Hearthpwn

Hm funny how the rng hammer comes down against me when I start winning too much. Interesting!

Every single aspect of this game is rigged period end of story 

Every single aspect of this game is rigged period end of story 

Blizzard does nothing but fuck over, spit in the face, and laugh at its customers. And 99 percent of them are too stupid to realize it. 

Hm let’s see every single mode rigged as fuck as usual. Play bg’s terrible fight rng take two massive amounts of damage get knocked out hmm. Play arena with my free run hm loss number one he top decks the PERFECT card and I lose, loss two the perfect steamroll opening, loss three my opp tops the make everyone have one attack no more lethal, then tops heal discovers bored clear and wins from being lethal’d two turns in a row and wins. Wow what a miraculous comeback and show is skill in every single game! Remember guyz rng is super skillful! Pure skillz so many lucky top discovers and discovers! Or sorry skillful top decks and discovers!

What’s that? One win? away from legend for the third time? Hm well you see that won’t do! Here lose 5 in a row because it would be so unfair to all the people who pay money to lose against someone who doesn’t pay anything!

You’re about to make legend this month dude? Sorry dude you have to start losing that would be so unfair if a f2p player made legend like that! You have to lose two in a row now dude! You’re opp will draw the nuts back to back! You have to pay real money to get good rng like that dude! Fuck you Bli$$ard and you people who put real into this game fuck you too!

Hahahahha when you are not allowed to win any and I mean any idiot can beat you. Sorry you have to pay your rng tax! You see my avatar I paid real money for this. So that means Bli$$ard cares about me and plays the game for me!

Nothing says hearthstone like a 45 min game losing to bad rng cuz haha my opp tots outplayed me! Go fuck yourself bli$$ard the epitome of we hate our fucking fan base

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Yep, I'm done. Five years of playing this garbage and my last match was against Secret Mage in Wild. Once I saw 2 5/5s and 3 4/4s drop in one turn, I force quitted the app, uninstalled and decided this stopped being fun a long time ago. It's not fun, it's addictive. Anyone with a slight competitive edge who claims they have fun with this game is in denial and full of shit. I've been  lurking these forums for a couple of years and there is a reason this thread has by far the longest tenure with the most posts. I get Wild is supposed to be a bunch of crazy decks but there comes a point where it's simply unplayable and that's what it is now and it's only getting worse. Decks like Secret Mage have no business being alive. It's by far the most oppressive experience one can have in this game. It prevents you from playing. It's the poster child for anti-fun. 

Of course that goes for a lot of other decks too. Don't get me started on Tickatus or Cheese Pally. These kind of decks have completely ruined the game. And this is after they had the genius idea of introducing another class that has every single tool in the book. Ever play against Odd Demon Hunter? It's ridiculous.

Then there is the massive amount of RNG. There is a good reason people went ape shit when Yogg-Saron was released and that's because it was the first card to introduce 100% RNG as an endgame. As far as I'm concerned, that was the beginning of the end. Spend all that time playing a great competitive match only to let coin flips decide the outcome. Utter bullshit. 

I'm just done. It's a waste of time and a strain on mental health. I can lose all day to Souls like video games and not come anywhere close to the rage I feel when some Secret Mage cunt emotes "Well Played" after you concede when all they do is vomit their fucking hand. That's because unlike this pile of slutty trash, when you die in Souls it's because you fucked up.

Fuck this game. I quit.

 Don’t see anything in here that’s incorrect. When do priests and mage players get the boot they all fucking deserve? When do we as a community say enough is enough? Oh that’s right I forget that 3/4 of this community are full of there own delusions. Kissing Bli$$ards ass and trying to justify 95 percent rng in every goddamn play mode. All these fucks I’m sure are priest and mage players themselves. And let’s not act like the cancer from those classes hasn’t spread to every other because it has. What’s your wincon? Oh rng! Every mother fucking loss is because a top deck a draw the nuts or a discover! Every single fucking one! There is absolutely no in-between anymore. NONE. And the stupid people who benefit from this because they are either stupid or pay to win. Pay to win not exactly meaning what it use to. Pay to win is not only having the cards. But having the game and rng do all the work for you! Wow what a great game to play! And it is NOT fun. No one in there right mind can say this is fun. It’s not. It’s the same garbage peddled everywhere else disguised as competition. Bull fucking shit. It really did start with Yogg and it’s only shat the bed more and more. Theres a reason so many of the “pro” players left. There’s a reason why so many people who worked on the game when they left the rng just piled up. There’s a reason the bundles are so much better now. There’s a reason the game is starting to get “diversity”. Because Bli$$ard and Activision are garbage companies who let the small men make great things. Then they piggy back and it suck it for all it’s worth until it dies. Hearthstone imo at this moment is officially dead.

There has never been a cringier time to be a Hearthstone player. It's embarrassing.