Hearthpwn

Before this show can continue, we have to bass-boost the elephant in the room.

This is not the greatest card in the world. This is just a monument.

Heap on heapin' on.

Feugen is positive that Thaddius will see play, but Stalagg seems negative about it.

"NOBODY CALLS ME BOTFACE!!" -Botface

Send in the clowns!

Perfect for fleshing out your Undead deck.

Still salty about it not being the "Year of the Mastodon."

Local villagers call her "Naps Under the Mountain."

Local villagers call her "Naps Under the Mountain."

Don't tell Soggoth, but in the future he gets totally owned by the Master's Glaive and his skull becomes a tourist attraction.

This was the only job he could get after the dinosaur theme park debacle.

We reserve the right to refuse service to any 1/1.

No it's not, I can see it right there.

Enraged not by fel energies, but by an itchy nose he cannot scratch.

Can’t break the rules if you can’t read ‘em.

Between you and me, Ozruk is a bit obsessed with his body.

Before he became a rap artist.

Before he became a rap artist.

Storm Giant, Frost Giant, Molten Giant... I want Fair-weather and Sunshine Giant!

"All that I am: anger, cruelty, vengeance, 8 attack - I bestow upon you, my chosen knight."

"All that I am: anger, cruelty, vengeance, 8 attack - I bestow upon you, my chosen knight."

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't stop it from electrocuting everything in the water.

Also known as an ancient copy machine.

Man, this guy is so cool. Sure hope nothing happens to him.

"Remember, graduates—you carry a heavy weight on your shoulders now."

DROP THE BASS (INTO THE ABYSS)!

"I used to farm for hours! Now they just come in packs?"

Black, the scales of angry Naga! Red, the flames of Azshari's past!

He's tried other things, but bog sidling, bog ambling, and bog trundling just aren't as effective as bog creeping.

She came here to taunt you and chew on bones, and she's all outta bones.

Attacks her job with unbridled enthusiasm.

Attacks her job with unbridled enthusiasm.

Chillmaw keeps trying to ruin the Grand Tournament, and she would've done it too, if it weren't for those dang kids!

Doesn't respond to spells, hero powers, calls, or text messages.

One head is a morning person. The other head hates morning people.

When C'thun went to sleep, he checked under his bed for Hogger.

No obsidian is safe around the Obsidian Destroyer!

"Shirt? Shoes!? No service!"

He's got gill-ty written all over him!

Bet you can't eat just one murloc!

TAUNT. TAUNT.

TAUNT. TAUNT.

Sure, it looks impressive until you realize it's a barrel of helium.

The Curator guards Azeroth’s deadliest creatures, but it’s secretly terrified of squirrels.

You thought we forgot about her, didn't you? *nervous laughter*

And you always thought they wore the candles just for fun.

Do they make decisions based on age? "I'm two minutes older therefore we burn this village."

Do they make decisions based on age? "I'm two minutes older therefore we burn this village."

The end result of one of the greatest wrap battles of all time.

They think they're trusted guardians. Dragons think they're convenient snacks.

His new shampoo is really working!

We may never know what provoked it, but we will never forget the consequences.

We may never know what provoked it, but we will never forget the consequences.

Her four arms are for casting, and her forearms are for crushing.

Who's that minion? ... Iiiiit's Blast Tortoise! "Blast tortoise."

I'm sure at least one of those bones is from an actual beast.

He's got it all, the gumption, gall, and Cho.

"Oh, wait, I had this turned the wrong way. This was supposed to be a tower."

Sadly the warranty does not cover fireballs or acts of Boom.

Even THIS is better than paper straws.

Perfectly accessorized to attract adventurers.

"I shall build a mighty golden paladin! And he will GREET the WORLD!"

Hogger is super powerful. If you kill him, it's because he <i>let</i> you.

How can he be hungry… if he's Ettin!?

I can't feel my axe!

Gesundheit!

He used to be a 2100+ rated arena player, but that was years ago and nobody can get him to shut up about it.

Needs just a few more ratings points to become Grandmaster Jouster.

"It's an herbivore. How dangerous can it be?" - Famous last words

Keep it secret. Keep it safeguarded!

Insecurity detected. Alerting hugbots.

Don't worry, this one's just a statue.

Don't strike until you see the whites of their teeth.

You want to see something funny? Go visit him in five years.

"I am the great Stone Drake - good morning!"

She doesn’t ACTUALLY walk on the Sun. It's just a name. Don’t worry!

Tar Lord, man... legendary monster? Aw, forget it.

Don't worry, they're having a <i>blast</i>. MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Son, Champion, Martyr

He's got magic, a shield, and an unwavering obsession with the color purple.

Wrathion, son of Deathwing, is a dragon. Why isn't he tagged as a dragon, you ask? WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW HIS COVER??

Can be played in other places too.

Abominations enjoy Fresh Meat and long walks on the beach.

The rent is cheap and she passes the savings onto YOU!

The rent is cheap and she passes the savings onto YOU!

He mostly watches light romantic comedies.

For some, the Sundering was the collapse of civilization. For others, it was a great core workout.

You can hire him... until someone offers him enough gold to turn on you.

Wields a disappointingly normal looking blade.

His mom could beat up your mom.

"Was I rushin' or was I dragon?"

Longtime lurker, first time attacker.

He used to be called Bog Beast, but it confused people because he wasn't an actual beast. Boom, New Name!

No, no, no, Gold Roads are very different from Yellow Brick Roads.

This card really breaks out of the mold.

She takes the lion's share of the credit, too.

Bailiff, bring in the dancing lobsters!

"Fear not the orc who has slain a million training dummies, but the orc who keeps CAMPING MY CORPSE!"

Roc eggs are great in omelettes, sandwiches, and as bait to turn poachers into bird food.