Hearthpwn

"Billy, you're back on the team."

But I thought detonating mana was a Warlock thing.

It's chilly alright. Really, REALLY, CHILLY.

"The gates are still open."

Popsicles are good for your health.

This ain't your everyday snowball fight.

Be sure not to step on any broken shards of minion.

Giant purple hand is customary.

What's the difference between marriage and Dark Binding? One is a lifelong link between two people's hearts and souls. The other is a Lich spell in Hearthstone.

I'm not sure wearing armor made out of frost is very practical. Not very effective in warmer climates.

No eating breaks. No bathroom breaks. No sleeping breaks. Nothing.

Is this not what acupuncture is?

People who haunt Remnant are called "Grimm".

He's not very good at freeze tag.

No Silver Hand Recruits are going to bust through now.

5/5 Skeletons agree this position is very uncomfortable.

"I'm gonna make a monster out of you, as nefarious as the dark side of the moon!"

Not a good substitute for an invisibility cloak.

You know Kel'Thuzad is an expert jeweler, right?

She's actually a Shaman in disguise.

You know, Mages could learn a lot in Lich School.

If you feel your heartbeat stop for a few seconds, that's normal. You won't die.

When you need a house of mirrors at your carnival...

Banned from all Azeroth ice sculpting competitions.

She's also available in ruby or emerald.

It brought you back a treat. Some... flaming claws?

You can't have a Circle of Life without a Square of Life, Triangle of Life, and X of Life.

"How much health does this thing have?"

Congratulations. Your Deathwing has evolved into... Deather-wing.

It's more like "Undeath Finds a Way".

It's not itself when it's hungry.

"We my have put your left eye slightly assymetrical... and your ears on your stomach... and your mouth on your back... and may have given you three extra fingers. Other than that, you look good as new."

It turns what DOES kill you makes you stronger.

As a "high cultist", I don't even want to know what he does during his breaks.

I'm not sure I would call losing all your flesh and organs "fit", but you do you.

"Obey the call of... wait, are we not rehearsing our call?"

Just like real life, regeneration is a slow process. Please be patient.

Only rivaled by a cold Coca-Cola.

I'm not sure why frost needs to be guarded.

You didn't wait long enough to go swimming.

Same as the old master.

Well, I never thought it would be so simple.

A really good way to cheat at ice sculpting.

"You never had a chance. You were a fool to try. Now you serve eternity trapped in ice."

I feel like Lady Deathshout would be more effective.

"You just activated my..."

You already know what her fate is.

No, there's no candy inside that corpse. Just blood and organs.

"You underestimate my power."

A yellow stone infused with souls,
Embraced by hearts of blackened coals,
Accepting those who pay the price,
The final act of sacrifice.

Is he alive, or is he dead? Is he just messed up in the head? Who really knows? Skeletal man!

It's the Scourge equivalent of a Kinder Egg.

"I'll be back tomorrow. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day."

What kind of Deathspeaker doesn't give a friendly minion Immune this turn?

We need it for a medical procedure.

Every bag of Kel'Thuzad's Ghoulio flesh flavored potato chips comes with a free toy monster. Collect all 7 of them.

Introducing our next act, Ghoul Rush, with lead vocalist, Deady Lee!

"What in your hand?" "A Graveyard Spade." "Graveyard Club." "So, who wins?"

"I saw your grandma naked one time. That's the most haunting vision I've ever seen."

None of them have had a Snickers in a while.

"You are afraid... of... uh... BUNNIES! Yes, bunnies! That's what you're afraid of!"

That's an interesting way to say "Change of Heart".

You know you're in Gilneas when it's 9:00AM outside and it's still pitch black.

Do you want me to sing a ghost song for you?

"C'mon, just one more damage" - A very common scenario for all Lich players.

This new Lich fragrance smells lovely. Now to just figure out what is is.

Isn't that supposed to be Zerek's thing?

Mini Repair Bot. Somehow more deadly than Regular Size Repair Bot.

"Do not yell at me."

GET EQUIPPED WITH OMEGA BLASTER

That'll remove some weight... along with everything else.

It has a weird relationship with Augmented Elekk.

So, you're telling me that people willingly donated those arms?

I see Gnarlroot went into the engineering business.

Before he worked at Boomsday Lab, he worked at a bakery.

But where does the pain go when it's extracted?

Attacking even weakened opponents. This isn't about honor.

So, does he return your soul to your hand?

Liches are secretly practicing to be Rogues.

Siphoning... The Ancient One.

Kel'Thuzad does surfing in his spare time. Surfing the toxic waves of Naxxramas is more fun than it sounds.

Eating fleshy corpses and drinking blood? It's not for everyone.

Remember to replant the soul crops.

She really emphasizes the "kill" in "Kilnara".

Knowing your enemy makes your enemy less intimidating.

It's amazing how much extra loot he can find.

Aka, Draconic Intellect.

But is dark news supposed to be good for him?