Hearthpwn

fuck this garbage game. officially quitting, going to play arena. garbage bullshit matchmaking system, amazingly blatant algorithm for making you feel that you need to have 'better cards' to win. I played 'casual' in arena this weekend...can't even explain what a balanced experience I had. none of the usual fucking bull shit that I see every fucking damn time i play this piece of fucking shit.  opponents guaranteed turn 7 dr.boom. switch to the same exact deck and don't see that card for 8 fucking games. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. AND ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKING TIME FUCK FUCKING YOU. 

if there is an admin reading this please delete my fucking account. i can't find out how to from profile area. 

this game is a waste of time and effort. The algorithms for match making and card draw are flawed and designed so that we feel the need to 'invest'. Horse shit. I play deck X. Deck X has a 2 card combo. Never draw the 2 cards together in time to have a chance to win. Opponent has mirror. Opponent MORE FUCKING TIMES THAN NOT has 2 card combo.

Seeing nothing but fucking hunters. Switch decks. Seeing nothing but deck FUCKING x that has an amazing win % against what I chose to play. Where were all the hunters I was just playing?

Play arena...not presented with high drops. 3 drop, 3 drop, 3 drop, 3 drop, 3 drop. 1 drop trash, 1 drop trash LEGENDARY CARD TRASH, 3 drop, 3 drop. fucking instant regret.

go back to standard. load deck x. opponent, warrior turn 7 dr. boom. no chance to win. next game. oh, paladin. probably can have at least a fun fucking game. oops no your bomb drop is 2nd card from bottom. don't worry opponent will have bomb that is exactly on curve.

have total dominance quest. get to 4 wins. suddenly 5th win almost impossible to get. draws are even shittier than ever. mulligan away a card only to draw it 1st turn. 2 of the same 6 drop turns 2 and 3. do a random thing does a random thing to the thing that you least want random thing to happen to. 

now reading this sad fucking 700 page post i see plenty of comments outlining exactly what I experience. what are the chances?

you know what I think. I think the name of the game is money, not fun. how can we get the stupid masses to pay money and make them feel if they spend just a little more then it might be a little better. fuck that. for anyone reading this, don't waste your money. think twice before you make that purchase. ask yourself why is this developer doing what they do...because they want you to have fun or because they want to steal your hard earned money. yeah, ppl got to get paid but 49.99 for digital cards? what is the development budget for this game? FIX THE THINGS THAT ARE BROKEN.  

how is there balance when it is rock scissors paper? why because I can't possibly win 1.5 games out of 3 because of match ups? that makes balance? a good game gives you a chance to win every game no? 

a fuckin men.

fuck you blizzard. I started playing arena not just because magic is a far superior game...(and please ass tards who are going to start lecturing me about how not to compare the games hold your shitty tongues) but because you know...pay attention to how a magic draft works and FIX THE FUCKING ARENA YOU ASSHOLES. ACTUALLY DON'T BECAUSE I JUST WON'T FUCKING PLAY ANYMORE> HOW THE FUCK I AM NOT OFFERED HIGHER THAN A 6 DROP AND ONLY ONE FUCKING 6 DROP AT THAT> MY FUCKING GREAT AUNT WHO CAN'T SEE, WALK AND BREATHE BECAUSE SHE IS NOT ALIVE HAS MORE BALANCE THAN THIS FUCKING MONEY GRAB PIECE OF SHIT GAME> FUCK YOUR CODE FUCK YOUR GAME AND ABSOLUTELY MOST OF ALL FUCK YOU.

'we are working harder than ever to make sure that arena is balanced'

mkkk fucking ok.  my opponent has 3 legendaries, vs 80% of my picks were 3 drops. and you are going to tell me that there is NOT a fucking algorithm that matches shit up. are you fucking saying that because I don't fucking pay anything blizzard you fucks that you put some shit in the system so that I want to pay? fuck you. no seriously blizzard fuck you shit eating greedy fucking ass bags. fuck you forever and ever and fucking ever.

all the motherfucking time.  I think they have the same shit fucking pity meter except is an ass fucking luck meter. pay to play motherfuckers pay to play. when the asshole meter is on, i can guess my mulligans. I say 'i bet if i throw those 2 cards out, I will draw both my 7 mana cards and get totally fucked against this agro deck.' sure enough, 7 , 7 and next draw is 9 fucking stupid odd wyvern asshole.  

sorry this was a response to SwedishOxxx's on point message about the shit show this game is. can't fucking use a message board what do you fucking want from me.

one more fucking edit. 3 years playing this and for sure there is a algorithm for the matchups. no fucking way it is random. fuck i play against 5 stupid turd hunters in a row, switch one fucking card and suddenly it's dumb shit togglefuckingoggle. get the fuck out of here. blizzard fuck you. 

Fucking painful. the little bit of empathy has me feeling bad for those involved in the broadcast, except for whoever was laughing all the time please stop. if I was running this shit show dam straight the cards would be working. fucking dev dollars going to some shit ass 1982 replica of ms.pac man (where is dumb shit slow) and mt. fucking dew but the orange one. guess I should shell out the 80 dollars for my golden whizbang whatever the fuck.

shitbags that play this game are a fucking cancer to the world. fuck you all the way back to before you were conceived in the back seat of a fucking nissan sentra because your dad's condom broke as he leaned over to do a line. fucking worthless pieces of shit you are. fucking emote shitbirds go to fucking hell. emoting does not help the fact that your tiny fucking penis is the same size as your dad's last time you compared. fucking ass hats.

fuck you

It is not the game, it is the people who play this game. It is actually traceable to the human race in general. The majority of people are pieces of shit, and don't deserve anything they have. If I narrow the scope though to just this game, then the same % remains, they are just actually bigger pieces of shit than average. 

For me, that is what ruins the experience. When playing MTGO, or even Arena, much less the case. Though I have played higher level competitions (Like GP's etc) and I have met a bunch of folks who deserve to return to this earth as a shit bird. Then again, I have met a few nice folks. In all this time playing THIS game, I met like 2 people who are not ass hats.

to all the sad little shits who do the dumb shit you do in casual know that when I wake up I fucking pray you choke. When you do fucking choke I hope you think of my fucking name. hopefully it is on the fucking shit oatmeal your mom makes you fucking assholes. 

Reading through some of these posts I have to agree...the match making is fucked. When they don't want you to win they don't want you to win so suddenly they match you against what you can't possibly beat for x games. This is at rank 2-3.  Interestingly I have not played a hunter in my last 20 games. 80% priest, one rouge and rest warlock. Sorry blizzard never going to spend a dime on this game. EVER. It is actually not fun. One out of 40 games is interesting. the rest is rinse, repeat. Fuck off.