Hearthpwn

"If you only use one ability, use Mortal Strike." - The Warrior Code, Line 6

You see, it's all about <i>throughput</i>.

The Guild used oak trees until they all turned to ash.

The Guild used oak trees until they all turned to ash.

Zangarmarsh: it's a fungal out there!

Goblins hate wasting money on unnecessary ammunition.

"Poisonseed Bagel" is the least popular bagel at McTiggin's Druidic Bagel Emporium.

There was going to be a pun in this flavor text, but it just came out baa-d.

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your shadows at gunpoint.

Unfortunately, there's no potion that can make you unsee all the faces in that bottle.

It infuses, it enthuses, it amuses!

It infuses, it enthuses, it amuses!

Somebody’s been eating their funnel cakes.

Wait don't change the channel! I love this vision.

Day 4: I think they're starting to suspect.

Mined exclusively from the dark side of the moon.

This place has really gone to the dogs.

One for the squire, two for the gnome, three for the glory, and GO, GO, GO!

Wise men say "Only fools rush in." Wise Orcs say the opposite.

In the Badlands, this is a Rare.

For Zok's latest song, he decided to go back to his roots. Like the ones on a tree. Tree roots.

If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!

Rogues can't stand it. They know you planned it! They are going to set you straight!

The hoof. The hoof. The hoof is on fire.

Make your foe's armor your fauna's fashion!

Ra-den loves teaching yoga on his off-hours.

Making new friends takes skill.

It's more succinct than "Shadow Word: Suck Into Vortex."

Discovered by a worgen priest after a giant spilled a drink on her new white robes.

Discovered by a worgen priest after a giant spilled a drink on her new white robes.

Start with a powerful minion and stir in Shadowflame and you have a good time!

Also a pretty neat night light!

You probably should avoid siphoning your own soul. You might create some kind of weird infinite loop.

You probably should avoid siphoning your own soul. You might create some kind of weird infinite loop.

"I trust the Forsaken as far as I can smell them. Which, I guess is actually pretty far."

About as close to feeling guilt as a warlock's ever going to get.

Spoiler: they're both the evil twin.

Ah, I see now! One of them is a picture of a Chillwind Yeti, and the other is a Blood Elf.

W_____O_____R_____D

Talk about starting off on the wrong foot.

Or if you're too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness.

Or if you're too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness.

Being hurt can make you another person.

It's simple, just throw it into the sun.

<i>Eau de Morte.</i> Guaranteed to take your date’s breath away

One time it gave me a black flower, a smiling pot, and a foil first edition Dracthyr.

Some say it's the source of Azeroth's greatest problems—aside from the gnomes.

To defeat the combined power of Murozond and C'Thun, Nozdormu would need heroes of Azeroth's past, present, and future.

"Get ready to strike oil!" - Super-cheesy battle cry

An absolute thriller.

No Old Gods or Kings, only Naga.

Weeks of underwater cross-training have really built up her fourarms.

Hmph. Should've been Grace of Air Totem. Hmph.

How are they gunna steal the whole tram!?

First, convince your opponent that you just want to play tetherball. Then, you GET 'EM!

It's 3 am. Do you know where your soul is?

A vengeful and vicarious vanguard against violent villains or vexed victims.

Hey man, I just feel like... death is just a construct of our imaginations, ya know?

Light's easy. Void's hard.

Light's easy. Void's hard.

You have to pay Mana to do that!? I thought it was just in the settings menu!

Pirates will fall for anything.

Wanted: Dead or Undead.

Adventurers were quite confused when they saw how many boots were frozen to the ceiling.

Emeriss uses Wing Blast. It's super effective!

This is not how you train your dragon.

We didn't actually fire the guy who named Dark Wispers.

IT HAS BEEN [0] DAYS SINCE LAST ACCIDENT.

*Happy Wisp noises*

He soars through the air with the greatest of fleas.

Wait, you WEREN'T aiming before?!

Didn't seem to work out too well for this guy.

You could summon Misha, Leokk, or Huffer! Huffer is more trouble than he's worth.

You could summon Misha, Leokk, or Huffer! Huffer is more trouble than he's worth.

Using a spell to counter magic - a bit hypocritical don't you think?

Defined as the absolute pinnacle of existence. Plus Lifesteal.

Playing this card makes you SMARTER. And let's face it: we could all stand to be a little smarter.

Playing this card makes you SMARTER. And let's face it: we could all stand to be a little smarter.

I find your abundance of Attack disturbing.

I find your abundance of Attack disturbing.

This is an alarm clock you can't ignore.

When the ground trembles near it, are those earthquakes or heartbeats?

"That's the last time I let an imp spit gasoline into my car."

"THEY'RE EVERYWHERE GET THEM OFF!!!" - Everyone

"THEY'RE EVERYWHERE GET THEM OFF!!!" - Everyone

"THEY'RE EVERYWHERE GET THEM OFF!!!" - Everyone

Right before CEEEES!!!

Too much bellowing. Not enough flames.

Can you hold these eggs for just a second? I promise they're not full of giant enraged undead spider things.

The surest way to clear the dance floor.

Arguably the cutest blessing.

They have an uneasy rivalry with the Blood Paladins.

You know what really makes my blood boil? The skyrocketing price of Bloodfury potions!

Some think the mysterious bright lights in the bog are alien invaders, others think they're just swamp gas. Turns out, it's just druids.

Some think the mysterious bright lights in the bog are alien invaders, others think they're just swamp gas. Turns out, it's just druids.

Another one.

It's called "circular breathing."

This is the coolest spell once you get it rolling.

Yoink!

Yoink!