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https://hsreplay.net/replay/eLCHPjjctEEbUuFmh8EaNK

Legitimate question, Blizzard...

When is it going to be my turn for perfect draws, insane RNG, and absolutely disgusting openers? Because I'm sorta getting sick of my opponents having this kind of shit every single game. I'm here on the salty thread multiple times a day posting this shit, so clearly it's really a thing. I don't have "normal" games. I have this. 75% of my games are this right here. At least give me a fucking chance, Blizzard. Turn my MMR setting down please, Blizzard. Let me have E-Z mode, too.

 You lost because you decided not to play town crier on turn 1 otherwise. That misplayed on the first turn gave the paladin the advantage with  Brazen Zealot. Stopp crying for not having "the perfect hand", which you have but decided not to play it.

Has the optimal turn 1

Completely misses it

"OmG Bli$$ard Y U DO DIS?!"

Both of you have no idea what deck I'm playing, so how could you possibly comment on what is my "optimal" turn 1 play? You have no idea what Town Crier even draws. If I play the Town Crier, he simply kills it with his 2/4 and it has ZERO impact on the outcome of the game. The fact that my opponent drew Zealot into double Mecharoo, double Glowtron, double Skyclaw with side quest is why I lost that game. He killed me by turn fucking 5. That doesn't happen because I forgot to play a 1/2 on turn 1. 

I have 15 cards in my deck that are 1-3 mana, including 1 Whirlwind, 2 Awaken, 2 Warpath. All of which would have been exceptionally more useful than the Town Crier in my opening hand. This deck is a deck that relies heavily on drawing removals early. The deck isn't a Tier 1 net deck. It was just an idea I was trying out and the Town Crier serves a specific purpose. But the fact that I literally can't even try out ideas because my opponent gets the absolute nuts or insane RNG rolls ALL the time is the reason I'm salty. Whether you believe it or not is irrelevant. Thanks for your input, though. I'm glad the internet experts showed me the folly of my plays.

 Still a misplay imo. Nice you have Town Crier for 1 specific reason, but you were going second and would’ve gained control of the board fairly easy.. Turn 1 Town Crier, turn 2 coin and a minion. You’re good to go!

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Can't log in due to the issue that Hearthstone is updated, but I can't update HS via App Store..

Is doing anything against Control Warrior.. Still complaining ^^

I usually make sure I hit rank 5 and then just chill with some fun decks! Trying to get my pally to 500 wins with Hakkar Pally ^^ So yeah, just enjoying the game!

My good vibes come from reading all the posts concerning the new expansion. Funny how so many people can base their opinion on < 5 cards revealed.. Rotation is coming! ^^

For me Malygos Druid is all about patience and recognizing your win condition. Sometimes you go into fatigue, so hold on to those ui in late game or use an early swipe to control the board when you lack other defensive options. Share your decklist so the people here can have a look.