Hearthpwn

So here's the bullshit I'm losing to tonight.

man when youre a druid and you dont draw the cards that draw you cards, hearthstone fucking sucks.

Are you supposed to concede to Shudderwock Shaman or waste 2 hours of your life listening to the battlecry 100 times before you die? What a horribly designed card. Once the rope is done the turn should fucking end.

Should I now put 5 oozes and 2 Chief Inspectors? I bought the pre-order again hoping I can beat decks with my own but the Hunters are just so unbeatable. I thought i will enjoy this game this expansion.

Shudderwank Shaman - shit to play against

Taunt Druid - Shit to play against

Current spell hunter - shit to play against.

Recruit/death rattle hunter - shit to play against.

Extreme aggro or infinite value shite or OTK shite.

Same net decks over and over and over.

Sad fucks running those decks can't keep their hands wanking their undersized little dicks -  they just need to wow or wellplayed ...keep wanking boys - you'll cum faster then you can get to licking it up. I blame that retarded fuck Brode for the state of the game and the fact that there IS STILL NO FUCKING AUTOSQUELCH. 

HATE the current expansion.

Best decision I made in the last 3 years was NEVER to spend real money on this shit and I just feel sorry fir anyone that ever paid for packs. Hearthstone is the shitest game in the world.

You're getting upset about emotes? Aka a single line of text such as "Thank you"? I think you have problems my dude, I suggest you seek help.

Who's that pokemon!?

It's yet ANOTHER SPELL HUNTER!

Oh look it's evolving!

IT'S ZUL'JIN! (And board full of beasts and secrets)

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You're getting upset about emotes? Aka a single line of text such as "Thank you"? I think you have problems my dude, I suggest you seek help.

You're going into the Salt thread to pick on people's salty posts? I suggest you seek help.

 And yet you're doing the exact same thing, guess everyone needs help huh?

I just want to rant about how torturous it is to grind as Warrior in these recent metas. I've often wondered why I made it my goal to reach 500 wins for the golden hero portrait when the class is in quite a sorry state, with no viable laddering decks other than Odd Warrior. I love the archetype and I've kept tinkering with it, but the games take around 15-20 mins on average, and a loss is doubly deflating when I think about the time I wasted. To make matters worse, Kingsbane Rogue is on the rise again, so that's another auto-lose matchup to look forward to. Hooray, you fucktards. 

Anyway, I just reached 400 wins with Warrior today. A hundred more wins in this hostile meta and I'll have that golden portrait. Bring it on...

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I just want to rant about how torturous it is to grind as Warrior in these recent metas. I've often wondered why I made it my goal to reach 500 wins for the golden hero portrait when the class is in quite a sorry state, with no viable laddering decks other than Odd Warrior. I love the archetype and I've kept tinkering with it, but the games take around 15-20 mins on average, and a loss is doubly deflating when I think about the time I wasted. To make matters worse, Kingsbane Rogue is on the rise again, so that's another auto-lose matchup to look forward to. Hooray, you fucktards. 

Anyway, I just reached 400 wins with Warrior today. A hundred more wins in this hostile meta and I'll have that golden portrait. Bring it on...

 Try this deck out if you have the cards and don't mind playing Wild, it's pretty fun and seems viable for now, I rarely play Warrior so I can't get the win-rate over 55% at rank 4, but you might to do better with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjK8mgqOrPU

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I just want to rant about how torturous it is to grind as Warrior in these recent metas. I've often wondered why I made it my goal to reach 500 wins for the golden hero portrait when the class is in quite a sorry state, with no viable laddering decks other than Odd Warrior. I love the archetype and I've kept tinkering with it, but the games take around 15-20 mins on average, and a loss is doubly deflating when I think about the time I wasted. To make matters worse, Kingsbane Rogue is on the rise again, so that's another auto-lose matchup to look forward to. Hooray, you fucktards. 

Anyway, I just reached 400 wins with Warrior today. A hundred more wins in this hostile meta and I'll have that golden portrait. Bring it on...

 Try this deck out if you have the cards and don't mind playing Wild, it's pretty fun and seems viable for now, I rarely play Warrior so I can't get the win-rate over 55% at rank 4, but you might to do better with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjK8mgqOrPU

 I only started playing during the tail end of KoFT, so I probably won't have the cards for that wild deck. But I'll check the video out, thanks!

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I just want to rant about how torturous it is to grind as Warrior in these recent metas. I've often wondered why I made it my goal to reach 500 wins for the golden hero portrait when the class is in quite a sorry state, with no viable laddering decks other than Odd Warrior. I love the archetype and I've kept tinkering with it, but the games take around 15-20 mins on average, and a loss is doubly deflating when I think about the time I wasted. To make matters worse, Kingsbane Rogue is on the rise again, so that's another auto-lose matchup to look forward to. Hooray, you fucktards. 

Anyway, I just reached 400 wins with Warrior today. A hundred more wins in this hostile meta and I'll have that golden portrait. Bring it on...

