Hearthpwn

Lost turn one to double innervate, coin, vicious retarded-mongloid-card-design-bird (flappy bird), raven idol, +mark of the lotus. Thx, team five. That was so fun, almost as fun as immediately facing pirate warrior in casual, who of course draws perfectly, top decking face damage when he needs it.

You are a special kind of awful when it comes to balance.

I'm not even that mad, but it's getting a bit ridiculous how many games against druids end up with them 2 mana crystals higher, and 6-9 cards deeper in their deck by turn 7 without any real loss of tempo.

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Am I being Punished? Two Priests run Barnes and both get Ysharrgj into lich king and ysea. Damn.

Blizzard has consistently shown how competent they are at balancing their own game. Got to love the variety in the game at the moment. 4 Jade Druids in a row and 1 Pirate Warrior. Which mentally challenged person thought the Jade Mechnanic, Jade Idol and Ultimate Infestation are balanced? Why not give those cards to Druid, the one class that can ramp like crazy and totally needs a buff while we are at it. 2 weeks in and we are only seeing the same age old decks from the last couple of expansions. It's either a slow and torturous death or a turn 6 lethal from pirate warrior. The game is called Hearthstone Heroes of Warcraft but clearly Blizzard lack the ability comprehend what Heroes means. Heroes doesn't mean just 2 classes, it means multiple classes, ie 9 Heroes. How ironic is it that I believe it is called Druidstone, Heroes of Druidstone. The one good thing about Hearthstone is that it is a digital card game and it is able updated. Well actually utilise this and balance broken cards, not add bug fixes or never balance cards. Blizzard, get your act together and actually balance your game, not just leave it in the bland and quite frankly unbalanced state that it is today.

Yesterday and today i've had horrible lose streaks. This was in casual bc i leave ranked once i reach rank 15, but anyway...

Yesterday played a total of 14 matches, won 6 and lost 8. I was playing with Handlock and later with Stancifka's Priest. It didnt matter what i did, in the 8 matches i lost it was just hopeless, however the 6 victories i got i really had to work hard to get them. I called it a day and decided to leave until today.

Today, played 10 matches, lost 9 won 1. The only one i won was with Control Paladin, the rest i lost them with Token Shaman and Elemental Mage. Nothing i did mattered, my opponents had every answer every fucking time, it was actually astonishing watching them answer my every movement.

Then i went to sleep. Now im not even mad or salty, im just sad. I dont want to reach a mental state in which i just dont want to play because of the losing streaks. Im even considering quitting for a while, maybe a couple of months, these last couple days playing was just a torture, and it's a game ffs, it's supposed to be fun, but why play a game which provides me no fun?

The worst part is, after all these loses, i still get matched in casual vs players with golden heroes and legend cardback. i mean WTF??? Can you please Blizzard lower my fucking mmr so that i face people on my level? Im clearly facing people who play way better, get nut draws and have every answer, so please stop it. lower my mmr ffs. I just dont want to play again and get these perfect opponents and  huge losing treaks, it's not fun really.

I mean i won 7 matches out of a total of 24, wtf...tank my fucking mmr already.

The game would be a lot better if most of the playable heroes didn't sound snide and condescending in their emotes. Garosh is the primary offender. 
Wtb auto-squelch.

So impressed by priests stealing my hero card because I was unlucky and didn't draw it yet. It's good to see priests getting rewarded for their opponents bad luck.

I've had enough of this game, it only makes it angry. Uninstalling this terrible game asap.

I just got Thrall DK from Arena pack and i thought "hey, i'm R25 in standard, let's farm some noobs for gold for next arena". First queue, regular Paladin, and me, shiny golden Shaman with T1 deck. He drops a Goldshire Footman on his first turn. I felt so bad for what i'm doing i immediately conceded and got back to high level grinding in Wild :(

Fucking hate quest mage. Not a single fucking thing you can do against them. Oh play eater of secrets, what does that help vs the extra 3-4 ice blocks.

Edit: Turn to rank 17 in wild. Only to find another fucking quest mage.

