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I'm Playing:
Evenlock and Mill Rogue in Wild HS,
Azami Control in EDH
Current Warframe Main: Mesa Prime
"Well Played."
"Thanks."
...WHAT?!
Who raised these kids to have terrible manners. If someone says well played, you say it back. That's the only thing you should ever say, unless they're doing it as a joke and they've been an asshole the entire match.
By the fel armies of Sargeras... FOR THE BURNING LEGION!
Whenever I decide to play raptor rogue (one fo ym favorite decks atm), I get paired automatically with priest (bad matchup, specially if dragon), and at least two fatigue warrior morons, and against those ones it does'nt matter how hard I try and how retarded opponent i: I spend like 12+ turns of excruciating pain playing minion after minion with the vain hope of any of them not to get removed and eventually break down his stupid armored face. Of course, I get Justicar'd and run off of sources of damage capable of breaking all the bullshit he piles on his fucking head.
Garrosh... you are weak. The real reason you have to pick all that armor is that you are a poof, your bloodline is fucking weak and lost beyond all hopes, and that pieces of metal is the only thing that allows you to survive the direct contact with the sunlight and the winter.
GET. OUT. AND. GET. A. LIFE.
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Never lucky, always salty!
I hate it when I outlast some cheesy face deck with taunts on the board and then, as soon as they get to that topdecking stage, they immediately get the spell they need to kill me.
I also hate all sorts of charge. It has been the most problematic mechanic in the game, allows for OTKs, and there are some warrior decks that can kill you just with weapons and the minions that you remove the next turn.
Extreme aggro and extreme control are both incredibly unfun to go against. Sure, I don't mind having to deal with a couple of late game minions. But damn, when all you do is remove every single thing I throw out until you can play 4 legendaries in a row while I have nothing left on the board, that's a bit too much. Then we have extreme aggro, that only avoids going face if it literally can't. That's about as interactive as playing against a wall.
Start of Year: Provoke the failure of 3 expansions, force nerfs on otherwise balanced cards, bring deckbuilding to an all-time low and get rotated one year earlier for being such a threat to the game's health.
- Genn and Baku's historical entry on the White Book of Shit Design, shortly before retiring unpunished
Dragon Priests make me wanna 4:20
"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds"
The only thing Hunters can do,nothing else. Incompetent class,no brain and face only. I cleared his board,used Lay on Hands and Tirion(whom he silenced),I kept clearing the board and going face as much as I could,he got Bear Trap,Hit me with Eaglehorn,used two Kill Commands on my face and that was it. Now you call me crazy or whatever,but when was the last time you actually saw hunter play for board control. Hunter class is a FACE CLASS ONLY,nothing else. Pure garbage.
UPDATE: Played freeze mage against Inbred cancerous secret paladin. Lovely. I can't wait for standard,I'm gonna be crying the day it comes,tears of joy,right.....The best B-Day present one can ask for,Death of secret paladins and that Boom sh*t.
I still wonder how people find joy in playing fatigue warrior/fatigue priest? Does it make them feel smart? Does it make them feel like good players? Do they think they're playing a skillful deck? I actually just met a fatigue warrior in CASUAL. <Snip>
Fuck cubelock
damn arena CAN BE SOUL CRUSHING sometimes
opp-paladin 12 hp ( 1 card in hand)
me rogue 17hp- coin + grand crusader
my board- shadopan (6/7) Unearthed raptor (3/4) + argent squire (1/1)
his board - 3/4 keeper of uldaman , silent knight
its my turn! i play Grand crusader i get EYE for EYE i play it with hero power and go full face hes at 1 HP
At this point i was sure i win this game no matter what after that secret draw
his turn double trade in my grand crusader
play solemn vigil draws +2 cards play reno jackson back to 30 hp.....
on his next turn he draws tyrion and i lost
damn rngstone
Common card arena rewards. 2 years on and this shit still pisses me off every single time it happens. Fuck you Blizzard.
f2p, playing for fun ^^
i wish they had different emotes. Put in "You're Garbage" and "Fuck You" would make losing to terrible lucky players a lot more fun. Fuck this game
This account has been permanently banned.
I fucking love how I play the Astral deck that Thisj or w/e made, and I have yet to get astral communion at all what so ever. Not even one fucking time over 9 games. He got astral every single fucking game before turn 6.
Forgot to add this to my other comment, he actually started on turn 1 with 2x innervate + astral, literally the perfect hand twice.
Divine favor is not broken :)
Fuck cubelock
It's not crying cause I got beaten,it's cause I got beaten by face only. No board control whatsoever.
I hate the lead-up to a new expansion. I want to play with the new cards now while they are still fresh to me. When it drops and I start unpacking there's no more surprise in seeing the cards. LOE was perfect in releasing the adventure a very short time after announcing. I wish they would do the same with expansions.
I am too hype and I refresh hearthpwn and reddit 100 times a day for new cards. Get on with it already!
Shaman will rise, August 2015!