Legend of the Warsong Commander
- Last updated Oct 20, 2015 (Warsong Nerf)
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- Deck Type: Theorycraft
- Deck Archetype: Unknown
- Crafting Cost: 13520
- Dust Needed: Loading Collection
- Created: 10/15/2015 (TGT Launch)
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"I love this place so much," said 3/3 Shattered Sun Cleric as she stepped through the time portal.
"I agree. It brings back such memories..." nodded Sunfury Protector, giving taunt to all of her friends, no matter their placement.
"Yeah, my inventions are AWESOME again!" said Gelbin Mekkatorque. "Poultryizer transforming only enemies, Repair Bot healing only allies... They're not useless anymore!"
"Good for you," said Warsong Commander, who was sitting away from the group.
6 mana Stormwind Champion approached her, putting his hand on her shoulder. "You're still upset about your nerf?"
"Of course I am! Why did it have to be me? Frothing Berserker used to be 1/4, then they doubled his attack. Why they didn't nerf him? Or Grim Patron? Or someone else?" Warsong Commander was crying now.
"Come now, it will be alright," said 2/3 Master Swordsmith and gave his bonus to Twilight Drake who was already 9/9 thanks to the 9 other cards in hand. "It could’ve been worse."
5/5 Captain Greenskin sat beside her and drew a card. "You were already nerfed one time, am I right?" he asked, the 1/2 Captain's Parrot sitting on his shoulder.
"YES, SHE WAS ABLE TO GIVE ME CHARGE," the voice of 10/10 Molten Giant thundered through the air.
"AND ME TOO," 10/10 Mountain Giant joined his friend.
"She was able to give everyone charge, no matter their attack!" shouted Shieldbearer angrily, enraging himself to +1 attack.
"I was," Warsong Commander agreed. "So they nerfed me. Then I wasn't used for quite some time. Even OTK Warriors didn't need me."
"But you rose again alongside the Grim Patron Warriors, didn't you?" said 0/5 Nat Pagle. Then he was lucky enough to draw a card at the end of his turn.
"I did rise again. I was useful again. But in the end, it was all just a dream. It was all for nothing."
"That's not true," 5 mana Gadgetzan Auctioneer said. "If there’s one thing I've learned, it’s that no deck rules forever."
"Exactly," 2/4 Dalaran Mage concurred. "Everything has to come to an end eventually."
"I know. It's just... I..." Warsong Commander sobbed.
"You were not prepared," 7/6 Illidan Stormrage finished her sentence and discarded a few cards from both his enemies and allies, then let them draw again.
"I wasn't. I mean, it's such a drastic change. I'm utterly useless now. I'm even more situational than Raid Leader!"
"Tell me about being useless..." 1 mana 1/2 Mana Wraith said.
Warsong Commander continued: "I mean, look at Sylvanas Windrunner. It doesn't matter if she's 5 or 6 mana, she’s still a great card! Why can't I be like her? Why did they have to destroy me?" she asked her friends, sorrow turning into anger.
"Sometimes cards just have to change. I'm not saying it was a reasonable nerf. But hey, at least you had your blast," said Tinkmaster Overspark while he targeted his device towards one of the imps that 1/6 Imp Master spawned.
"Exactly," 1/2 Novice Engineer agreed just as she was given taunt by 3/3 Defender of Argus. "You were part of one of the strongest and most popular decks in the game."
"And you were most essential part of it," added 1/4 Lorewalker Cho.
"Don't you want to say something, Leeroy? Weren't you upset about your nerf too?" asked Dark Iron Dwarf while he gave +2 attack to him permanently.
"At least I had chicken," said 4 mana Leeroy Jenkins before he was summoned with a 2 mana discount by Pint-Sized Summoner.
"You know people will remember you, right?" 4/3 Cult Master was trying to comfort her.
"Don't be so hard on yourself," 4/3 Argent Commander added.
"And always try to make the best of your situation," said Mana Addict with +3 attack bonus sitting beside her friend, Undertaker with +1/+1 bonus.
There was a silence for a while.
Warsong Commander stood up. "You know what, guys? You’re right. It's a tough change, but as long as I remember what I used to be and what I was able to do, I think it's fine. It won't be easy. But knowing that I was part of something bigger - something legendary - will help. My existence had meaning. And while I'm not needed right now, it could change in the future again."
She was smiling now. "And I know I won't be alone. I’ll be waiting with you, guys. Our time will surely come. But for now, I think I'm ready to take my place amongst the legends of the past."
Special thanks to Cutie314 for proofreading!
And thanks to you, guys, for supporting this deck. You rock ;-)
''Spectacular''
did all these nerfs actually exist?
yeah all of these nerfs happened, most in the early stages of the game though.
Call of the Wild used to cost 8.
Execute used to cost 1.
Force of Nature used to cost 6 and the spawned treants used to have charge,
Ironbeak Owl used to cost 2.
Big Game Hunter used to cost 3.
Hunter's Mark used to cost 0.
Blade Flurry used to cost 2 and could damage enemy hero.
Arcane Golem used to have charge and to be a 4/2.
Master of Disguise used to give stealth forever until attack.
This should complete the list. A story with all this cards would mean madness.
And Keeper of the Grove ( that had +2 health)
Pack costs.
not after the post .. but did happen
Unleash the Hounds used to cost 2
Hunter's Mark used to cost 0
Leper Gnome used to have 2 attack
Ironbeak Owl used to cost 2
Starving Buzzard *first nerf* used to have 2 health *second nerf* used to cost 2 mana
Blood Imp used to have 1 attack
Mind Control and Pyroblast used to cost 8
Force of Nature used to give charge to the 3 2/2's
Arcance golem 1- used to have 2 health 2 - used to have charge
Cone of Cold used to cost 3 mana
Frost Nova used to cost 2 mana
oooh the feels
That made me cry
Ehh.. I want this time back so much.. I don't want to see all these aggro warriors, shamans...
I wasn't good enough on Warsong decks but i really miss those surprising finishes. Now i feel regret bec. of i didn't use much this not-legendary but LEGENDARY card. Poor Grim Patron is so lonely now. And he will be nerfed also after December :( Btw that was perfect story. Well done!
This is fantastic! I think it's about time to make one with yogg saron aka rngesus himself
Illidan was 7/7, Cult Master was 3/4.
This is a nice look back at the history of cards before they got smacked in the face and/or groin with the Nerf Bat. Well done. Though you did miss some oldies, as well as some new ones that joined the ranks with the release of Standard. That I can remember:
Starving Buzzard used to be a 2 mana 2/1, Unleash the Hounds used to be 2 mana.
Illidan Stormrage is a man okay?
"Her" is referring to Warsong Commander. Like: Illidan Stormrage finished Warsong Commander's sentence.
FailFish
All nerfs that are mentioned here were obvious cause this cards were ruining the whole game. So the story is absolutely sh!tty, not funny and the deck is unplayable. I hope the cards like Leeroy will be nerfed again, and foolish people will stop upvoting this sh!t.
Congrats Man, This is the single most upvoted deck of all time! LOL