When you're playing patron warrior and go 4 games in a row with 5-10 cards left in the deck and you haven't drawn one patron (including the mulligan). Would love to know the actual odds of that...

Ok, now I'm fucking angry. I've been spending the entire day trying to get to at least rank 15 with Miracle Rogue, and every time I get to 16, I end up running into nothing but Exodia Mages and Jade Druids, and no matter what I do, I cannot beat them. I've pushed both to Fatigue, I've gotten them down to 1hp, I've popped endless fucking Ice Blocks, and every fucking time, they always have the quest done, and both Apprentices, or another Nourish into Jade Idols, or another fucking frost nova. I am so fucking sick of this stupid fucking OP bullshit being pushed by Blizzard. Fuck off. Actually test your fucking cards. Or better yet, here's a novel idea, get some people who actually know how to play your fucking game together to test the cards and discover these absolutely broken combos before you release the game, since everyone on your team would probably think a Battlecry that gives +1 attack is a fucking amazing revolutionary gamebreaking thing that blew all your fucking minds.

I've teched in Skulking Geist, despite the fact it actually hurts ME more than it hurts my opponents most of the time, no luck, Druids don't even need Idol thanks to Ultimate Infestation and Jade Behemoths being JUST sticky enough. I've teched in Eater of Secrets, Mages ALWAYS have another secret, or another way of generating more, or another fucking Babbling Book that gives them another Cabalist's Tome, that gives them a Primordial Glyph, that gives them a 1 Mana Ice Block. BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT RIGHT?

JESUS CHRIST. JUST NERF DRUID AND REMOVE MAGE COMPLETELY.

/rant

Why bringing a Standard Druid to Wild? Just to be an asshole in Wild? I've been having fun until this happened. 

12 stupid druids in a row.  One of them was a friend of mine.  Friend no longer.

Playing big priest against a miracle rogue who gets mind control from swashburglar to take my thaddius and wins. Next game same person same thing.

I just had the worst beat ever.

Let's just say that for once i had 7 hours to play

worst day ever, lost 8 ranks in wild and standard in total. started out fun trying out mill rogue gaining a few levels

nearing 15 i started facing exodia pally.

after enough beats against aggro and stuff i went lol aggrodin in standard.

6 jades in a row, everyone able to innervate out that plague

then i thought, exodia mage perhaps? no druids in sight. faced 4 pirate warriors in a row.

i'm sad now.

I think this meta has just proven that Druid's "thing" needs to stop being "everything". It used to be that they paid for their ramping abilities by either being short on cards most of the time, or not having board presence. Now they can maintain the constant Jade stream, while ramping, and before you're able to make them burn too much, they can almost always get out a Nourish or UI, and then you're back to where you started. And if you do manage to burn them down quick enough? All it takes is one decent Jade Golem + Earthen Scales, and boom.  Same deal. I'm not gonna post anymore tonight cause I'll just rage myself to death, but goddamn. This meta had so much potential, only to be ruined by the hypocritical attitudes of Team 5. Rogue can't have any decent AoE or Healing, but Druid can have ramp, AoE, draw, armor, minions, healing...

Last 10 games on ladder, 8 against Druid (good job Blizzard!) The games where I lost were all swung in the Druid's favour through Ultimate Infestation. This is Mysterious Challenger (back in the day) level frustration at the moment. (All these previous Pirate Warriors that now suddenly think they can play control too!)

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Last 10 games on ladder, 8 against Druid (good job Blizzard!) The games where I lost were all swung in the Druid's favour through Ultimate Infestation. This is Mysterious Challenger (back in the day) level frustration at the moment. (All these previous Pirate Warriors that now suddenly think they can play control too!)

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Last 10 games on ladder, 8 against Druid (good job Blizzard!) The games where I lost were all swung in the Druid's favour through Ultimate Infestation. This is Mysterious Challenger (back in the day) level frustration at the moment. (All these previous Pirate Warriors that now suddenly think they can play control too!)

 Druids are worse than secret paladin ever was. Blizzard has basically given druid 4 Mysterious Challengers at the same time.

I really wish there was an option in the game to turn off seeing what minions or cards your opponent is scrolling over. It's really obnoxious.