I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for the Ice Cream Citadel!
The Lich King is opening up an Ice Cream shop Citadel! This week starting on July 20th, The Lich King himself will be at his limited time shop near San Diego Comic-Con selling Ice Cream. Go get your brain freeze on if you're able to, or just check out the video below.
For those in the area, more information on the location can be found below.
Quote from The Lich KingGreetings, mortal whelps!
As part of my efforts to prove to the accursed Brode that I possess the necessary experience to command the Hearthstone development team, I have decided to expand my efforts to all aspects of mortal enterprise.
At first I considered peddling power and vengeance, but according to my focus testing, the foremost human craving seems to be for cold, creamy, sweetened sludge. I have decided to create a frozen-cream sugar-ooze unlike any you have ever tasted. You will desire it.
Prepare yourselves for the grand opening of Ice Cream Citadel, a fortress of refreshment in the scorching heat that afflicts this place. I will be on hand to personally help you conquer the heat with free ice cream. You need spend no money for your first taste of my power.
Choose from an endless selection of TWO flavors:
Behold my tasteful brochure:
Attend the Petco Park Interactive Zone in San Diego near San Diego Comic-Con® and be guided to your just desserts by this map:
You may also take photographs of me with no immediate fear of retribution. Share proof of your delicious ice cream conquests on social media using the #icecreamcitadel “hashtag,” whatever that means.
Begin preparations for your journey now. Ice Cream Citadel will receive supplicants between the hours of 9:00 a.m. and 9:00 p.m. PDT July 20 through July 23.
The Frozen Cone!! I was dying
What is taste of lich ice cream?
where is the asian kid? I sensce discrimination right there
He's filming the commercial, just like how the Murloc's taking the picture for Zoobot.
The ice cream is a lie !
I hope they add a couple dragons in the expansion. "Mortal Whelps" could be a good name for a dragon-themed (dragon priest?) deck.
Agreed. We should probably get Sindragosa as a legendary. She's an enemy in the adventure mode as well.
There's always Inner Fire combo Priest.
Sindragosa could be a deathrattle dragon. That'd be nice for both quest and dragon style.
doesnt mean they have to be good cards, just there arent many left after blackrock rotated and azure drake got moved to hall of fame. we need more dragons if we are even going to bother having a tribe tag on them
its not exactly the idea with standard seasons to reprint everything that has rotated out...
tfw you're offended that the cartoon game you take way too seriously is being marketed to children 20 years younger than you. I mean, anyone else remember reading the lore about Medivh in the instruction manual that came with Warcraft I.
That's just cold.
Soooooo.... ice cream > guac boy?
Don't worry guys, we won't make Lich King look like a chode. No corny "memes" for him we promise. We definitely won't use him for our shit level comedy skits. JK were going to make LK look like a <snip>. And Murlocs and pirates will remain tier 1 forever.
I guess Lich King never tasted vanilla. #WoWplayers
Good one
Hmm, maybe i'm to old to appreciate this sense of humor.
"They haven't meme'd up The Lich King. He's cold and cruel just like in Warcraft."
Please, please Blizzard lie to me even more.
Ben Brode is just a lying piece of shit
Relax kid, the meme thing was about the adventure battle IN-GAME.
It's ok for me if they are making meme teasers and keeping in game content connected to Warcraft, not vice versa.