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LOL. I've just been messing around with Frost Lich Jaina Kazakus Inkmaster Solia mage deck in rank 5, went up against a legendary card back razakus priest. He has made A LOT of really dumb plays, missed a lot of damage, but still won because turn 5 Raza. What a time to be alive

 Just some more empirical evidence that legend doesn't mean jack shit 

 In that case it seems redundant to show off your previous legend ranks in your signature. 

 

 No, because a lot of people still associate the ''achievement'' with skill and knowledge of the game. Besides, I've talked about legend meaning virtually nothing plenty of times, and doing that without proof that you've reached legend makes someone confronting you about it inevitable. So  to prevent that hassle it's better to put it in my signature

I used to be a top Rank 5 player, now i'm stuck between 15-10!! it's like "WTF"? Has something happened? Did i lose my senses and logic thinking when the nerf dropped, or am i just going to bite the sour apple and play those braindead Kele(fu**ing)seth decks? I mean... Damn it's frustrating! I'm playing, and playing, but getting nowhere. Jeeez. Feels good to vent you guys.

Thanks.

Priest is seriously out of fucking control in Wild. Wild is completely unplayable now. Thanks Blizz

I don't hate you for playing Jades, or OTK mage, or Evolve Shaman, or Big priest.

But I really, really fucking hate you for playing it IN CASUAL MODE!

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LOL. I've just been messing around with Frost Lich Jaina Kazakus Inkmaster Solia mage deck in rank 5, went up against a legendary card back razakus priest. He has made A LOT of really dumb plays, missed a lot of damage, but still won because turn 5 Raza. What a time to be alive

 Just some more empirical evidence that legend doesn't mean jack shit 

 In that case it seems redundant to show off your previous legend ranks in your signature. 

 

 No, because a lot of people still associate the ''achievement'' with skill and knowledge of the game. Besides, I've talked about legend meaning virtually nothing plenty of times, and doing that without proof that you've reached legend makes someone confronting you about it inevitable. So  to prevent that hassle it's better to put it in my signature

 Fair and valid point. :-)

Translated: "Legend is only an 'achievement' if I do it. If anyone else does, it's pointless and meaningless..."
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*Makes a note to find a "screenshot" of a legend rank to prove I am a highly skilled and knowledgeable player... *

Tried to download Hearthstone onto my phone. Said it was only ~80MB. So I downloaded it. When I went to launch Hearthstone, it said that I needed to finish downloading an ~3GB thing. My phone doesn't have that space (No SD card). I have been bamboozled by Blizzard.

Queue up new control warlock. First match is against priest. Raza on 5, naturally, anduin coined on 8, kazakus after i geist for a 1 mana potion. Glimmeroots for siphon soul to kill my only threat. ok, super dead. Fine. 

Requeue. Same guy. Raza on 5, naturally. Kazakus potion revieves raza. Great. Think i'm in ok shape cuz no anduin. instead, he velens on turn 10 and shadowblasts me and kills for exact lethal because of the revieved raza.  

Amazed he's not higher rank with luck like that. 

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Just packed my fourth King Krush. How many times do i have to discard him to make clear i don't want him.

why do I always fucking lose against hunter no mater what I play >:(

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why do I always fucking lose against hunter no mater what I play >:(

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why do I always fucking lose against hunter no mater what I play >:(

 It's not your fault buddie. The world are full of people that don't appreciate a good and fair game.

I'm gonna let u in on a little secret: (But just between u and me) If u make a rogue deck with ALOT of taunts and bouncers, u will eventually beat the hunter! I wish u better luck in the future.

can yall please stop playing ladder decks in casual

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I was playing warlock for a while until I managed to reach rank 10. That's when my laddering grinned  to a complete stop so I decided to switch to Jade druid cause fuck it. After playing 42 games with jade druid over a period of two days I noticed something very strange in the draw rate of Ultimate Infestation. I took a look at HSreplay today and was amazed to find that out of those 42 games I had drawn Ultimate Infestation either on the mulligan or by turn 4, 34 times!!!!! 34 fucking times out of 42!!!! That's 80% of the time!!! And by turn 5 the rate goes 39/42, 92%.

This can't be right...

Hey you, you who discover with brann through stonehill defender 2x tirion, lich king and tarim.. hope you lose next every fucking game in your fucked life for your BMing...

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can yall please stop playing ladder decks in casual

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Wow. Just queued against priest who did nothing for 6 turns but won anyway. 

And then shaman who destroyed 2 of my weapons. Managed to devolve my doomsayer and spikerdiged steed. At the top of it he had double evolve and bloodlust to finish me off. I dont have to mention i would have won that game if pyromancer and cosnecration would have accepted my invitation. 

This game is utter shit i repaet it again utter shit. Game is wholly decided by did I draw card X, Y. Cant wait for next salary to buy Divinity origianl sin 2 and stop playing this bullcrap. Skill level in this game has dropped to total minimum.

If I had 3 free wishes I'd definitely wished that everyone who enjoys HS died a painful, horrible death.

Elemental Mage with DK mirror. I won't wish that experience on anyone.

Good news: Opened a legendary

Bad news: FUCKING MILLHOUSE MANASTORM