Hearthpwn

Unbelievably obvious rigged game. Every “update” really means have you paid any real money since the last. No? Ok then no rng for you. Almost 1000 mmr off my bg rating since.

Everytime time and I do mean everytime I about get an all time high rating on bg’s I go on a massive losing streak. Shit character choices, shit drafting choices, soon as I get any momentum sorry dood battlepass? No real money put into this game every? Nope you go back. Seems like outside of legend which was the only thing I did before the game went down hill. If you are a f2p you are pigeonholed into a peak and if you weren’t there before you can’t get there now unless you are willing to pay the price $

Hearthstone is just a bad game

I swear to fucking Christ I’m going to stream just to show how rigged this piece of garbage is. 100 percent not 99 but 100 percent of my loses are to rng discovers or top decks! Every single fucking one! And I’m fucking tired of it!

Why are people who don’t believe in big scary conspiracy theories so hostile towards those who do? Funny how these theories always end up being true! The people who believe in them will just say those who don’t believe are just retarded. But those anti conspiracists it’s like it eats at there soul they HAVE to be right. You HAVE to think just like them! Lol why? Why are you people literally npcs? Who cares who complains about the rng? Everyone admits and knows it is being manipulated the question always seems to be how much? Let the man think what he wants. Who cares. Stop starting shit because they don’t fall in line with your thinking. I can just imagine how you people are in real life prob pretty sad.

Wow another game of being at 26 and perfect fight rng for my opp and I get eliminated with perfect lethal? Wow what a shock totally not programmed that way 

Rigged piece of fucking shit! You win four in a row?! Guess what happens next!? You’re about to win your fifth so you can stop playing and get your stupid xp? Oh sorry guy actuuuuuuuuallllllly we need you to play more so you can get that xp. So you will get ever bad match up now anddddd your opp will top deck and discover the perfect card every time they’re in deep shit. EVERY FUCKING LOSS IS EXACTLY THE SAME! “ competitive fucking card game” hahahahhah we redefine ever other thing in modernity. Why the fuck not redefine what the word competitive means while we re at it!

Don’t mind me. Just me playing standard like I do every month and remember what a rigged piece of trash it is just like every other mode. Every notice or ever wonder blah blah blah. Yeah I do because it IS rigged. But room temp iq people who pay for there rng will never understand this because Blizzard would never do that!!! Haha eat a dick you useful idiots. You pay to bm people like me by top decking and discovering the perfect card over and over and over. But go ahead and think highly of your wins Papa Blizzard gives you for being good boys.

FUCK BLIZZARD! Yeah it’s so kool to have a deck that is 100 percent rng. Yeah I draw both my apprentices and flamewaker and with 6 mana I can quarterback my discovered invocation into 50 damage, clearing your board, and playing 20-30 spells worth of at least 60 plus mana all with six mana! Damn I should’ve played better instead of getting otk’d on turn 6 with 30 health right? Wow it’s like apprentice hasn’t always been a problem but duhhh drrrrrr we don’t know how to fix it! How about nerfing that little bitch into the ground for starters you fucking garbage incompetent company. Too busy pretending to be retarded but in reality you’re too busy counting your profits that you make off of actual retards who keep feeding your stupid fucking machine. Modernity is such a mistake. Everything eventually turns to shit but my god hearthstone turned into a shitfest faster than any other game I can think of. Fuck your pay to win rng game. And fuck you Activiation.

Log into hearthstone. Play bg’s. Predict every fight and swing perfectly cuz it’s laughably predictable now. Get 5th place. Log out. No point in playing hearthstone in anyway shape or form anymore aside from habit. You pay your rng tax? No? Ok no tops for you! Have fun with with your trash worst possible choices, worst fight rng and everything inbetween on the other modes as well. And this is seen by the masses as a good game lol

There has never been a cringier time to be a Hearthstone player. It's embarrassing.