Hearthpwn

So, the post card came out yesterday, and I noticed several people were wondering what the disclaimer said. So I read it as well as I could and deciphered this.

Disclaimer: The word "safe" is not meant to constitute a binding agreement and does not imply safety, security, protection, preservation, peace of mind, confidence, reliabilty, dependability, or trustworthiness. Mayor Noggenfogger is not responsible for any accidents, burglaries, thoughtsteals, mind visions, hellfires, vanishes, whirlwinds, revenges, lightnombs, elemental destructions, excavated evils, consecrations, holy novas, flamestrikes, demonwraths, standoffs, shadowflames, swipes, explosive traps, arcane explosions, brawls, DOOM!s, lightning storms, blizzards, twisting nethers and other Acts of Old Gods, magical mayhem, or disfigurement that may ensue. No Beasts, Demons, Dragons, Moths, Murlocs, or Pirates were harmed, abused, disfigured, dismembered, declawed, detailed, decommissioned, exercised, disarmed, or toppled in the making of this postcard.We take no responsibility on the claims made on this Souvenir or propaganda, or any predictions, suppositions, predictations, preprojections, harbingers, omens, portents, or conclusions that may arise.

Disclaimer: The word "safe" is not meant to constitute a binding agreement and does not imply safety, security, protection, preservation, peace of mind, confidence, reliabilty, dependability, or trustworthiness. Mayor Noggenfogger is not responsible for any accidents, burglaries, thiughtzteals, mind visions, hellfires, vanishes, whirlwinds, revenges, lightnombs, elemental destructions, excavated evils, consecrations, holy novas, flamestrikes, demonwraths, standoffs, shadowflames, swipes, explosive traps, arcane explosions, brawls, DOOM!s, lightning storms, blizzards, twisting nethers and other Acts of Old Gods, magical mayhem, or disfigurement that may ensue. No Beasts, Demons, Dragons, Mechs, Murlocs, Pirates, or Totems were harmed, abused, disfigured, dismembered, declawed, detailed, decommissioned, exercised, disarmed, or toppled in the making of this postcard.We take no responsibility on the claims made on this Souvenir or propaganda, or any predictions, suppositions, predictations, preprojections, harbingers, omens, portents, or conclusions that may arise. 

Edit: Changed Moths to Mechs after second review.

Edit 2: Forgot to type Totems.

Crazy Smeeds Used Kodos! Get away from all your troubles on a Brand New* Kodo!

98 Gold down! 

99 Gold a Month!

999 Months!

(Kodos not even close to new)

Control Warrior has always been a capable deck since Classic, Justicar simply helped in Fatigue matchups due to the increase in armor production, but can make do without her.

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How much Alliance do we have in that Game?

Magni, Jaina, Uther, Malfurion, Lyadrin, Alleria, Anduin, Valeera, Kadhgar and now Tyrande

Horde: Garrosh, RExxar, Thrall... ( Guldan is like Demon but ok its an Orc )

Other: Medivh, Morgl are special

 

U see it or? Where Are Trolls and Taurens or Undead?? Im even fit with a Gnome! More Races plz -.- 

 Actually Liadrin is a horde member...

 Jeah forgot that.... But its a shitty Elf.... We need more Races!

I personally don't understand the appeal of disenchanting one's entire collection. The trade off of disenchanting vs just finding a (slightly weaker) replacement card is huge.

For example, if I was to make the new Dragon Pally, I'd be missing Alexstraza, Deathwing, Chillmaw, and Rag Lightlord as possible cards, but I could turn to other cards instead such as Reg Rag, Nefarion, and Curator (he's card draw)

Is Netherspite historian out yet? Haven't been paying attention

To be perfectly frank, which is my dad's name don't call me that, I would much rather die to some random nonsense that potentially backfires on my opponent rather than Solitaire Mage or any other OTK deck. At least Yogg gives some interaction rather than just "oh, it's turn 8 and I had Thaurrisan trigger earlier, guess I win by 36 damage when I haven't damaged you all game :)"

If anything, based on Warcraft Lore, it'd actually be called "Chaos Damage."

Chaos damage has been a thing in Warcraft lore, generally attached to some hyper powerful being or weapon, such as Cenarius, Frostmourne, and powerful demons such as Mal'Ganis and Mannoroth. Even in Vanilla WoW it was a thing Warlocks used in PvP. 

The premise behind Chaos Damage was that it did 100% damage to all armor types (as opposed to Piercing, that did bonus to heavy armor but reduced damage against Fortified) and in WoW could pierce Divine Shields. As it stands however, Chaos Damage is not necessary in the game at the moment as: Everything does full damage anyways and Divine Shields are not that big of an issue as you only need 1 damage to remove them.

Well, to experiment I'd try one Bolster first, and yes I'd run Hogger and Obsidian Destroyers

It's not competitive, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have its uses (such as the Tiny Minion Brawl or a deck that utilizes the "Givea minion with 1 attack +2/+2")

I personally would suggest getting at least one wing of both so that you can unlock it later on after it rotates out. The adventures themselves are pretty great and have a lot of flavor in the single player experience. I had a laugh on more than one occasion.

As someone who despises priest due to the resident sleeper games of old, Priest will not be missed.

At 1/1, it would be tough but balanced to get it to 10 attack (Druid having the easiest time with their +3/+3 minion). Having to get to 15 attack is improbable from 1 and getting to 20 attack is literally unplayable. That would require +19/+19 to make any use of the 4 support cards that call for that, meaning if you played every C'Thun minion in your deck once and only got one trigger out of it (such in the case of the Warlock, Mage, and Priest buffers and Twilight Elder and Crazed Cultist) without Skeram Cultist (because he's bad): Druid-22, Warrior-16, Mage-18, Warlock-18, Priest-18, and Rogue varies due to Blade of C'Thun. Ultimately, that would make C'Thun downright unplayable as only 2 classes could effectively reach the trigger point without going through the entire deck (Druid only goes over by 1 card).

Priest is fundamentally broken. It relies too heavily on classic cards to be decent in Standard and its GvG cards were strong beyond measure.