 Try this deck out if you have the cards and don't mind playing Wild, it's pretty fun and seems viable for now, I rarely play Warrior so I can't get the win-rate over 55% at rank 4, but you might to do better with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjK8mgqOrPU

 I only started playing during the tail end of KoFT, so I probably won't have the cards for that wild deck. But I'll check the video out, thanks!

 I did my last 100 wins with “Big” warrior which just kinda got better with rastakhan, especially with Oondasta and his beast package. I also fooled around with some Mechathun combo warrior. Try to enjoy your games, cause once you reach 500 you will only remember the suffering instead of how fun it was to reach that shiny Garrosh portrait. 

How one supposed to play to win in this game when its all a coin toss??

Druid pulled hadronox from witching hour having 25% of chance because of my 2 frogs from hexs and third frog summoned by hadronox.

That second hadronox didn't pull new frog, there was no space for them.

With second witching hour he pulled him again.. and at this point dead beasts he had were: 3 frogs, 2 hadronox. Chances 2/5 =40%.

That second pull decided the game..

I dont know the designer(s) behind kingsbane but they can morph into icecream and melt under the sun to be very polite because wow, this card is out of control with this expension. They just patch any weak point that was the breaking the weapon and having to cards to loot it up instantly. It is not long before facing a 12 -5 lifesteal weapon while being sap / destroyed any resistance you would like to use against it. 

1-  Remove the keep enchantement from the weapon, or change the effets to returns the cards to your hands.
2- Upgrade the cost of the weapon by X, will avoid a super early control that it provide, or it increase by one per enchantement on it. That would also prevent the super cheap way to boomerang it while play it back full durability for nothing and still have mana for board control.
3- Any chance to upgrade the silence for weapon too ? would PAY to be able to silence that weapon turn 2 and spam "greating" anytime my soul would allow it.

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I just want to rant about how torturous it is to grind as Warrior in these recent metas. I've often wondered why I made it my goal to reach 500 wins for the golden hero portrait when the class is in quite a sorry state, with no viable laddering decks other than Odd Warrior. I love the archetype and I've kept tinkering with it, but the games take around 15-20 mins on average, and a loss is doubly deflating when I think about the time I wasted. To make matters worse, Kingsbane Rogue is on the rise again, so that's another auto-lose matchup to look forward to. Hooray, you fucktards. 

Anyway, I just reached 400 wins with Warrior today. A hundred more wins in this hostile meta and I'll have that golden portrait. Bring it on...

 Try this deck out if you have the cards and don't mind playing Wild, it's pretty fun and seems viable for now, I rarely play Warrior so I can't get the win-rate over 55% at rank 4, but you might to do better with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjK8mgqOrPU

 I only started playing during the tail end of KoFT, so I probably won't have the cards for that wild deck. But I'll check the video out, thanks!

 I did my last 100 wins with “Big” warrior which just kinda got better with rastakhan, especially with Oondasta and his beast package. I also fooled around with some Mechathun combo warrior. Try to enjoy your games, cause once you reach 500 you will only remember the suffering instead of how fun it was to reach that shiny Garrosh portrait. 

I'm still enjoying my wins, I just wish the games weren't as long haha. I'd love to play Big/Recruit Warrior, but I'm missing the most important card in that deck (Woecleaver) and I'm hesitant to craft it with standard rotation only a few months away. I plan to reserve my dust for more recent legendaries. Deck sounds interesting, though. 

 Man I had hoped the new set would bring a fresher meta, but apart from Hunter I'm only facing Odd Paladin and Shudderwock Shaman, AKA the worst decks in recent Hearthstone history. Can't Blizzard just implement a rule that says if you only play degenerate netdeck toptier garbage that you are always matched against a mirror? This is just plain annoying.

People playing even shamman in CASUAL WILD mode deserve to fucking get their balls cut off, they have none anyways

Nice. Came home and started to play. 10 losses in a row. Mostly to odd paladin. Rank 1 -> rank 3. So fucking pissed.

Class identity in 2018:

- Druid is the armor class

- Rogue is the healing class

- Hunter is the value class

Go fuck yourself team 5.

First time posting on salt thread.

Fucking sick of spell hunters. I have played against 9 spell hunters today and ALL OF THEM had an opening like this

Turn 1 either weapon or tracking

Turn 2 secret

Turn 3 secret

Turn 4 (going second) coin spellstone or eaglehorn/animal companion

Turn 5 (going first) spellstone or baited arrow

Turn 6 baited arrow or DK

Im sick and tired of this shit. I either have no aoe or i waste 2 turns clearing that stupid shit of a board.

Nerf spellstone to AT LEAST 6 mana. DK should also be probably 7 mana

EDIT: Lost all games but one

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Class identity in 2018:

- Druid is the armor class

- Rogue is the healing class

- Hunter is the value class

Go fuck yourself team 5.