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Is it that hard to take 5 seconds to press a button at the beginning of the match? 

Hell what else are you doing on your opponents turn 1? 

 5 seconds. 1 million players. 1000 matches each; 3 games each day for a year.

 

5 000 000 000 seconds.

158 years.

If you want to squelch all the games for all the players that wants the feature, go ahead.

158 years is two lifetimes. Two lifetimes are wasted each year, and Blizzard could've stopped the waste of human life in a couple of hours.

Two human lives could be saved each year with auto-squelch.

As much as I respect all that math, I feel you're making this way bigger of a deal than it is. It's a button. You aren't  doing anything during your opponents turn 1. Deal with it. 

It's a couple of coffee breaks for Blizzard.

I don't get to go to the kitchen and make a cup of coffee because I have to sit and wait after the mulligan.

 You're saying that the single second it takes you to hit the squelch button makes the difference between you getting a cup of coffee or not? Even if they end their turn one instantly what do you intend to do on your turn one? You certainly don't have enough to think about that you showing up a bit late with a nice cup of coffee loses the game for you. 

 You have to wait the 30 seconds until your opponent finishes his mulligan as well, before you can squelch.

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Quote from Entro9 >>

Is it that hard to take 5 seconds to press a button at the beginning of the match? 

Hell what else are you doing on your opponents turn 1? 

 5 seconds. 1 million players. 1000 matches each; 3 games each day for a year.

 

5 000 000 000 seconds.

158 years.

If you want to squelch all the games for all the players that wants the feature, go ahead.

158 years is two lifetimes. Two lifetimes are wasted each year, and Blizzard could've stopped the waste of human life in a couple of hours.

Two human lives could be saved each year with auto-squelch.

As much as I respect all that math, I feel you're making this way bigger of a deal than it is. It's a button. You aren't  doing anything during your opponents turn 1. Deal with it. 

It's a couple of coffee breaks for Blizzard.

I don't get to go to the kitchen and make a cup of coffee because I have to sit and wait after the mulligan.

Quote from Frostraven >>

Quote from Entro9 >>

Is it that hard to take 5 seconds to press a button at the beginning of the match? 

Hell what else are you doing on your opponents turn 1? 

 5 seconds. 1 million players. 1000 matches each; 3 games each day for a year.

 

5 000 000 000 seconds.

158 years.

If you want to squelch all the games for all the players that wants the feature, go ahead.

158 years is two lifetimes. Two lifetimes are wasted each year, and Blizzard could've stopped the waste of human life in a couple of hours.

Two human lives could be saved each year with auto-squelch.

Is it that hard to take 5 seconds to press a button at the beginning of the match? 

Hell what else are you doing on your opponents turn 1? 

Dear God is it really that hard to squelch every opponent? "Oh no I need to click twice." 

Or, here's an idea, mute your dam computer. Now you don't have to listen to the emotes every game because it's just muted. You'll still see them, but maybe you could slap a piece of tape over where it would appear. Would that please you? Or is that manuel labor just as bad as having to click twice on each opponent?