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Quote from n3r0s1 >>

It's so unfair Mages can do 1 billion damage to face with their spells and nothing can protect against it. People complain about pirate warriors with weapon and charge minions, at least you can shelter with taunts and ooze the weapon. All those discover cards are about to kill the game.

Ice block should be removed from mages and given to all other classes.

Fuck token Druid and the pterodactyl they rode in on.

There needs to be a meme only mode for people trying to have fun.  Ban the top 100 cards or something absurd.  Cause 'casual' isn't a place where you can play a Warlock or Druid quest on turn 1 without the golden hero mouth breather on the other end responding with Innervate Fledgling or Murloc-coin-Murloc.  If the game's going to get stale so quickly, make an outlet for trying other content.

Why do MOTHER FUCKERs treat every FUCKING game like its a GOD DAMN TOURNEY _ MAKE A FUCKING PLAY 

Seriously, why do people upvote all these dbags posting "LEGEND... [SOME BULLSHIT BOGUS DECK]". Every single one of them puts some stupid card in their deck and then basks in the glory as the noobs swarm to them and bombard them with questions about how to be the next pro legend player since they don't even take the time to post a damn guide. "50 upvotes for guide and mulligan! My time is worth so much since taking 5 minutes to give an actual explanation will throw me off my masturbation and pirate warrior ladder grinding routine". Get off your high horse and actually try to contribute something positive to the community for once instead of begging for upvotes. Every single deck I see with "LEGEND" in the title and no actual explanations of anything immediately gets a downvote from me.

I am sick and tired of mages. Most of my loses to them comes via discoveries from glyph and they somehow always manage to get a high quality card. It's an RNG fest, and impossible to play around so much RNG. 

And when I try playing mage in arena and manages to draft a glyph I can chose between freezing potion, nova and another shit card.

I am putting two eater of secrets in my decks from now on.

I spent $16 recently for 500 dust.

i should know by now...

I just can't respect anyone playing pirate warrior, quest warrior, or quest rogue. I just feel like my opponent is the saddest, dumbest, most pathetic waste of human flesh. I know I should hate the deck not the player - but I actually do hate the player. I'd rather chat with dogshit brought to life than interact with anyone running that boring OP crap. Still. Hating. This so-called game. Even when I instaconceed to those decks the cunts that play them like to emote a well played or Thankyou or greeting or some shit. Where's my return emote that says "you are sadder than an STD-riddled kiddie fiddler "

Ladder is overrun with the same broken OP decks. Meta with 5 cancer decks is certainly no better than a meta with 2 cancer decks. Still have ZERO interest in giving Blizzard any more money to play this crappy game. Who gets happy to see hunter drop that alley cat? We know EVERY card they run. So boring and if your deck doesn't have an answer - game over. Who likes to see Rogue play their quest? Who goes cool a taunt warrior - removing all their taunts will be fun? Who likes to see tidecaller into Rockpool hunter from pally? Fly poly? Fuck off you shrivelled little cock. .. so many boring OP decks. The sad thing is they don't show statistically as being OP because they all end up playing each other. But they are all pure cancer. Shit meta Brode. Worse than it's ever been for fun.

Quote from ShQQta >>

I just can't respect anyone playing pirate warrior, quest warrior, or quest rogue. I just feel like my opponent is the saddest, dumbest, most pathetic waste of human flesh. I know I should hate the deck not the player - but I actually do hate the player. I'd rather chat with dogshit brought to life than interact with anyone running that boring OP crap. Still. Hating. This so-called game. Even when I instaconceed to those decks the cunts that play them like to emote a well played or Thankyou or greeting or some shit. Where's my return emote that says "you are sadder than an STD-riddled kiddie fiddler "

Ladder is overrun with the same broken OP decks. Meta with 5 cancer decks is certainly no better than a meta with 2 cancer decks. Still have ZERO interest in giving Blizzard any more money to play this crappy game. Who gets happy to see hunter drop that alley cat? We know EVERY card they run. So boring and if your deck doesn't have an answer - game over. Who likes to see Rogue play their quest? Who goes cool a taunt warrior - removing all their taunts will be fun? Who likes to see tidecaller into Rockpool hunter from pally? Fly poly? Fuck off you shrivelled little cock. .. so many boring OP decks. The sad thing is they don't show statistically as being OP because they all end up playing each other. But they are all pure cancer. Shit meta Brode. Worse than it's ever been for fun.

Played a suicide shaman in wild casual for funsies.

First opponent: Quest rogue.

Second opponent: Jade druid.

Fuck off, I just wanted to have fun while killing myself.

