual fuck is wrong with you making shaman ridiculously overpowered. Just lost another fucking game to the cancerous Windshear Stormcaller again. NERF THIS FUCKING COMBO ALREADY. SUMMONING AN 8 MANA LEGENDARY ON TURN 5 IS NOT OK. MY GOD I THOUGHT FREEZE SHAMAN WAS CANCER, TOTEMIC SHAMAN IS THE NEW AIDS. JUST CRAZY HOW SHAMAN HAS WAY TOO MANY VIABLE ARCHETYPES UGH. 

IF YOU PLAY SHAMAN, YOU NEED TO HAVE A WATERMELON ANALLY INSERTED. 

BUFF DRUID FFS.

 Are you serious? This is one of the hardest combos to pull off, not least by turn 5...

Quote from WalterMagnum >>

I came here from Magic the Gathering and am the type of player that needs to have every meta deck at my disposal.  Compared to MTG, Hearthstone is ridiculously cheap.  To stay competitive at the tournament level in MTG, you need to spend between $2000-$5000 per year.  With Hearthstone, you really only need to spend a few hundred per year.  If you play a lot or are good at arena, you really don't have to spend anything.  Sure, compared to a non-collectible game it is expensive.  When compared to most other CCGs, it is unbelievably cheap (free in some cases).

 This, so this.

"But, but, but" I hear them cry "you have something physical which you can resell"

"Fuck off" they hear me respond "have you every actually tried selling magic cards in bulk, you get tit all"  most of the sites I've looked at offer great deals like $3 / 1,000 commons/uncommons and the amount you make from rares and mythics barely makes a dent in what you've already paid.  What you actually end up with is cupboards full of magic cards and a wife regularly asking if you really need all that space and why don't you just throw them away so she has somewhere to store her sewing machine and material.  Ok I may have strayed into another issue there but you get the point.

Holy crap the comments on some of these cards are ignorant. Everyone's saying: "silence" as if every single deck runs one of those when in reality it's one class that probably wasted it on your Spikeridged Steed buff. And even if they do manage to silence this, that likely means that Tirion will get away without a silence. It's a card that you need to build a deck around but as previously mentioned, even one Kings and Steed makes this card incredible, not to mention other buffs you might run in a Galvadon deck.

Seriously though, in evaluating cards, it seems like everyone just jumps to the worst possible outcome and blurts it out. Nobody runs Ironbeak Owl anymore. That new Ettin thing won't summon a Doomsayer every time. Stop using fringe cases to justify why you think a card is bad.