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WHY is that stupid f*cking B*tch  Jaina DK out there being drafted in god damn ARENA , huh ?!?!
blizzard you suck ass , balls and dick regarding balance i was 10 -1 in arena and i faced two of them back to back ... not only does the game wants me to lose but it does so in the same way twice . how can this be an ''unlucky'' event ? its all so clear after four years of playing this shitty casino in disguise .

super stealth fishing in a far away Orgrimmar corner to get that achievement as a human warlock defiling every sense of the game .. 
second best thrill was the fishing tournament .., oh man the nostalgia is real . last but not least Nat was my second golden legendary in hearthstone.

that mayor ! pure chaos ^ ^

fix the Nasty god damned kryptonite matchmaking system , not asking for free wins , just need fewer toxic encounters 

mkay?! thanx.

instead of admitting the big mistake that jade idol is ... they go screwing up cards that identify the class . i don't like what they are doing .

i had an amazing run with this deck ... early game synergies , late game horrors . lost  only one game to another crazy ass paladin deck .
rewards where nice 465 gold and an un' goo pack with 1 golden common and a rare . 

i have to underline how amazing jungle cleaver is in arena ... i was singing every time i drew it  ...  
'' you got jungle fever ... i have jungle cleaver '' rofl .

Quote from Kla_guy >>

Thanks OP for the heads-up, and Alkoviak for the data!

I chose Hoej since he meets both criteria I had in mind (enough experience in significant tournaments during last 12 months, and best result in most recent event for his region).

BTW, I used to think in this sort of things you get 1 pack if your chosen champion wins, and that's all. But then on the official page we read

You will receive card packs as your champion advances in the tournament

where "packs" and "advances" might hint at a more elaborate prize structure... like, dunno, getting 1 pack if your pick ends 3rd place, 2 packs if 2nd, 3 packs if 1st, or something like that. Does any of you know for sure?

to the i greet you greet you greet you greet you CUNT warlock i just played against .... FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING LUCK UNTILL THE END OF TIME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT .. you deserve your fucking fingers broken and only an EMOTE button to cry for help if i had you near. 

Quote from kendallsg >>

This, is Hearthstone... my 9 year old son was the recipient of this.  Good job internet.

 

Nasty  & irritating AF . only way to win is to get matched with another warrior and have a fair shot .

does it matter if its tier 1 or 2 ? the deck needs really good draw to have success and quest rogue can have it for breakfast ( quest warrior too) , vanish on living mana  is the most fun i had in years ... leaving the druid with one mana on turn 7 unable to play anything is priceless !  

7 out of 9 games against pirate warriors ... it feels like WW2 & the nazis are winning and everybody is joining their side , i don't know what to say anymore honestly people are fucking shameless cunts and joined the dark side  playing minimum effort cheap ass cunt decks that require no brain ,  skill ,  strategy , just like being  dumbass aggressive right to the bone and happy about it . FUCK YOU ALL who play PIRATE WARRIOR fuck your fucking corrupted souls.

a poem for every  pirate warrior ...

FUCK YOU , FUCK YOUR fucking FATHER AND your FUCKING MOTHER for unfortunately fucking without PROTECTION ,   FUCK  EVERYTHING  ABOUT YOU , FUCKING  piece of shit easy way out AGGRO CUNT PIRATE WARRIOR ASSHOLE bag of dicks . You deserve all your fucking fingers broken . the end.

the FUN is long gone after a 6-7 months into play ... 

what i call fun is being a noob actually in our gaming lingo ... the excitement i used to get when i first came across several archetypes and the fact that  i remember having fun dying !!!!  salt was used only on french fries ...
i.e  i still remember the day i came across Jaraxxus for the first time ... i was ecstatic ( i have a 5 year old WOW background) 
when i came across freeze mage .. it felt like i was fighting against a 2,2K arena rating Mage ( again WOW background) 
control warrior ... Raid boss 2.0 ... tank style ...  RAgnaros , SYlvanas the list is endless ...
everything was so amazing ... things that offered so much fun in WOW ... you got to see them again  cartooned , simplified & awaiting to form a collection . where has the fun gone .....

Competitive scene drives people to play fast & toxic decks ( race for legend ) preventing any creativity ( apart from teching against )

Arena rewards are a shade of their past glory ... anything below 7 wins is a one way ticket to unsatisfied-ville . 

& Brawl is kinda fun but hasn't reached its full potential IMO . 

when your Van cleef is officially an adult ....