Hearthpwn

Dark Bishop takes Light Pawn, check.

Healing is just something she does in her free time. It's more of a hobby really.

The secret ingredient: liquified funnel cake.

The secret ingredient: liquified funnel cake.

People often think that Darkspeaker is the arch nemesis of Lightspeaker, but that title actually belongs to Heavyspeaker.

We call her Audrey II. She was named after her mother.

How's everyone doing? Hurt? Bleeding? Wounded? ... Excellent.

How's everyone doing? Hurt? Bleeding? Wounded? ... Excellent.

"In hindsight, maybe I should have let the Alliance have all the fun back at the Wrathgate."

The itsy bitsy spiders climbed up the village wall. Then came the witch and the spiders ate them all.

She's a dynamite fishing trainer.

So long as it doesn’t kill you, it's considered part of the ride "experience."

The Obelisk of the Stars can hide an entire land from prying eyes! Or zap a rando.

He's deathspicable.

He's deathspicable.

His mom could beat up your mom.

"Oh great Amitus, I took your style advice on the poncho, but pray tell - one or two golden gloves?"

That is not a very good disguise, dude.

WHO IS THE BLOOD ELVES' DENTIST?

If you want your wish granted, don't rub him the wrong way.

If anything can heal the Badlands, it is the power of frogs!

He is not a medical doctor.

The children were puzzled by the scratches covering the insides of their toy-boxes.

The brilliant mastermind of the Grimy Goons, Han sometimes thinks about ditching the idiot Cho, but that would just tear him apart.

The brilliant mastermind of the Grimy Goons, Han sometimes thinks about ditching the idiot Cho, but that would just tear him apart.

Summoning a doomguard is risky. <i>Someone</i> is going to die.

Summoning a doomguard is risky. <i>Someone</i> is going to die.

"Every me, get in here!"

Everybody wants someone to snuggle with. Even giant armored scaly draconic beasts of destruction.

All of his speeches really drag on.

Caution: Contains Flammable Material

The Druids of the Fang live in the Wailing Caverns. They wear cool snake shirts and tell snake jokes and say "bro" a lot.

"Was I rushin' or was I dragon?"

Someone called her "Tweety". She didn't take it well.

Star player on the inter-office Boomball team.

Star player on the inter-office Boomball team.

"I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little E.M.P. 'Cause it feels so mechy without me…"

Nothing beats rock.

Nothing beats rock.

For an Undead, is an elder the least or most dead?

From cartographer to combatant, Elise has taken the road less traveled—because no one else could find it on a map.

Reno taught her that blazing her own trail is a lot more fun than following someone else's map.

Strumming his guitar with a molten ember from the first fire of Azeroth, E.T.C.'s ear-splitting, heart-wrenching, head-banging solo held back Magatha and her forces of evil, single-handedly saving music for centuries to come.

He's looking for a drummer. The current candidates are: Novice Engineer, Sen'jin Shieldmasta', and Ragnaros the Firelord.

"I heard the Sire invited a Murloc! How dreadful!"

The third little dragon made his armor out of adamantite.

His second greatest regret is summoning an evil Firelord who enslaved his entire people.

His second greatest regret is summoning an evil Firelord who enslaved his entire people.

"Time to roll. Rusted Legion, ho!"

Despite the name, he's a solid conjurer.

Despite the name, he's a solid conjurer.

Yeah, sure. That Ragnaros "fell off the back of a truck".

Aye aye aye (OF CHAOS)

What does Madame Lazul have against faces?!

Longtime lurker, first time attacker.

The Faceless Ones are servants of Yogg-Saron, and they feed on fear. Right now they are feeding on your fear of accidentally disenchanting all your good cards.

The Faceless Ones are servants of Yogg-Saron, and they feed on fear. Right now they are feeding on your fear of accidentally disenchanting all your good cards.

He's not hungry for food, he's starving for attention!

Her clothing? Pure silk, of course.

Her clothing? Pure silk, of course.

So reaver. Much fel. Wow.

He can lock 'em up, but he just can't keep 'em.

He can lock 'em up, but he just can't keep 'em.

He used to be called Bog Beast, but it confused people because he wasn't an actual beast. Boom, New Name!

Tree puns arboring.

Feugen is sad because everyone likes Stalagg better.

The last true master of Finjitsu.

The brightest spark can still go dark.

The one job where a spark of creativity is unwanted.

Guest interactions may vary over the duration of the visit.

"Evil Eye Watcher of Doom" was the original name, but marketing felt it was a bit too aggressive.

He ALWAYS comes back.

The last time he saw action, Undertaker ruled the meta.

"I see a giant piano in your future."

It's killed and it'll kill again!

The Frostwolves are locked in combat with the Stormpike Expedition over control of Alterac Valley. Every attempt at peace-talks has ended with Captain Galvangar killing the mediator.

Goes by the online handle "KoolKrusher99."

Fungalmancy is the easy major for those who can't cut it at Waxmancy.

Behold, the unstoppable power of MOSS!

"Rocks fall, and everyone dies. Oopsies!"

Cownonball!

This eccentric scribe was cursed to an afterlife of never being recognized for his talents! Muahaha!

Maybe we should have called him Ghostly Rusher.

"Initiate, this is your glaive. Think of it as an extension of yourself... Did you just throw it?!"

Some moths are attracted to flame. This one's attracted to disco.

Majestic. Ethereal. Still pretty down in the dumps, though.

"Windell! More light!" "I'm givin' it all she's got, Kangor!"

No, no, no, Gold Roads are very different from Yellow Brick Roads.

Be careful what you fish for.

“… We’re gonna need a bigger board.”

This card really breaks out of the mold.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The next best time is when you lose a minion.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The next best time is when you lose a minion.

If you love getting your face punched, come to the Grim Guzzler!

Grook Fu, the ancient Hozen art of bashing heads with a stick.

The original telemarketer.

She is the hero of the guitar. The guitar hero. Trademark.

"I have given up (a single copy of) EVERYTHING! What have YOU sacrificed?"

No Pain, No Gain.

No Pain, No Gain.