Hearthpwn

Have you ever gotten tired of playing against the same three decks since Day 1?

Have no fear son, for I got the best deck for you.

Your opponent is playing a combo deck?

No worries lad, give em some of this handy snake oil right here.

Your opponent is playing big demons on turn 5 like a degenerate?

Well well well, we got enough board clears to last a lifetime!

 

Alright, enough yapping; Here is the combo:

a. IF OPPONENT IS HIGHLANDER

1. Play creation protocol as fast as you can. Get two copies of snek, and then play them normally to disable their silly little highlander cards.

2. Play Swarm of lightbugs and huddle the 1-mana excess spell for turn 9.

3. On turn 9, play swarm of lightbugs and Colifero. Since you disabled their silly reno, they cannot clear the board of the sneks without filling their deck with the high quality totally legit snake oil.

4. Even though I got it only one time, you can repeat the combo for a true snake oil buffet.

b. IF OPPONENT IS NORMIE

1. Play creation protocol as fast as you can. Get 1-2 copies of Colifero, and hold the line.

2. Play Swarm of lightbugs and huddle the 1-mana excess spell for turn 9.

3. On turn 9, play swarm of lightbugs and Colifero. However, if you get sucked by sergeras, gg it is joever.

 

Yes, I know, the deck is terrible. It was supposed to be a big rez priest deck lmao, but I could not get it to work in standard, so I shifted to sneks.

 

Spread the joys of snek oil, my minions!