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--- honorable fucktion for Deathstalker Rexxar , for turning into a bullshit hellcrap when the Lifesteal-Rush mechanic was introduced, and thanks Cave Hydra for being nothing else in this game than a game winning discovery from this piece of liberal fuckery that is Analstalker Rektxar

 Can I put this in my sig please? deserves a medal fucking hilarious yet true

I need to get this one off my chest 

I wish mill decks stayed a fucking meme and nothing more, whoever the numb nuts over in the HS dev team thought giving mill rogue busted shit was good idea should never procreate so that not even his own spawns can follow in his shit treaded footsteps. You know that ringing sound you get in your ear? well it should be replaced by the sound of MRRGLLGRLGLLRGLGL for the rest of his meaningless life. or better yet when he dies and I HOPE YOU DO when he sees his life flash before his eyes all he shall see is all his favourite cards getting burned by wave of coldlight oracles. To all the Kingsbane players in Wild may you kindly take your 20/4 lifesteal Kingsbane and shove it so far up your rectum and the lifesteal sucks out whatever life you have left in you and may your soul be burned by a thousand coldlight oracles. 

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Quote from Kaladin >>

Just a turn two 7/5 in casual. 

i would like blizzard to delete turns 5 and on because they dont exist.

 Using your hero power was dumb

 Are you not familiar with Kaladin? He plays perfectly everytime. It's just RNG bro.

Anyone who has typed in "location" behind you" on their profile is dumb.

This stopped being a joke from long ago. Grow up

Quote from sarcastr0naut >>

The amount of insecure fucking cunts still playing Big Priest in Wild Casual seems to be growing by the day. How microscopic and helpless must your dick be for you to try and over-overcompensate with summoning all these big dudes over and over again? How tiny and shrivelled must your balls be to be scared of the ladder with that braindead autopilot cheatcode of a deck? No wonder you sit there all alone, a perpetual virgin, and release your sexual frustration in the only way that is known to you - by queuing into Casual and cackling to yourself as you inevitably draw Barnes on four.

 I immediately counter-queue these idiots with Cubelock so I can destroy them when I see them in Casual. I also add most of them to politely tell them to fuck off to ranked, they're usually rank 10 or lower which is sad considering the deck they are playing

How do you defeat hunter with rogue? I'm so annoyed I always end up losing even if I have Chief Inspector.

`So fucking tired of seeing hunter 75% of my matches, would love an odd paladin just to shake it up a bit. 

i feel like I'm gonna quit hearthstone, never had so little fun at the start of the expansion

Quote from Ashkrell >>

How do you defeat hunter with rogue? I'm so annoyed I always end up losing even if I have Chief Inspector.

 I went 2-12 with Rogue. Granted I'm not a good player, but still it hurts. 

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i feel like I'm gonna quit hearthstone, never had so little fun at the start of the expansion

 If you play something that gets recked by Hunter/Paladin I feel you brother. 

Quote from sundarkssh >>

Has anyone seen a bunch of expansions do so little for the meta? For fuck's sake, standard ladder is still full of fucking spell hunters, odd paladins, even locks and zoo locks, In fact, they just got buffed with the silence a taunt minion and the rogue who is suddenly a fucking hunter in Hearthstone. WTF, Blizzard?

  Be careful what are you writing. FrosyFeetEU locked my thread for saying the expansion has a very very little contribution to the game. And of course the others who jump into every sort of thread that potentially criticise Blizzard, in which you ended up apparently whining and crying according to them.

I can't be the only one that insta-concedes against Kingsbane degenerates, of course all of them instantly emote "the pleasure is mine", you know what would be my pleasure? Kicking you dumbasses in the face

to hell with all those freaking hunters and odd pallies 

Quote from Pathod >>

I can't be the only one that insta-concedes against Kingsbane degenerates, of course all of them instantly emote "the pleasure is mine", you know what would be my pleasure? Kicking you dumbasses in the face

 Exactly my thoughts. I started putting 2-3 oozes that destroy weapon into every deck just so I have some shot against these people.

But also, I would not auto concede until you see life steal. As long as they don't have life steal on Kingsbane you have a shot because smashing your minions with weapon is also reducing their health. Once you see life steal then I would concede though.

Quote from MadDawg5150 >>

"for being nothing else in this game than a game winning discovery from this piece of liberal fuckery that is Analstalker Rektxar"

 

 Line of the month ROFL!!!

 Seriously ??

Blizzard has really dialed up the assistance. Amazing how many perfect draws I get or my opponent gets. They have taken the thought completely out of the game. Play the cards as drawn on curve - top deck the game winner. Repeat. 

Whoever plays big mage, I wish you to queue into shudderwock and egg hunters forever :)

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Quote from sundarkssh >>

Has anyone seen a bunch of expansions do so little for the meta? For fuck's sake, standard ladder is still full of fucking spell hunters, odd paladins, even locks and zoo locks, In fact, they just got buffed with the silence a taunt minion and the rogue who is suddenly a fucking hunter in Hearthstone. WTF, Blizzard?

You have to print lower impact expansions eventually or you just make future months even more of a head with new aggro/control/combo/midrange power creep. The key isn't to just push forward making even more and more powerful stuff to beat last year's decks.

 I'm well aware of their intention. Its just that its SUPER frustrating for someone who started playing towards the end of Mammoth. I've already started buying more Witchwood/Boomsday and now Rastakhan decks than Ungoro/KoFT/KnC decks in order to stay relevant in the future since I don't have a good enough collection for Wild.

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I can't be the only one that insta-concedes against Kingsbane degenerates, of course all of them instantly emote "the pleasure is mine", you know what would be my pleasure? Kicking you dumbasses in the face

 Let the nerds play the game. You don't want these specimens get out of their basement.

I am f2p so i only play 2 decks, Control warrior, and kingsbane rogue, and i can't play control warrior right now because every single matchup has deathstalker infinite bullshit, so you bet your sweet ass i'm playing my one other deck, and if you're dumb enough to not tech in Drakkari Trickster you're just an idiot tbh because kingsbane decks cycle through their deck faster than a mech'thun deck. But go on keep complaining.


And btw that's standard kingsbane, i'm not that cancerous to play wild.

That feeling when you start going on a winstreak with your custom deck and Blizzard decides fuck you and throws in a kingsbane rogue with a 10/5 lifesteal weapon just to make sure you completely lost every ounce of respect for the game.

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