Hearthpwn

Hello my fellow hearthstone friends,

I had such a great day that I felt obligated to create an account and share the story.

I am a priest player (this is where most of you stop reading) and a hunter player. I usualy play self made decks and when they completley fail i check the popular deck here and make some adjustments. My priest deck was a steal galakrond deck, and I had enough succsess on the noob ranks (platinum curently). After it grew a bit boring i made a hunter deck. It was purely focused on Zixor and making several copies of it. Basicaly you win by spaming 7/7 Zixor Prime turns 8,9,10 and so on. During this time the  meta had not evolved yet and there were not many rogues.

But now, fuck, seeing that Flik Skyshiv crushing your dreams by destroying every single Zixor Prime in your, deck, hand, and even card collection made me cry every fucking game. And thats not even the end of it. Just as you think that there is a slight chance of comming back by playing Nine Lives they fucking play Shadow Step on Flik just to torture you even more.

This is when I switched back to priest and I told to my self, go cancer mode, just becaues of rogue. Made myself a res priest. There is no friggin way they can outvalue that galakrong. I was comming back every time they filled the board with 1/1 little op shits that generate shit ton value. As he drew his last card (I had 7 left in deck and 30hp) there was a slight smile on my face filled with warmth and joy. The win was there, I saw it, I felt it, fuck you rogue I fucking won, you have no more cards to play. Well, I was WRONG, and boooy was I wrong. The fucker played Kronx and that 1 mana card that puts 50 copies of a minion in your deck. O.M.G, O.M.G, I could not fucking beleive it. He outvalued me. He crushed me, humiliated me. Shit, it hurts even when I type this it hurts. I think that that moment I got PTSP. 

My two favourite classes get crushed by rogue. The most played class. I was so fucking angry. I hate that fucking class, I wanted to hurt it, i wanted revenge, but there was nothing I could do. Or was it?

There was only one thing left to do, and it was to go ultra super cancer mode. Go brain damage mode. Go aids mode. Go multiple sclerosis mode. Go....

Death Knight... raaaaaawrrrrrr

Shit, its called Demon Hunter, lapsus linguae.

And no, I was not going for some self made original deck, this is not about creativity, its about inflicting pain. I went strait to netdeck.com and copied the deck with highest win rate. I was FUCKING READY.

First game, against hunter. Lost. Well dont know what do muligan, do I trade do I go face, Ill learn it. Second game, against mage, lost.

Third game, baaaaaam it was him. Rooooguuuuue. The great arch nemesis. Well, long story short I crushed him by turn 7 by randomly playing what was in my hand. But, but but but, just as I was goint to burst into emotion overflow, something happened. The dude, the guy, the rogue sent a friend request. This was not suposed to happen. I dont want to be friends with you rogue. I havent emoted gg at the end, I spammed YOU ARE NOT PREPAAAAAREEEEED. I dont want to you to congratate me on a good game and show me some good e-sportsmanship. I want you to hate me just as I hate you. After few seconds of thinking a said to myself, its just a card game. Go and make friends, its just a game. And just as I pushed that confirmation button the most beautiful thing happened. Omg I cant even describe the happines. All those hate messages wishing my kids had cancer and all that stuff bursting through my screen. Oh the joy, the happines, he hates me. He fucking hates me just as much as I hate him, maybe even more.

My mission was done, I pissed some dude off and now I know what pisses them off and I will continue to do it as long as priest and hunter are u playable against them.

Anyways thanks for reading, had to share this.