Hearthpwn

REPEL’S EFFECT WORE OFF.

Giant ladies, this one's a Keeper.

To hulk, perhaps, to fiend: ay, there's the rub.

Armed with fear, big eyes, ruthless efficiency, almost fanatical devotion to your hero, and nice brown robes.

The best part of inventing stuff is blowing it up!

No it's not, I can see it right there.

I <i>dare</i> you to attack Darnassus.

As a former mage, making the transition from fire to felfire was quite easy.

“I’m a real toy now!”

Joymancy (noun): The practice of bringing joy to others through the use of magic. (see also: ethics)

You heard about Kael'thas? That's messed up, right?

He was once the Aspect of Magic but gave it up to focus on cheap tricks.

He was once the Aspect of Magic but gave it up to focus on cheap tricks.

She’s not one of those treehugger elves – but she does like the occasional cuddle.

Kazakus had always seemed too clever a sort to bottle a brew that could do him any harm. Perhaps it should come as no surprise, then, that the originator of the Dragonfire Potion was a dragon himself.

Kel'Thuzad could not resist the call of the Lich King. Even when it's just a robo-call extolling the Lich King's virtues.

Looks like Kel'Thuzad is borrowing some of Mr. Bigglesworth's nine lives.

Management of the Kobold Empire requires a careful balance between a lack of social services and fiscal irresponsibility.

"So am I just supposed to stand here forever, or...?"

And now, Lord Marrowgar with the weather.

And now, Lord Marrowgar with the weather.

Always feels refreshed after a little dirt nap.

Talk about a name that limits design space.

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My name is Marin the Fox. You took my treasure. Prepare to die.

If you think the party's great now, just wait 'til he invites the orcs over!

In the pit, he feels more alive than ever.

Enraged not by fel energies, but by an itchy nose he cannot scratch.

You're not hardcore unless you died hardcore.

Can’t break the rules if you can’t read ‘em.

"Well, I'm glad YOU knew what I should be doing this turn."

"Well, I'm glad YOU knew what I should be doing this turn."

If she had studied harder, she would have been a C+ witch.

She discovered Xal'atath, Blade of the Black Empire, a terrible weapon of shadow magic that could both swallow a soul <i>and</i> cut a mean julienne.

She discovered Xal'atath, Blade of the Black Empire, a terrible weapon of shadow magic that could both swallow a soul <i>and</i> cut a mean julienne.

Eight arms of sand-flinging, foe-wringing, card-slinging fury!

Between you and me, Ozruk is a bit obsessed with his body.

<b>Deathrattle:</b> You'll be octo-sorry.

"Do you ever wonder why you don't get invited anywhere?" "… no, not really."

PIT! Not PET!

"What’s in the drake?! WHAT’S IN THE DRAKE?"

Before he became a rap artist.

Before he became a rap artist.

I thought the "shape of water" meant something else.

Everyone wants to be a princess, but nobody ever considers the size of the hat.

Ragnaros was summoned by the Dark Iron dwarves, who were eventually enslaved by the Firelord. Summoning Ragnaros often doesn’t work out the way you want it to.

Ragnaros was summoned by the Dark Iron dwarves, who were eventually enslaved by the Firelord. Summoning Ragnaros often doesn’t work out the way you want it to.

What happens when you try and corrupt a corrupted firelord? DOUBLE NEGATIVE, INSECT!

What happens when you try and corrupt a corrupted firelord? DOUBLE NEGATIVE, INSECT!

Rheastrasza ascends above loyalty to just her dragonflight to serve all dragonkind. She believes all flights deserve a future and will give her life for the future dragon prince.

A masterless shamurai.

Daddy! I think I made a Legendary!

Daddy! I think I made a Legendary!

They claim they're from the Fae Court, but that might be a Fae Kout.

Galaxy Brain.

Sheldras really went to the park for his pilgrimage.

"I recognize your effort but I think your magic still has room for improvement." - Sindragosa after taking a class on giving constructive feedback.

"I recognize your effort but I think your magic still has room for improvement." - Sindragosa after taking a class on giving constructive feedback.

When Sneed was defeated in the Deadmines, his shredder was sold at auction to an anonymous buyer. (Probably Hogger.)

You look dehydrated, drink some water! Come on, chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in undead form - it's your boy Soulstealer!"

"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in undead form - it's your boy Soulstealer!"

We're going to need some bigger tweezers.

No use crying over split Festeroot,

Storm Giant, Frost Giant, Molten Giant... I want Fair-weather and Sunshine Giant!

Yet, you still feel attacked.

Oh boo hoo, did someone's World Tree burn down?

You can combine two of these into a Captain Archon.

Has 20 years of training in classical ballet, but ALLLLLL he ever gets asked to do is boogie.

"All that I am: anger, cruelty, vengeance, 8 attack - I bestow upon you, my chosen knight."

"All that I am: anger, cruelty, vengeance, 8 attack - I bestow upon you, my chosen knight."

As there is a Pantheon of titans, so is there also a Pantheon of Death, comprised of powerful rulers in the Shadowlands.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't stop it from electrocuting everything in the water.

A big minion that clears the board and gains Armor? Wow, Warrior is really in their element now.

If you haven't heard the Tirion Fordring theme song, it's because it doesn't exist.

If you haven't heard the Tirion Fordring theme song, it's because it doesn't exist.

Also known as an ancient copy machine.

Why is it a common? Well we couldn't make it a LEGendary minion!

A tortollan made it to the desert!

I see pizza in my future.

Centurion? Ha, come back when you’re a millennion.

"Prepare for trouble!" "Make it double!"

"Let evil flee before righteousness; let the innocent live in peace. Let the day come when none need fear. For that day, I give my life gladly."

They can never agree on whether it's too hot or too cold.

Man, this guy is so cool. Sure hope nothing happens to him.

It's wurms all the way down.

The weirdest part is that it doesn't have legs.

And your minions with mega-windfury get... dizzy.

Mind your head when you're around her.

The extra Z is for "zesty."

"We've finally captured Yogg-Saron! How should we keep him contained?" "How about... an open pit... right below us... with four loose chains?" "PERFECT!"

Murozond sought unlikely allies in his fight against the Bronze Dragonflight.

"Of course I've gone mad with power. Ever try going mad without it?"

The enormous creature unfurled terrifying claws dripping with poisonous ichor. King Togwaggle was pleased, but inwardly disappointed the great Nightmare refused to wear the candle.

Hagatha cried out over the winds: "Truly, you are as powerful as the Maelstrom!" To which the Tempest answered: "I AM THE MAELSTROM."

The ground quaked beneath the behemoth as Dr. Boom continued: "…with over 400 TONS of solid Storm Silver plate." Then he beeped a small remote. "And luxury spikes!"

Lazul called Galakrond’s name, her voice echoed by whispers from the deep. Both of Galakrond’s eyes opened… and then other eyes opened, as well.

Fel-flames slowly writhed around the skeleton, until the great bones knit themselves together into a demonic monstrosity. Rafaam shielded his face from the heat but could not hide his grin.

Magister is a humble title for one who united warring armies against the greatest threat to Azeroth.