Hearthpwn

Fuck resurrect and the entire concept of "graveyards".  Broken fucking shit.  Why does this game have this kind of shit in it?  For the assholes that cant play right so they have to keep resurrecting shit over and over? Go fucking kill yourselves.

And - fuck Mage and their insane free secrets bull shit.  Geezus Christ its relentless.  Free secret after free secret that do massive damage, block spells, etc, etc.  How the fuck do you enjoy the game against that awful shit?  Eater of Secrets sucks dick and is a terrible card. Doesnt work.  We need a "destroy all secrets in hand and deck" card to counter that fucking shit. 

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Big priest, razakus priest, cubelock, quest mage make me feel like Blizzard sucks at balancing the game.

HOW DOES BLIZZARD SOLVE THE AGGRO PROBLEM?

Are they serious right now with Mage?  They can play like 5 fucking secrets for free by turn 3 or 4, all of which destroy your minions and block your spells.  Then, youre so fucked.  Why even play?  Eater of secrets is useless.  Thre are NO cards to deal with this fucking nonsense. 

Are they fucking serious right now with Warlock?  FUCK YOU!  Decks are impossible to fucking deal with. 

How the FUCK did they determine that the new Mage card that deals damage to entire board via Spell cost was a good idea?  It ALWAYS pulls fucking flamestrike and therefore is a twisting nether for 5 fucking mana and doesnt even touch the Mages own board.  Are you fucking serious?  Does this game need more fucking board wipes?  Cant minions live for one god damned fucking turn?

I hope cunt Mage players die Christmas eve.

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fucking secrets cancer fuck having to deal with 1-2 secret every turns fuck off phaotmages

I am so fucking suck of warlocks right now.  They are worse than priest ever could be.  And fuck mage with thier new deliver damage of spell cost card.  Its a cheap, easy board clear that they already have like 20 different versions.  Go fuck your mother and die on Christmas day. 

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I am so fucking sick of Raza Priest decks. Even in casual. BORING, BORING, BORING, predictable shit. Over and over again.  Yes, if you hit your curve you will likely win. Way to go. 

Games take too long for me to enjoy this. Auto-concede. Piss off.

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While cancer is unarguably 'a' c-word, I believe that it is generally accepted that 'the' c-word is 'cunt'. 

As in: Holy shit! Look at all of these rancid fucking CUNTS playing Keleseth tempo decks and Razakus. Have they no sense of human decency?

As for not being fun for anyone, that is arguable. It looks to be fun for sociopathic players who don't care about the opponent's experience. This is a result of the random anonymous matchmaking system. This shit wouldn't fly in a traditional tabletop card game. Your play group could simply refuse to play with you unless you pick a different deck.

 Well, this shit is a VIRTUAL card game. Time to learn that already. And why would anyone care how you feel about their deck?

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 Oh relax.  Sheep.  Who cares what deck you are talking about.  Its a fucking casino. Doesnt matter.Duh?

 Oh snap, you hit me right in the feels there </3

In the end posters like you still trigger yourselves and waste your time beating the flames of a game you hate, but can't stay away from in some form. You hate the game and thus want to use cliche catch-phrases such as "This game is all rng, it has no skill at all!" While, it is quite apparent that the game has plenty more rng than physical card games it is naive to say there is no skill-based element at all.

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This game requires ZERO skill.  Its pure draw luck and matchup luck.  Fact.  Legend payers are just using broken decks and grind away.  Fact.  Sorry to break that to everyone.  

 

Eh, I wouldn't 100% agree. Play a combo deck that isn't freeze mage and see if you play the game making no plans in regards to future plays you need to make in order to win.

For example, in Aviana K'Thun decks (one of my latest favorite decks to play) you need to sit on 7 cards before you can win, some match-ups will let you use 1-2 pieces and still win, but many long control match-ups require all 7. With that deck you don't have quit the same stall or removal as a mage, yet you still have to often go to fatigue (well for your deck) before you can pull off a win. 

Don't even get started on match-ups where you have to decide if the control player might be running a Dirty Rat that could screw you over. Do I use one of combo pieces if I happened to get pressured too much, knowing that that increases my odds of having a vital part of the combo ratted? Do I keep some of my non combo piece minions in my hand to reduce the chance of a rat, at the expense at not developing a board presence? Can I afford not developing any board? Do I use any of my single target cheap removal inefficiently in order to make sure that I don't have hand size management issues when I draw into UI?

 

 Ummmm... whatever.  The bottom line is that you either draw what you need when you need it or you dont.  Period.  Fuck weird ass control decks or whatever you're talking about.  Dont care.  Just sick of this fucking game being a fucking casino 100% of the time.  The LIES that its skill based is so fucking stupid that anyone buying that shit is crazy.  I got beach-front property for you in Kansas too.  Idiots.  

Yet you keep posting on fan sites of a game you hate so much. Do you guys ever get tired of being cheerleaders for things you hate so much?

Also, for the fact that you don't even know what deck I'm talking about shows just how long you've been playing this game (i.e. not very long). When you quit, if you haven't already, nobody will miss you <3

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This game requires ZERO skill.  Its pure draw luck and matchup luck.  Fact.  Legend payers are just using broken decks and grind away.  Fact.  Sorry to break that to everyone.  

 

Eh, I wouldn't 100% agree. Play a combo deck that isn't freeze mage and see if you play the game making no plans in regards to future plays you need to make in order to win.

For example, in Aviana K'Thun decks (one of my latest favorite decks to play) you need to sit on 7 cards before you can win, some match-ups will let you use 1-2 pieces and still win, but many long control match-ups require all 7. With that deck you don't have quit the same stall or removal as a mage, yet you still have to often go to fatigue (well for your deck) before you can pull off a win. 

Don't even get started on match-ups where you have to decide if the control player might be running a Dirty Rat that could screw you over. Do I use one of combo pieces if I happened to get pressured too much, knowing that that increases my odds of having a vital part of the combo ratted? Do I keep some of my non combo piece minions in my hand to reduce the chance of a rat, at the expense at not developing a board presence? Can I afford not developing any board? Do I use any of my single target cheap removal inefficiently in order to make sure that I don't have hand size management issues when I draw into UI?

 

This game requires ZERO skill.  Its pure draw luck and matchup luck.  Fact.  Legend payers are just using broken decks and grind away.  Fact.  Sorry to break that to everyone.  

What the FUCK with god damned Frost Lick Mage?  Unlimited fucking healing.  Cunts.  Why does every deck in this game have to be so fucking overpowered?  

Just a reminder how much I fucking hate Ice Block.  Fucking hate it.  Send it to the trash bin forever.  I hope all that use that card simeply die a horrible death.  Fucking cunt card.  The most broken card in the game by FAR.