Hearthpwn

I can take criticism and that's why I've been replying in a formal manner... and as you say you wanted to help others by suggesting cheaper and "better" cards well my suggestion to that was just to simply create your own deck. Like why just comment on other peoples work and tell them how they are wrong or how they "should" do it... Just show them how it's done... I am more than happy to receive ways to improve this deck because it'll help me to improve too.. so yea it's welcome... But you making assumptions as to me not taking opinions and how I shouldn't post isn't.

The site is free for all and anyone can post what they want.

I have claimed many things in the description but if you see the tone and the manner the description is written.. It clearly isn't supposed to be taken literally and super seriously. It was more of an advertisement, just to get some attention, so again I really don't want people analysing every single line and telling me how it isn't the best deck blah blah blah... I know it isn't the best... It pretty damn good though.  

Like I said before.. this is just my take on zoolock.

Lol.. you are forgetting who this deck is aimed at... this truly is a beginner's deck.. not a lot to think about, just fill the board and go for face. The cards you have suggested are great.. but this is my deck and what I thought is great to get your rank up to say 10. I myself have got to 8 which isn't amazing or anything but I mean as a beginner... not bad at all.

If you wish to make so many changes to the deck.. you could just upload your own. This is just my take on the zoolock deck and you're right, it is a strong deck type in this meta. Like i said before, it is for beginners to get a head-start in Heartstone and embrace ranked... That is all.

True true.. I'll not deny it... but... it is one card in the entire deck, so it can be easily replaced. 

Or... if possible... you could get the first tier of LoE for of course other cards too but I don't know if you would like to nitpick then I mean yes.. yes you are right.. there is a small amount of money to be paid. 

But, honestly it's a lot cheaper than the vast majority of the decks here.

Not to mention I have written is more as an advert since I'm not exactly a pro player to be giving tips on "play-style" or how to combo and all that.

Thanks for the comment though.

You need a budget aggro deck....

Something like this...

http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/705851-ultra-swag-budget-zoolock-deck-69

Maid a card back into something edible 8/10

-Needs more salt for realism

Don't forget your oven mitts!

I'm afraid most ovens are capped at something like 250 °C.

375 °F is 190 °C btw.

I don't think I see "fuckton of salt" in the ingredients list, do you?

Should rename this to.

"A list of the decks everyone will be spamming for the next few weeks"

Woo, chill the f**k down

mmm! She is so sweet !

This will gain more players than guac.

now THIS is how you advertise your game blizzard