Hearthpwn

It’s not even the power level, it’s just I want to escape the whole Galakrond bullshit and such. It was an Highlander Hunter I faced. Not even that strong, just I hate Zephrys with a passion.

Anyhow, I’m starting to like facing DH as, at least, there is not reveal that revealed the oh you are fucked bullshit card. I know what I have to play around. Between rogue and mage right now I have to play around the whole standard cards, meaning I play curve and fuck it. Feels arena man.

If you play standard decks in wild, please go fuck yourself. I play Wild to especially not see the retarded bullshit happening now in standard. Urghhhh people would sell their family to get a win in a game. 

Every time I'm at one win from a rank I get veeeeeeeeery unlucky or my opponent is veeeeeeery lucky. As Thrall would say: THat's incredible! 

PLaying aggro: Starting hand 7-7-5. Yeah, sure it's not like 21 cards of my deck are below 3 mana. 

Next game, dead turn 5.

Next game dead by revel that revealed a reveal and lol you fucked. 

Hum hum.

This meta sucks so much... Illidan, lots of bullshit. Oh you are at 24? Never mind if I have one card, you are dead imma draw my deck. 

Valeera, Imma generate everything and more.

Priest, no need to explain.

Mage: press a button and look at the spinning wheels...

Nothing is fun to play against. 

I mean they send Rag to hall of fame and put a card wayyyyy worse dedicated to one class. Nothing happened here. 

Getting a tad bit tired to face 70% of DH. Yes people you can't think by yourself, it's fine but damn, matchmaking leave me alone for two minutes?

tyk3: Well I agree with you on every point. All of this plus the tad bit too much rng on some decks.

Rogues, rogues everywhere. Damn... It's not even a bad matchup but it takes fooooooorever. And which streamer reached high rank with it. Cause I know this community is bloody sheep's copying whatever the flavor of the week is. 

Mage is so bullshit. Really the essence of what HS is. Play random shit and see what happens. 

Might as well press a button at the start and see if you win. Might be more interesting.

Play 10 """random""" spells and ohhhh shiny! 

Fucking hell this or Candy crush, same shit.

Urrrr You are not prepared, urrrrrr.

Why is it every damn DH I encounter has to BM to the max. Was it designed to appeal to low intelligence people? (No need to answer that). 

I mean I get it, it's new everybody want to play it, fine. I can tech around (even though I will suddenly see less and more of my counter, bad luck I guess). But you don't have to press your emote like it's your pipi when you are 13. Je-sus. 

Oh well I took a 6 months break but the community did not get any nicer, far from it. Back to autosquelsh and playing only DH counters from now on. 

Sooo I more or less stopped playing this game for Magic. Just logged back after three days to do my quests. Went in casual playing a clunky quest Warlock (gotta play 30 warlock cards). I face only aggro full BM... Thanks for reminding me why I hate what this game have become. Pondering if I really need to do quests now.

Fucking hell, was almost rank 3 with a win streak playing evolve shaman. Then suddenly I face only secret mages, I can't get any decent evolve anymore and they top deck three times fireball to kill me. I mean come on... I can understand unlucky, but when unlucky becomes the rule something is fishy...

Soooo, I'm playing Huntard, The good kind with Zephrys and Zul'Jin. The balanced one. (<- Irony inside)

Anyway, I'm facing this quest Shaman, Trying to survive as I know I will screw him late. Turn 9 he floods the board, I'm at 9HP and one card in had, uh oh looks grim, when comes the: Greetings, Friend, Oh you want to BM? Let's go. I bring him to rope town.

Here come top deck Zephrys, Flamestrike. Wait the rope... Beng.

He floods again, Here come the top deck Zul'Jin. Here comes Flamestrike again! Oh and as it seems to be my lucky day I get the dogs before the flame strike and Leokk!

Where are your emotes now bruh? I think I heard his keyboards being smashed from here.

Can we please get an autosquelsh? Nothing good will ever come from the emotes. So what's the point?

The fuck you are playing Murloc pally in casual for? Seriously are you that a precious snowflake that you don't want to risk your star? You get soooooo butthurt to go back to rank 20 with one of the most broken deck in the game? Bro your mum won't heat your hotpocket all your life, sometime you will have to get out of her basement to face the world,,,

EDIT: And a standard zoolock in casual wild... Now facing a priest, 90% it's a big priest. The hell is wrong with people?

EDIT AGAIN: It is un-fucking-believable that every time I'm close to a rank I get fucked by draw or rng. Very subtle with that, I have like 80% of my deck costing less than 4 mana and I get only my 6 to 10 mana cars in 5 turns...

Matchmaking not rigged again, went 6-0, woohoo, cruising to 5, easy life. Reach rank 5, go to 5****, then suddenly, don't have any out, get only my high cost cards, ok happens. Then I'm matched against a highlander taunt druid. Yep, I did not even know it existed. Four times like this, back to 5 0 stars. Random.