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i recommend buying the expansions and buying everything else-reduces stress and not spending that much/frequently- and... then you need good legendary pack rng Kappa

WHY DO PEOPLE PLAY PATRON IN NORMALS!?!?! IT IS PROVEN TO BE THE #1 DECK GO #$$%ING ON LADDER.

Apparently this game rewards to be a complete moron. Today I've been playing my custom dragon pally, and faced a complete dumbass midrange hunter (btw, half of my opponents were hunters, just to add some more salt). I could'nt take down its early game because my draws pretty much sucked. Turn 9, I'm in a dire situation, so I Equality and Dr.Boom. He has Knife Juggler, Mad Scientist and Houndmaster on the board. He plays Unleash the Hounds BEFORE attacking with the minions.

I say to myself: "Fool, you just ruined your lethal, this can still be mine"...

NOPE. All knives hit either my face or Dr.Boom. Then he plays Houndmaster on one of the doggies... and hits Dr.Boom again!

Now that misserable spawn had exact f*cking lethal. Exact. F*cking. Lethal.

Of course there was also that patron wich I had almost dead but then the 4 cards in his pustulous hand happened to be Warsong, Patron, Frothing and Whirlwind.

The only two things that helped me to release some salt were the poor thieves I utterly crushed and that rank 12 golden face hunter who did run Cobra Shot and failed. "You are golden and 31544628752520100000 miles from legend, what are you even trying? Gold? Search something honorable, for f*cks sake".

Full board vs empty board mage, about to kill him in 2 turns. He fucking uses doomsayer frost wave combo. I restock the board, and he HAS ANOTHER FUCKING DOOMSAYER that he puts behind an annoy-o-tron. WHO THE FUCK DRAFTS 2 FUCKING DOOMSAYERS AND THAT SHIT SPELL IN ARENA??

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TURN 6   Onyxia

 

Of course I had not drawn removal. Yet ANOTHER loss to Unstable Portal

Bad luck. Would you be salty if it was a TURN MOTHERFUCKING TWO WISP OUTTA HELL....oh yeah. I don't think so. Unstable portal is okay. 

When TGT launches, all the sheeple who refused to play Shaman because it was "An underwhelming class" will ALL play it thanks to some of the cards released so far.

Pure salt on my end, but I feel like if it wasn't good enough for you before TGT then it damn sure ain't good enough for you after TGT.

Druid turn 1 - Innervate shade into shade. 

 Awesome. 

Meanwhile..all my stuff is in the bottom half of my deck. Almost every single goddamn minion is in the bottom 13 of my deck. What the fuck?

And what type of cunt do you have to be to play zoo in casual?..with a flame imp double dire wolf+abusive + double shredder+argus opener. I got zero removal. Is the RNG of my opponent really this fucking good every game?!

Patron warrior - both berserkers, both ghouls, Dr boom, acolyte of pain, warsong, death's bite..all in the first 10 cards. Seriously. This is fucking bullshit. There's no way these guys are getting this shit randomly. No fucking way.

 This shit is all in casual. IT'S CASUAL YOU FUCKTARDS. STOP PLAYING NETDECKS IN FUCKING CASUAL. There's no goddamn way these people are legit. You're playing fucking cancer decks in casual you fucking cocksuckers. See that mage in the screenshots? DOUBLE GOBLIN BLAST MAGE AFTER THAT OPENER. WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS. 

Game after motherfucking game..the opponent's RNG is so goddamn good if they could have picked the cards they start with, these are the cards the would have picked. You can't sit there and tell me that 5 games in a row, every opponent I play, has a hand so good he would have picked those exact cards if he could. It's so fucking unbelievable I took screenshots of it. How in the holy mother of all the cuntbagging cocksucking shitsucking dickbags in the farthest reaches of hell getting ass-raped by a spiny-cocked demon do these motherfuckers get hands so fucking goddamn perfect? This isn't one or two games..this is the 4th fucking game where my opponent's hand was godly in the first 10 cards of his fucking deck. 

