Hearthpwn

Quote from Ashaman79 >>

it was probably because the other players in the same rank were better than you (and you reached your skill-limit)

This will be my new favorite card, man. Fuck that super annoying taunt shit slowing down the damn game!  

Yeah, because RNG is so much fun and competitive doesn't have enough of that shit already...

Quote from hillandder >>

Quote from Kharn55 >>

Crushing your enemies, making them cry like babies = fun

Destroying your opposition with overwhelming force = fun

Winning = ranking up, more rewards and faster gold = fun

Winning is everything.

 Imagine if exists a card like 1 mana minion, always start in your first hand and you always start the game, battlecry "You win the game".

Will be fun win with that card?

Actual Shaman decks don't be far away from that.

 If only I had that card, then I would actually like it. Imagine yourself playing against someone and everything seems normal. You make a few mistakes on purpose and your enemy laughs and thinks he will win this 100%. Then he gets lethal and on his next turn he will definitely win. He is so damn sure of it. He even spams emotes. But then....you wait...and wait....you rope and then BAM destroy his ass with your I-Win-Card. All the rage, all the salt. Hm, tasty! Yes, that is pure fun indeed. ;P

Quote from GibreelFury >>

Quote from Kharn55 >>

Crushing your enemies, making them cry like babies = fun

Destroying your opposition with overwhelming force = fun

Winning = ranking up, more rewards and faster gold = fun

Winning is everything.

 Wow, love your philosophy.

Sophisticated, layered, thoughtful.

I'd absolutely love to hang out with you. It would be such an enriching experience...

 I know. ;) But sorry, Mr. Sarcasm, I only waste as much time on people like you as I absolutely have to.

Crushing your enemies, making them cry like babies = fun

Destroying your opposition with overwhelming force = fun

Winning = ranking up, more rewards and faster gold = fun

Winning is everything.

1 Try. How to guide:

1) Pick the thing that gives you a deck full of Pogo Hoppers. (Upgrade Tavern, then pick the special deck)

2) Pick the Ring that makes 2 cost (and lower) minions poisonous.

3) Win.

For some it may be boring, for me it was fun to roflstomp everything with my bunnies.

Opponent plays Wish --> Picks Deathwing and plays him

I play wish --> Pick Mind Control and steal him

GG, well played

A brawl that needs to be treating like a Thot:

Play with it until you got what you want, wash yourself thoroughly after and never touch that shit again.

Quote from yeah2see >>

Trust me, it gets better.

 One of the Top 10 biggest lies of all time. 

#MeToo

Disappointing. As reality often is. It is just Dungeon run with 3 decks/hero powers you can choose from. Each chapter feels the same and has the same bosses, except the last ones.

Repetetive, unoriginal, boring. Next.

The biggest problem is rather that I don't get a blowjob after every game. And it would be easier to solve than people netdecking, too.

Quote from FortyDust >>

Quote from Dendroid >>

Quote from FortyDust >>

Blizzard has been very clear about their reason for not releasing the content simultaneously.

They want people to enjoy the main game for a while, not split their attention between PvP and PvE. They want as many people playing PvP as possible so the meta can settle and (my guess) problem cards can be identified and corrected if the meta can't correct them.

If a large chunk of players are grinding away at PvE, it takes longer for problems in PvP to come to light (and resolve themselves). That's just math.

 The inevitable and obvious consequence of focuing on the meta and not PvE content is for increased focus on said meta...and how do players ingratiate themselves to this game mode?  Buying packs.  So fucking sick and tired of you disingenuous brown nosers who immediately attack someone stating how obviously the decision is solely a business one, not to let players enjoy the meta.  There's naivité and there's blatent ignorance posing as self-righteousness; it's more than telling that the immediate reaction to these kinds of posts on this website (at least with the 2 odd years I've spent here) start the debate process with basic and nonthinking attacks on the (obviously true notion) that any decision to delay content is solely because of money, not in ANYWAY for our benefit as consumers.

 Really? So this is a consumer rights issue?

I wasn't attacking anyone. I only pointed out that Blizzard had given their reasons, and I offered a possible further explanation that went along with those reasons.

If anyone is on the attack, it's people who act like it's evil for a company to try to make money. That is the sole purpose of any company. REAL consumer rights issues are things like monopolies, trusts, fraud, and dangerous products. This is none of those things. This is a company choosing when to release its products. They don't have to give you a reason, and you don't have to buy the product. Grow up.

We don't want to hear your completely logical explanation.

We want the PVE-Content NOW (and also tendies). REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Quote from ToxicUSer >>

Horrible. Some people even said it was awesome, guess they are paid for it or should look a doctor.

Not quite fair with new /average players who doesn't have broken braindead old cards

 Thank you, at least one reasonable guy up in here. Biggest shit Brawl of all time.

Quote from melheor >>

Hir'eek in my opinion is too slow. Most people who play Quest, play Soularium on turn 2 (or 1 with coin). I feel that it's wasteful in this deck. I actually use Soularium 2 different ways in this deck:

1. Around turn 4-5 if I didn't draw into Jeklik yet, to try to get her and have enough mana to play whatever else it pulls instead of discarding. It's also good for seeding your Soulwarden if you already have her in hand by turn 5.

2. Just keep it in hand without playing it at all to protect your other cards from getting discarded, it's usually discarded as "lowest cost card", protecting your other minions.

How is Cruel Dinomancer working for you? He felt too slow in my deck when I tried him, but I guess if he summons a Doomguard, Soulwarden or jeklik, he'd be great, especially if you have Zola in hand to make use of it.

Yeah, Hir'Eek is not only slow but useless most of the time.

What do you think about playing Soularium on turn 3, so it can pull Keleseth faster (which then could be played with the remaining 2 mana) and/or Jeklik which gets discarded and thus doubled.

Dinomancer wasn't that good. I swapped the card for Siphon Soul for now, since I don't have the Blood-Queen.

Another question I have: When do you play Howlfiend? On curve or only when you have Jeklik?