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This f****** freeze mage just BM'd me so hard. He Alexstrasza'd me on turn 9. He also had an Ice Block up. I killed Alex and broke the Ice block, leaving him at 1 health. It was then his turn with 10 mana and 3 cards in hand. All he had to do was deal 15 damage. I could see it from a mile away. First he fireball's me twice to the face for 12 damage. Then he hovers over his last card and emotes "Sorry". I was sure it was frostbolt and I'd be dead. But instead he let the rope burn all the way down and right before the rope ran out he moved his mouse from the card to his hero power and fireblasted himself to death. I'm glad I won but I was still pissed. And I still don't know what that last card was

Its amazing how the enemy Ragnaros always aims for the biggest minion on board, regardless of how much trash you drop as decoy...

EVERY     DAMN    TIME

I can't wait for the first few weeks of the new expansion where people try different decks. Right now trying out different decks is just inevitable frustration. Of all my games today i have only met that wasn't a face hunter/pala.

Too bad it was a zoo that won in 5 turns anyway.

Playing my F2P mage against a Mech Mage on casual for the dailies. It was a close game but his minions had an absolute edge in value, and ultimately decided the game.

I was down to 1 health and about to face the inevitable. But before I could utter "Well Played," my opponent who had been silent all game taunted "My magic will tear you apart!"

What the fuck are you? A six-year old? He got the rope while I went for a break in the kitchen.

No, for that, I don't think I'm any better than a six-year old.

Drafted a pretty solid arena deck with Kel'Thuzad. Playing against some chump of an opponent, doing pretty well. Doorbell rings, I run to go get it, thinking it's the mailman and I'll get back in time to play my turn. Well, it's some old mailman, gotta sign for a package, blah blah blah. Anyways, I come back, and I lost a turn. Furiously, I fight back, dropped Kel'Thuzad with some minions, cleared his side, and am still about to win the game. I'm thinking, "Yeah, I got 3 minions on the board, completely playing around MCT, this should be an easy cleanup." 

Then...

Guy plays Hungry Dragon. I get some cruddy 1 drop. Oh well, no big deal. Even now if he drops MCT, it's a 1 out of 4. Not very likely he even has that card, right? Guy drops MCT, and steals my Kel'Thuzad, ending my glorious streak. I'm sitting there, debating on whether to curse at this guy in chat. I add him, but then lose heart and instead tell him good game. Cruel world.

I have the same feeling when i tech cards in like Harrison.While they are in my deck they are useless.When i sub them i play against 4-5 weapon classes.

22 games. 18 of them are Zoo, Face Paladin, Face Hunter, Midrange Hunter, Tempo Mage and Mech Mage.

Thanks for whoever made Face Paladin popular, now there's not a deck that counters all of them.

Awesome meta for sure. 

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Thanks for whoever made Face Paladin popular, now there's not a deck that counters all of them.

 

Thank idiots like Gaara, he was streaming cancer Pally last night, and seemed proud of it. What a knob. Every kid on his stream will be running it today, like there wasn't enough of it about

Taunt Druid?

omg better ladder rewards! thank you so much bliz. ive been asking for like a year. at least your listening even tho it doesnt feel like it with all the RNG in TGT. Control hype. Ladder hype. 

I DEd my druid and warrior cards, i have full collections of all classess except ebola, druid and warrior. I played tempo mage, malylock, zoo lock, control priest and mid range shaman and all of them lost to face idiots and ebola. Zoo lock is closest to beating cancer decks but unleash the hounds and eboladin ability to flood board and control it with peacekeeper, equality etc. rekts me most of time. So i cant climb ladder while playing decks i enjoy because retarded kids need to whore stars by spreading cancer. Rank 10 and i faced 1 tempo mage, 2 zoo locks, 9 ebola and face.

Somebody tell Toyota to FUCKING PISS OFF.

Sorry, but Tempo mage is just as cancerous as the aggro Pally and Hunter decks, and Druid isn't even near them

Well, I play midrange pally, mage twice in a row gets perfect hits with arcane missiles, I switch over to demonlock, and 6 times out of 8, across several games I get 2 damage out of Imp-losion BabyRage NEVERLUCKY BabyRage

Okey, I'm sick of this bullshit called "Hunter". Blizzard, WHY YOU DO THIS TO US?! I just faced a hunter where I completely reckt him, Harrison'ed his 3/2 weapon, Kezan mysticed his secret, completely fucked him but guess what he top decked Leeroy and I had exactly 6 HP..I prefer facing Aggro Paladins than facing this shit..At least I can beat Aggro Paladins easily but this shit is just so fkin unbearable -_-

9 out of 10 games, my Rag when there are 5 enemy minions always goes FUCKING FACE WHEN THE OPPONENT IS ON 30 HP.

again 5 fucking face retards im so sick of this shit