7 games in a row now..these people win with the first 10 cards...their hands are not to be motherfucking believed. Every single motherfucking piece of fucking shit card they could want, they have in their motherfucking hands. THE FIRST 10 CARDS. HOW?!

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I'm sick of people telling me I have better RNG because I have more hours put into the game. Surely if that were the case, it wouldn't be RNG, right?

 

Combining salt with an incredibly low IQ is scary.

And my pet peeve is people using RNG as a synonym for luck, but hey, that's me :P

If someone has good RNG, it is because they are lucky.

Well this is my point, you can't "have good RNG". It makes no sense, yet so many people keep saying it, that it's almost becoming the norm - frightening to me.

You can be lucky with the result generated by the game's RNG. Anything within the game that has a pseudo random outcome, has its result generated by a Random Number Generator. It is quite simply what the name indicates, based on an algorithm, this piece of code generates a number within a given range (say for example from 2-4 with Imp-lotion).

You don't seem to be familiar with slang. Yes its become to mean the "outcome of a RNG" and then you can judge it good or bad, for it is an outcome. Someone coined it and it stuck. Words are like pockets of meaning and if you can't understand this simple reality then maybe you should stick to studying computers.

Hearthstone, please be fun again! Playing daily throughout the month and only ending up at rank 10 makes me want to smash a kitten!

and on the 7th day RNGesus said let there be brawl. and it was so. 

The absolutely worst thing about Shaman is that when you concede, he says "You win this one, friend."

That filthy facehunter ain't my friend Thrall, you bastard :D

1st Tavern Brawl today my opponent summons Troggzor.... In turn 6... Really...

My 2nd tavern brawl opponent plays Mana Tide Totem on turn 1 (He had coin)

This is going to be a great brawl day

3rd Brawl I go first again, like in the previous 2... I can't even get the coin, lol. Wish I would have recorded this... Anyone else with bad luck?

Tavern Brawl, why can't I win with warrior, for f*cks sake?

The worst part was a druid, wich I was completely beating. Then plays Archmage Antonidas + Mark of Nature on a Grim Patron. I manage to stabilize, but only with 1 2/2 hyena surviving. Then he got Ancient Watcher and I won!!!... just kidding, he got Mekgineer Thermaplugg from that f*cking portal in a f*cking topdeck war. Still managed to kill that gnome and his lepers, and got him down to 5 health.

Yeah, that's how you overcome adversities, Garrosh. That's how must be done. And now you can just feel right about your impending victory... unless he happens to topdick portal into Alexstrasza... Not even try to guess what happens next. Just saying that scumbag druid got to 15 health, and then played Tree of Life after killing some of my last minions. Druids, there is a special place in hell for you, and I hope you get there very very soon.

Tavern Brawl, why can't I win with warrior, for f*cks sake?

The worst part was a druid, wich I was completely beating. Then plays Archmage Antonidas + Mark of Nature on a Grim Patron. I manage to stabilize, but only with 1 2/2 hyena surviving. Then he got Ancient Watcher and I won!!!... just kidding, he got Mekgineer Thermaplugg from that f*cking portal in a f*cking topdeck war. Still managed to kill that gnome and his lepers, and got him down to 5 health.

Yeah, that's how you overcome adversities, Garrosh. That's how must be done. And now you can just feel right about your impending victory... unless he happens to topdick portal into Alexstrasza... Not even try to guess what happens next. Just saying that scumbag druid got to 15 health, and then played Tree of Life after killing some of my last minions. Druids, there is a special place in hell for you, and I hope you get there very very soon.

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1st Tavern Brawl today my opponent summons Troggzor.... In turn 6... Really...

I had a brawl earlier today, where I pulled Troggzor against a Priest opponent.  That was probably one of the funniest games I ever played.  That card in this brawl = win.  If they don't auto-concede, then it will bring the lols.

Priest players who heal themselves at full health in every single turn, you're probably as obnoxious in real life as the class itself in Hearthstone.