Hearthpwn

Luna became head of the astronomy department when her boss invented the Pocket Black Hole.

Hide in the mask, but it will wear you. Through its gleaming eye, you shall see true.

Sheep in Frostwolves' clothing.

I’ve got NO idea what’s in that fertilizer.

It's a high five followed by a low tide.

How many Pack the Houses would a pack house if a pack could house Pack the House?

Random? But what if we don't get a tank?

Everybody! Hit the deck!

I don't want to play with you anymore.

Whelp for scale.

Difficult to bottle up and sell. But it packs a punch.

Difficult to bottle up and sell. But it packs a punch.

It’s a doppelgang-war!

Well, in ya go.

If you count the 'seven' in the name, there's actually four total 7s, not three. Huge oversight from the designers.

"What are you going to wish for?" "I wish I had just a liiiiiiiittle more Attack and Health!" "...Really? You don't want, like, a million more?"

They're just normal wisps, actually. The "Of the Old Gods" bit is just marketing.

Often followed up with a chasmic handshake.

Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham!

The agility course takes a while.

The agility course takes a while.

This spell can be very Entertaining.

This spell can be very Entertaining.

Fish are friends, not food! Gilgoblins on the other hand…

"And Waxadred shall light their fires, with roaring breath hotter than pyres! Come before him, scamp and vandal, pledge your faith and lift your candle!"

Why fire your cannons strategically when you can fire them all at once?

So THIS is who's been <b>Greening</b> everything!

ERROR: Lightning.exe has stopped working.

And if you can't fit any of the Elementals… do better.

Don't worry; we fired the person who named this card.

It's always darkest just before you find the light switch.

Oh look. A Gorehowl.

Kel'Thuzad thinks adding a silent 'e' at the end of words makes them sound cooler.

Oh, the misery!

This is what you've been saving the last dance for.

"Zerek! Stay out of my lab!"

Once you both get comfortable, darkness is actually pretty snuggly.

Once you both get comfortable, darkness is actually pretty snuggly.

It's perfectly safe as long as you remember to put in air holes.

Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% drawing your Deathwing.

Kazakus has a squad of imps bottling Felfire round-the-clock and he *still* can't keep up with demand.

Thrilling adventure! Danger guaranteed! Loot uncertain! Death optional! Who’s with me?

We now have a more accurate answer to the age-old question "What's cooler than being cool?"

His skull also draws three cards. Imagine how many cards he could draw with HIS ENTIRE BODY!

Here with supporting vocals: Snap and Crackle!

This metal is so heavy it will satisfy your iron requirements for the next year.

Amazing that it's been hidden, given the twenty-foot treant splashing around in it.

Often followed by Holy Smokes!

Call the imp-sterminator!

The things a murloc's gotta go through to graduate from Scholomance…

A grammatically awkward life saver.

A grammatically awkward life saver.

Just because you came up with a nicer name for it doesn't mean that necromancy is any more justified.

This is what happens when you allow goblins to be priests.

This is what happens when you allow goblins to be priests.

When you absolutely, positively have to kill all the dinosaurs.

Ain't no party like a Moonglade party ‘cause a Moonglade party got bears.

...There was a humble little squirrel on a quest to defeat an evil dragon. With the help of its earthen friend, it saved the murloc princess from danger. The end.

Life hack: Sneeze near a pharaoh.

1v1 me on Proving Grounds, DH only, no items, 4 stocks.

"Oh, THAT'S how she brings the warts!"

They don't care if you believe they exist.

Druidic recycling involves putting plastics in one bin and enemy minions in another bin.

"That totem was beautiful… and you runed it!"

We were originally going to make a joke about a popular streamer, but one of our designers is a total germaphobe.

A fellow of evil possessed, of most devious shadow. He hath turned on his kin a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in all imagination he is!

What beats cavalry? Dinosaur cavalry.

What beats cavalry? Dinosaur cavalry.

In the past, plagues were spread by mice or fleas. These days they're spread by elves.

In the past, plagues were spread by mice or fleas. These days they're spread by elves.

[x]The Gurubashi Arena has an extremely permissive policy on pets in the workplace.

Balance is important to druids. This card is perfectly balanced.

Good things never come in swarms.

Bandits... ASSEMBLE!

Finally, Electra can work from home.

Aren't Thistles prickly? Why would you drink them? I don't get Rogues.

Mom, they're action figures!

I hunt alone. Well, me and Misha. And Huffer. And Leokk.

An overdue book calls for a do-over.

The defendants were found guilty on 33 counts of wiping raid parties.

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The terms of service are constantly changing.

The kobold stared at the bundle for a long time. “Ah hah!” he said. “It’s a shield.”

The Kirin Tor have always been lax in enforcing leash laws.

Good seeds can go far.

Time to EVEN out the playing field.

Maybe we should have made the bars closer together…

I'll never understand how bands and orchestras allow musicians that just…. play... off-key. Would love opinions on this.

Lonely mages can still have a blast!

If you can’t outrun a tree, you really shouldn’t be here anyway.

On this ship, when you can’t use an int, learn how to float.

Yesterday's army, today.

Not even the sturdiest Highborne ship could survive the churning waters of the Sundering.

The card is common, but the steak is rare.

My advice to you is to avoid Doom, if possible.

My advice to you is to avoid Doom, if possible.

Beetlemancy. Beetlemancy. Beetlemancy.

Just a small town Taunka Livin' in a lonely... waunka

Thank goodness it's not called Black-ska Mountain.