1. The Deck Liar - Check out my 95% legendary win-rate deck - destroys the current meta 2. The Nerf-Caller - CardX is so OP <insert 1 in 50 chance in happening play here> 3. The Humble Bragger - I need help, I made it to legend in 5 days but now I'm stuck at legend rank 77 and can't seem to move. Anybody have some advice? 4. The Righteous Free-2-Player - I can't believe you losers will pay real money for a free game when you can just grind for 8 hours day for 6 months to get build a decent collection for free. Suckers. 5. The Legendary Over-Estimater - How am I supposed to win at rank 14 when my opponent has played 8 legendary cards by turn 4? 6. The I-have-every-good-legendary-what-should-I-craft-next-er - I need help choosing what to craft next, it's between Captain Greenskin or Hogger. I've got Sylvanus, Ragnaros, Dr.Boom, Barron Geddon, Gnomash, Bloodmage Thalnos, Archmage Antonidas, the Naxx legendaries, Alextrasza, Cenarious, Mal'ganis, Lord Jaraxxus, Vol'jin, Al'Akir the Windlord, Neptulon, Deathwing. 7. The Meta Complainer - This is the worst meta ever. I'm so sick of this game. I only play one against one type of deck ever, and it's the same of mine. 8. The Effin' Hunter-er - Effin' Huntards. 9. The Card Sucks Bat - That new card is too slow/expensive/dies to big game hunter/RNG/expensive/bad stats/tech 10. The My-Way-Is-The-Only-Way Control Player - Aggro is totally mindless. People should just clear the board every turn. I just want to put fifteen 8+ mana cards in my deck and win. 11. The Aggro Whiner - Auchenai + Circle OP 12. The Pack Photoshopper - Check out my pack opening, 4 golden legendaries!
If we are truly being honest here.... I am definitely a:
10. The My-Way-Is-The-Only-Way Control Player - Aggro is totally mindless. People should just clear the board every turn. I just want to put fifteen 8+ mana cards in my deck and win.
I don't even play aggro when I have a quest to play 20 minions that cost 2 or less, LOL. (Ever tried to do that quest with Control Priest ? ^.^)
Truthfully though, I dislike brainless aggro, but I don't blame anyone thats newer to the game than 3 months for playing aggro out of necessity. But people that have a decent collection and refuse to play any other type of deck, thats where I have a problem.
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible. - T. E. Lawrence
To the OP : why not make a poll to collect stats ?
Otherwise, for me, even if I guess I don't troll too much on forums, I think this is the best suited as for my reactions.
9. The Card Sucks Bat: "That new card, Undertaker? Naah. To gimmicky. Does not do anything all on it's own. Stars need to be aligned for it to work blablabla." ;-)
Trying to categorize 80% of the forum entries:
1. The Deck Liar - Check out my 95% legendary win-rate deck - destroys the current meta
2. The Nerf-Caller - CardX is so OP <insert 1 in 50 chance in happening play here>
3. The Humble Bragger - I need help, I made it to legend in 5 days but now I'm stuck at legend rank 77 and can't seem to move. Anybody have some advice?
4. The Righteous Free-2-Player - I can't believe you losers will pay real money for a free game when you can just grind for 8 hours day for 6 months to get build a decent collection for free. Suckers.
5. The Legendary Over-Estimater - How am I supposed to win at rank 14 when my opponent has played 8 legendary cards by turn 4?
6. The I-have-every-good-legendary-what-should-I-craft-next-er - I need help choosing what to craft next, it's between Captain Greenskin or Hogger. I've got Sylvanus, Ragnaros, Dr.Boom, Barron Geddon, Gnomash, Bloodmage Thalnos, Archmage Antonidas, the Naxx legendaries, Alextrasza, Cenarious, Mal'ganis, Lord Jaraxxus, Vol'jin, Al'Akir the Windlord, Neptulon, Deathwing.
7. The Meta Complainer - This is the worst meta ever. I'm so sick of this game. I only play one against one type of deck ever, and it's the same of mine.
8. The Effin' Hunter-er - Effin' Huntards.
9. The Card Sucks Bat - That new card is too slow/expensive/dies to big game hunter/RNG/expensive/bad stats/tech
10. The My-Way-Is-The-Only-Way Control Player - Aggro is totally mindless. People should just clear the board every turn. I just want to put fifteen 8+ mana cards in my deck and win.
11. The Aggro Whiner - Auchenai + Circle OP
12. The Pack Photoshopper - Check out my pack opening, 4 golden legendaries!
What have I missed?
13. The One who believes that he can categorizes people.
Used to be a proud Handlock player.
Legend 17 times.
Still flirting with the ladder from times to times with Renolock.
I'm a 'bert' Troll.
I dodged all those bullets lol. I'm the one that rages at opinions that I disagree with
I'm the "troll troll". I'll go out of my way to make nearly any troll look dumb... does that count :P
This is statement is false.
I recognize a lot of people here :D I don't think I am in those categories
I am more like "I am so unlucky it drives me nuts" xD
If we are truly being honest here.... I am definitely a:
10. The My-Way-Is-The-Only-Way Control Player - Aggro is totally mindless. People should just clear the board every turn. I just want to put fifteen 8+ mana cards in my deck and win.
I don't even play aggro when I have a quest to play 20 minions that cost 2 or less, LOL. (Ever tried to do that quest with Control Priest ? ^.^)
Truthfully though, I dislike brainless aggro, but I don't blame anyone thats newer to the game than 3 months for playing aggro out of necessity. But people that have a decent collection and refuse to play any other type of deck, thats where I have a problem.
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible. - T. E. Lawrence
You have no idea what the word "Troll" means do you...
Like 99% of people who use it.
It's the worst word the internet has ever invented and then completely corrupted.
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14. Shitty thread hater: Dislikes every stupid thread, either because we have dozens of them or they are just pointless.
To the OP : why not make a poll to collect stats ?
Otherwise, for me, even if I guess I don't troll too much on forums, I think this is the best suited as for my reactions.
9. The Card Sucks Bat: "That new card, Undertaker? Naah. To gimmicky. Does not do anything all on it's own. Stars need to be aligned for it to work blablabla." ;-)
7,8 and 10 combined :P