Hearthpwn

This is satire.  Dont do IM SURIOUS GUYZZZ replies.  

Look -- You're not wrong.  Youve been right the whole time.  Blizzard develops the game to be as is and you have every right to play a deck, regardless of its power level in comparison to the rest of the meta.  I get that. 

Why on earth would you not accept a friend request afterward?  Like c'mon man.  You elected to play Mage while 0 Mana Draw  2 was a thing.  Did you expect people to care about your well being and/or not think the planet might be better off without you?  Let me ask you this.  When you work 100+ hours a week, do you want to be 40% funding a crack addicts welfare on the street when they refuse to make any effort?   That's kind of what it's like for the rest of us.   Congrats on..... um.. queuing the deck?  Certainly not related to hard work or decision making.   Now, you have the right to do whatever you'd like in this game.  I highly doubt you're actually bad people outside of when you're playing mage, but while you're electing to do so, at least take the berating youve earned like an adult.   

Is there anyone in this forum legitimatley thinking mage is healthy in standard right now?  Does the last masters or whatever it's called tournament where what?  7 of 10 decks were mage and then only 3 that weren't all got eliminated by mage not indicative of broken and unbelievably mismatched?  Hello.  Cool bro.  You can queue it to your hearts content, but at least do us all a solid and recognize your life literally is expendable every minute you spend playing.  Once you go back to being mature and queuing a reasonable list again, by all means, let's be civil with one another.  Until then, though, take my friend request.. let me explain full detail all the reasons removing you from society would be benefiicial, unfriend me, and we all go about happy.  

You get to watch a nerd rage over another nerd intentionally using 60+ less IQ than they have on their deck selection, and I get to get some pent up rage off my chest and talk about how expendable you are.  We all win.   

Take the fucking friend request, you apes.  You worked really really hard to be berated after the game for being a dick bag playing an overpowered list.  CLAIM YOUR REWARD.   

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Oh and Blizzard.  *golf clap*  0 Mana Draw 2 into Incanters flow or visa versa.... NAILED IT.