Hearthpwn

PLEASE, STOP, PLEASE!

THERE ARE 8 OTHER CLASSES FUCKING HUNTARDS.

PLEASE ROTATION OBLITERATE THIS BRAINLESS CLASS, PLEASE.

FUCK PEOPLE. I HATE EVERYONE.

Cant wait for this fucking rexxar rotate out. Played wild, met hunter ofc into turn 6 rexxar and then its gg cause op shit every turn and you just have to pray. Oh and btw, hyena everyfucking where.

People who play mill rogue have an anti social behavioral disorder.

*insert gay theme* now i 'll play 3 GOLDEN MIND CONTROLL....uh uh uh uh uh....

Thank god you got 4 aoe and 3 mind controll + 6 steal card from opponent and still.... it was all in arena ....Good game DESIGN and MATCHMAKING for a fckin arena zoo...(still managed 3 win cause sometimes i can draw my stromwind champ that wasn't stolen by random GOLDEN mind controll spell)...

EdiT: Rewards just show how much luck i can get in this idiotic roulette spin....like c'mon where is my 40th pack? can't i have a legendary before that....?

Yep so fair, turn 6 loss to Priest. These 2 decks couldn't be further apart in viability 

"But meta decks are fine in casual dw, he was just practicing with the deck"

Anyone who thinks or says that can go fuck themselves, practice at rank floors like you are supposed to.

I play casual a lot and still see a LOT of odd pal, meta-hunter, idiot priest, and odd mage that always has Fagnaros on 7 Jaina on 8 or 9

Anyone else feels climbing to rank 5 is much harder this month than usual? I only grind there for the golden epic, it usually takes a morning to get there from rank 9. Not this month, opponents around rank6 play like they are on legend. Last time I struggled this much I was going for legend...

shitbags that play this game are a fucking cancer to the world. fuck you all the way back to before you were conceived in the back seat of a fucking nissan sentra because your dad's condom broke as he leaned over to do a line. fucking worthless pieces of shit you are. fucking emote shitbirds go to fucking hell. emoting does not help the fact that your tiny fucking penis is the same size as your dad's last time you compared. fucking ass hats.

fuck you

Quote from SPQR301 >>

Anyone else feels climbing to rank 5 is much harder this month than usual? I only grind there for the golden epic, it usually takes a morning to get there from rank 9. Not this month, opponents around rank6 play like they are on legend. Last time I struggled this much I was going for legend...

 Golden epic is guaranteed? I autoquit at rank 10 since frozen throne. Golden epic still not worth playing 100% netdecks for an hour or two though.

SO brave of you that you include LEE-Roy in your ODD PALA-Cancer...like srsly i can't topdeck 9 draw cards effect in my controll hunter (literally no-one plays this version with elise +5 mana bomber +weapon discover ...etc) ...Like i can almost more that half the time win aganst netdecks...but rng is on a whole new level that helps even the most idiotic plays...like i went aganst a controll warlock (some zoo-ish creation) that had the burst for like 4 turns and didn't used it aganst me....i can't even imagine how hard is to not look up all the non meta card, play net-decks for hours...draw perfect clears...and still miss lethal for like almost 7 turn straight... :P(For example lifedrinker + Vampire Guldan sip and i'm dead...but he like tried to BM or idk :P )

Edit: Can't win aganst braindead Odd decks....Fckin fantastic...

Rogue is the new priest. Better removals / card steal and finisher. Amazing

So let us set the stage I was at a local tournament crappy prizes went for the fun. it had 32 players 5 rounds of swiss, bo3 matches. I brought deathrattle rogue(big) and control odd mage. Now I know you will say that big rogue is a meme deck, but I playes it to top 350 legend last season. And I was expecting lots of hunters, made my lineup to beat that. And look at that I predicted the tournament meta. There were only 2 odd paladins, 90 percent brought hunters, lots of mages as well. Yet somehow I start off 2-0 both 2-0 wins while drawing terribly. My opponents made terrible mistakes and drew terrible as well so I won. Praying I do not continue on this bad luck stream. Oh well I lose 2 games in a row to a girl with 2x perfect secret odd mage start and me getting a 0/5 egg from astromancer as well as no jaina. The other game i just lost, my hand has 4x 8 drops in my big rogue. So i go in to the last game if I win I have a chance for top 8. I win 2-0 against an otk pally+ some rogue which I did not get to see. Time to see the top 8, feels bad I did not make it 3 others with 3-2 scores do make it. I feel terrible I only drew jaina once in 6 games and jan'alai twice, my big rogue luck was mediocre the best. I go to hs replay and 10 of my 12 match ups were positive, many of them around 60-70 percent for my decks. I calm down it is just a random fun tournament and then I see the ones who actually made it to top 8. I see this obnoxious girl who went 5-0 with a deathrattle rogue and even paladin. I remember her seeing beating an odd paladin line up 2-0 and I am like ffs. Then I see the 8th seed one who made it before me. It is a guy who played this odd rogue with raiding part AND ASSASSINS BLADE, yes you heard that right. As well as midrange hunter with bearshaek instead of flanking. Turns out he dis not switch decks from the last tournament where he went to the 2nd place with terrible decks. I lose my shit. Now I get the news the girl finished first and that guy finished third. Same scenario from the last tournament where I brought odd warrior and lost in the swiss vs AGGRO DECKS. I predict the meta once and once again and then some idiots with assassins blade win games.

How the fuck is it possible to fckin play 3 times in a row to the same russian fellow who plays canCER OdD PaLA???

fckin LegiT Mm Blizz....

I hope the next card reveal is actually a reveal about the new casual mode.

If you play mech hunter, aluneth mage or kingsbane you need to get your head checked, there's probably some kind of tumor growing that's turning you into a fucking retarded caveman

"The pleasure is mine" and proceeds to play 7 billion Coldlight Oracles, and then someone says these imbeciles don't deserve a beating

Quote from SPQR301 >>

Anyone else feels climbing to rank 5 is much harder this month than usual? I only grind there for the golden epic, it usually takes a morning to get there from rank 9. Not this month, opponents around rank6 play like they are on legend. Last time I struggled this much I was going for legend...

 Yeah, I totally had that issue too. Managed to make it with tempo rogue as it’s a good all rounder. Much harder than usual though for some reason. 

What are all the sad fucks playing hunter and odd paladin going to play after rotation?

I kind of feel sorry for them: it must suck to know you are soooo bad at the game you have to play cancer to ladder up AND then fail to get to rank 5+ after a season of grinding AND be aware that your opponents think you are a sad, retarded joke AND know that whatever rank you obtain  is just a mark of how much you suck AND also lose your cancer deck on the day of rotation 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 

Quote from Pathod >>

"The pleasure is mine" and proceeds to play 7 billion Coldlight Oracles, and then someone says these imbeciles don't deserve a beating

 I mean..it is a "masturbation" deck.