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Quote from beardfasse >>

The current brawl proved my suspicion: most people who play this game are simply zero to low iq morons who can’t even read. I needed 4 attempts to win, because the first three of my “partners” did everything to kill me by not healing me and not using their hero power to complete the mission. Probably, they went to play their Shudderwock decks with 0 new cards afterwards while drooling on their diaper 

 I feel you, I conceded instantly after I played Mukla to help my opponent and he plays the Bananas on the Taunts that deal dmg to me. Thankfully the third guy I played with figured out the point quickly and we finished it easily.

You guys don't understand that all the odd paladins and rogues on ladder are just players taking advantage of other players that are testing random stuff to easily rampage the ladder all the way to legend. It is probably their only chance of getting there. 

Maybe that's how they find the game enjoyable, I certainly disagree but it is acceptable.

However, if you play fully optimized shudderwock shaman on casual I hope your account gets hacked :)

Oh wow you play secret mage, how cool xddddd, plsase tell me more about what it's like living with retardation

I fucking hate Brawl. Oh you have N'Zoth in your deck? Lmao, doesn't matter, you can forget about him.

Every goddam deck right now on ranked is so balls-to-the-wall aggressive that you can't even have fun experimenting! Come one guys its only 2 days after the expansion release, have some fun...but NO, its all odd paladin, odd paladin, secret mage, secret mage FACE FACE FACE.

Sometimes I wonder why I play this game.

Just brainless-aggro or combo bullshit EVERYWHERE.

What I have to do to receive one FUCKING CONTROL match? JUST ONE, ONEEEEEEEE?

A normal game using even shaman getting destroyed by a fucking retard rogue with the 4 mana 3/3 summoning Malygos like no tomorrow,I got OTKilled in turn 7 in motherfucking turn 7 without being able to do almost nothing,people say the don't want to make Malygos go to Hall of Fame,guess what? FUCK YOU BITCHES 

PD:I'm getting tired of this shitty meta with OP zoo's,retard rogues OTK you and stealing all your stuff and dudes with Mecha'thun Yisuscrist,if they were saying that OTK were a bad thing for the game and unfunny as shit,why in the fucking hell they do so much fucking cards to do CANCER YES FUCKING CANCER OTKS RETARDS?

Also I only want to play elemental or even shaman,mech warrior or mech pala the only classes that I see fun in play but if they are nor aggro they are combo,if they are aggro they destroy you no mather how much armor or defensive spells or minions I have.FUCK YOU TEAM 5 YOU HAVE DESTROYED CONTROL FAGGOTS

Fuck the animations man... Just lost a game because of this shit. When your huntard opponent has 4 bittertide hyras with lifesteal I don't need to fucking see the meaningless animation every fucking time I war path

how to build decks in boomsday meta:

1. come up with a creative and fresh idea
2. add cards that contribute to that idea
3. synergy synergy synergy!
4. make sure you have a good curve

STEP MOTHERFUCKING ONE: ALL THE MECHS. ALL OF THEM.  VOMIT THEM ONTO THE BOARD AND TELL YOUR OPPONENT TO GET FUCKED

Can I please stop facing huntards. That have the dk turn 6 EVERY fucking time... I swear last 7 games IN A ROW. I just beat one but only because he didn't top deck kill commands for lethal... Lucky for once lmao... 

Edit: and the last 7 games were all against huntards :/

Quote from LordMortain >>

Also I only want to play elemental or even shaman,mech warrior or mech pala the only classes that I see fun in play but if they are nor aggro they are combo,if they are aggro they destroy you no mather how much armor or defensive spells or minions I have.FUCK YOU TEAM 5 YOU HAVE DESTROYED CONTROL FAGGOTS

 

 Wait wait wait.  Did you just literally say previously about braindead decks and then tried to say EVEN shaman was not agro?  Even shaman is one of the most mongo decks out there at the moment.  Even shaman is on par with odd pally in terms of braindead play.  Pretty much any deck that uses Genn or Baku short of priest or warrior are pretty much braindead.

Quote from Barioth >>

You all hating on aggro should stop to think about what the meta would look like WITHOUT aggro, nothing but combo decks that basically make the game boil down to "Whoever draws their combo first". aggro is necessary for a healthy meta as aggro beats combo, but loses to control and control loses to combo(ignoring bad draws which can cause you to lose anyways no matter the matchup).

I was trying a control-ish paladin for fun, got 2 shudderwocks then 2 druids(1 was malygos, the 2nd i dunno, probably malygos too), i had no chance, because i can't kill them before they pull their combo, so i changed to zoolock and boom, first shudderwock i met, he died despite having 2 volcano.

If you hate aggro, youre probably a combo player that wants to just draw cards peacefully until your combo is ready.

 Aggro is bad because Hearthstone lets you go face even if they have minions.  Almost every other game either makes you clear a lane, clear the minions, or lets the defender choose to block.

if i play zoolock will i get free wins with 100% perfect draw all the time? 

I've never been in here. This is an amazing thread.

every expansion they manage to make something worse and worse such that im sick of it faster and faster.

gg guys.  force us to play mechs or lose games.

undeniable proof that im fucking terrible at hearthstone. 

truly i ought to be banned forever for trying to have fun.

Quote from Aaelar >>

My Myra's Unstable Element has been LITERALLY the last card in my Mecathun deck for the last three consecutive games.

That's (1/30)^3 odds of happening, or 1 in 27000.

 In Hearthstone it's 1 in 2.7

Quote from thazud8D >>

This expansion has mostly been: 

My opponents draw like a god and me sitting with clunky hands. It's starting to annoy me.

E.g. my latest game: opponent prince t2 on curve and I have a 9 and a 10 drop in my mulligan - and my list is not greedy. 

 Blizzard seems to have given up on even pretending that anything about this game is random.