Quote from zc0rpn >>

Quote from ShQQta >>

I just can't respect anyone playing pirate warrior, quest warrior, or quest rogue. I just feel like my opponent is the saddest, dumbest, most pathetic waste of human flesh. I know I should hate the deck not the player - but I actually do hate the player. I'd rather chat with dogshit brought to life than interact with anyone running that boring OP crap. Still. Hating. This so-called game. Even when I instaconceed to those decks the cunts that play them like to emote a well played or Thankyou or greeting or some shit. Where's my return emote that says "you are sadder than an STD-riddled kiddie fiddler "

Ladder is overrun with the same broken OP decks. Meta with 5 cancer decks is certainly no better than a meta with 2 cancer decks. Still have ZERO interest in giving Blizzard any more money to play this crappy game. Who gets happy to see hunter drop that alley cat? We know EVERY card they run. So boring and if your deck doesn't have an answer - game over. Who likes to see Rogue play their quest? Who goes cool a taunt warrior - removing all their taunts will be fun? Who likes to see tidecaller into Rockpool hunter from pally? Fly poly? Fuck off you shrivelled little cock. .. so many boring OP decks. The sad thing is they don't show statistically as being OP because they all end up playing each other. But they are all pure cancer. Shit meta Brode. Worse than it's ever been for fun.

 It is really not that bad ^^ the only deck that is really OP atm is Murloc Paldin imo becasue they even have the potential to kill you t5 and still infinite lategame. But other than that the meta is fine.

I think you just need to git gud bro.

"We don't like uninteractive decks that kill you on one turn" yet they give priest a shit ton of cards whose only purpouse is making OTK decksthat actually fit in the meta. Clearly.

Quote from ShQQta >>

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Quote from ShQQta >>

I just can't respect anyone playing pirate warrior, quest warrior, or quest rogue. I just feel like my opponent is the saddest, dumbest, most pathetic waste of human flesh. I know I should hate the deck not the player - but I actually do hate the player. I'd rather chat with dogshit brought to life than interact with anyone running that boring OP crap. Still. Hating. This so-called game. Even when I instaconceed to those decks the cunts that play them like to emote a well played or Thankyou or greeting or some shit. Where's my return emote that says "you are sadder than an STD-riddled kiddie fiddler "

Ladder is overrun with the same broken OP decks. Meta with 5 cancer decks is certainly no better than a meta with 2 cancer decks. Still have ZERO interest in giving Blizzard any more money to play this crappy game. Who gets happy to see hunter drop that alley cat? We know EVERY card they run. So boring and if your deck doesn't have an answer - game over. Who likes to see Rogue play their quest? Who goes cool a taunt warrior - removing all their taunts will be fun? Who likes to see tidecaller into Rockpool hunter from pally? Fly poly? Fuck off you shrivelled little cock. .. so many boring OP decks. The sad thing is they don't show statistically as being OP because they all end up playing each other. But they are all pure cancer. Shit meta Brode. Worse than it's ever been for fun.

 It is really not that bad ^^ the only deck that is really OP atm is Murloc Paldin imo becasue they even have the potential to kill you t5 and still infinite lategame. But other than that the meta is fine.

I think you just need to git gud bro.

Obvious troll bro. Shouldn't you be off grinding your highly original Pirate Warrior or midrange hunter deck bro? "Git gud" really confirms everything about people who like this meta bro - dumb enough to come onto a salt thread and tell a salty poster they shouldn't be salty. Ok "bro". Whatever you say bro. I'll "git gud" bro. How many ranked ladder wins will need - I only have 12000+ bro.  I couldn't be bothered typing fuckwit so I spelt it bro bro.

Quote from WhatAChamp >>

Seriously, why do people upvote all these dbags posting "LEGEND... [SOME BULLSHIT BOGUS DECK]". Every single one of them puts some stupid card in their deck and then basks in the glory as the noobs swarm to them and bombard them with questions about how to be the next pro legend player since they don't even take the time to post a damn guide. "50 upvotes for guide and mulligan! My time is worth so much since taking 5 minutes to give an actual explanation will throw me off my masturbation and pirate warrior ladder grinding routine". Get off your high horse and actually try to contribute something positive to the community for once instead of begging for upvotes. Every single deck I see with "LEGEND" in the title and no actual explanations of anything immediately gets a downvote from me.

If you don't consider a screencap of top 50 legend proof of a title that says "top 50 legend deck", then fucking lol

absolutely THRILLED to be facing aggro shaman in casual.  guys this other player COMPLETELY outplayed me!  who knew such skill could be seen in the lowly depths of casual?   should i just delete my acccount because i cannot keep up with these high level competitive decks in casual?

listen up you fucking idiots.

"I  HAVE A QUEST"  is NOT an excuse for playing top tier competitive trash in casual.

fuck off with that bullshit. 

4 Tirions is really not fair but show the status of HS right now pretty well. No Legendary should ever be able to show up more than once. It becomes a random gimmick fiest instead of a game.

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Quote from MvonTzeskagrad >>

"We don't like uninteractive decks that kill you on one turn" yet they give priest a shit ton of cards whose only purpouse is making OTK decksthat actually fit in the meta. Clearly.

It's not quite OTK if you need a minion to stick to have your combo work.

When someone votes for another card on your page for the design competition, but not for your OBVIOUSLY better card.