Blizzard has identified a subset of cards exploited mainly by pedofiles to look cool on ladder. These cards are Razakus, patches, corridor creeper, and bonemare
Nerfs will be activated soon to castrate the scum. In the meantime those sick and sad fucks can still be seen on ladder. Any emote from a player running one of those cards should be interpreted as "want a piece of candy" or "suck my lolipop" Blizzard advises not to accept friend requests from such players. Ignore them and let them party with Brode.
Voidlord and carnivorous cube are also under investigation. Probably best to shun and mock any player running the new cancer also.
Even Blizzard has had to admit that decks featuring Razakus , corridor creeper, patches, and bonemare are ridiculously broken. Official confirmation that if you ranked up using a deck featuring those cards you are a sad lame pathetic little fuck whose rank is meaningless and your cancer deck is getting nerfed to the ground soon. GL on finding the next broken copy paste netdeck you pathetic shit.
All the sad inadequate little fucks who have been stroking their little dicks to Razakus Priest are now finger fucking themselves in the ass while they play Cubelock. You pathetic, brainless little shitheads.
Wow the world is full of sad pathetic desperate tryhard unimaginative boring little Fucks. And how can you recognise them? Control warlock, Aggro paladin and the biggest bunch of kiddie fiddlers of them all... the Razakus Priest "players" Players is a good name for them and we aaaalll know what they play with. Have some fucking imagination and self respect and retire those boring fucking decks.
Wow as I face an endless stream of sewerage played by human sewerage (Razakus Priest, Control Warlock, Tempo Rogue) I can only laugh at what a TOTALLY SHIT GAME HEARTHSTONE HAS BECOME and be JOYOUS THAT IVE NOT SPENT REAL MONEY ON THIS SHIT GAMING EXPERIENCE.
I hear that Brode looks for his next set of suckoff boys and catamites from the pool of Razakus Priest and Warlock Players who use the emotes in their games. I hear that's why there's so much emoting from them - they want Bendover Brode to pick them!
And when you square off versus one of those unoriginal netdeck vomit comets one player will likely either get rolled because their deck can't match up or because their draw was shit.
Bullshit nonrandom matchmaking that examines the cards in your deck - when Blizzard finally admits to this I hope someone sues them and the retarded cunts that have spent years posting on forums that it doesn't /couldn't happen will all be strangely silent. It's so fucking obvious.
Fuck every every compulsive masturbator who cums before the end of the game and starts stroking the emotes instead of their little micropenis.
Fuck Brode most of all for endless ruined seasons and no autosquelch.
so fucking glad I've not spent real money on this SHIT gaming experience for 2 years.
When the fucking non-random matchmaking is eventually confirmed I'm going to dig back through these forums and post the username of every twat who ever posted "tinfoil hat" "impossible your loss is someone else's free win" "too difficult to program" "Blizzard has too much to lose if found out"
matchmaking is rigged as fuck based on the cards in your deck
I also hope somebody then puts together a class action suit against Blizzard for fraudulent business practices. Fucking lying pricks.
Wow standard ladder is full of tryhards, Cubelock, Cubelock, aggro Paladin, what a bunch of sad, netdecking dipshits. The saddest thing is when they think they are going to win they cum all over themselves then take their hands of their little microweenies and start stroking the emotes instead.
No autosquelch. Unbalanced card synergies left to run unchecked on ladder. Copycat netdeckers everywhere. Ben Brode possibly the worst game developer in the history of gaming. Huge random swings from shit cards. Games decided by turn 4-5 if your draw is not good or your opponents is good. NEVER spend real money on Hearthstone: it will just confirm your status as a moron--you might be happy for half a season but you will regret it in the long run. shit shit game -- stay f2p.
Could you imagine how fucking, lame, sad, pathetic, desperate to win and downright shit at the game you would have to be to bring Razakus Priest, Cubelock, Pirate Warrior or Aggro Paladin onto ladder? 75% of the playerbase have no brain, and no self-respect apparently: just happy to grind their copycat deck till it gives them an unstoppable win. Your rank means NOTHING if you play those shit decks.
NEVER spend money on Hearthstone. Ladder is always flooded with netdecks screaming for nerfs and no autosquelch because the devs and Brode hold everyone in contempt. The only bigger moron than the moron grinding Razakus Priest is the moron who spent real money on this shit to do it.
Ok. I get it: you just are too fucking stupid to win without playing Razakus Priest or Cubelock or Aggro Paladin.
Its okay: there's room in the world for even sad tryhard netdecking little wannabes like you.
But PLEASE. For the love of God. Keep your hands twitching your little micropenis right until the end of the game. Leave the emotes alone. Even if you cum. Please.
When the alien overlords land and ask us what lame sad pathetic little fucks do you want us to remove from your population, am I going to point at the rapists ? No. Am I going to point at the kiddie fiddlers ? No. Am I going to point at the dictators or the dipshit assholes who are cruel to animals or the psychopaths or the serial killers? No. I'm going to point at the pathetic cunts playing Razakus Priest, Cubeloc, Jade Druid and Aggro Paladin. You boring fucks. We will all be better off without you.
How can you spot a sad, lame, tryhard, little fuck? ... They'll be playing Razakus Priest, Cubeloc, or aggro Paladin - like all the other pathetic little balls of smeg. Don't forget to take your hand off your micropenis to stroke the emotes the turn before lethal you pathetic shits. Some of you forget: probably premature ejaculators.
Fuck I hate Brode for the decisions that ruined Hearthstone. Shit synergies left unchecked on ladder to boost new expansion pack sales. No autosquelch. Fucking game ruining cards like Yogg running around. Most of the cards unplayable.
Never spend real money on this shit boys and girls.
Last public service posting of 2017 reminding all NEW players...
NEVER spend real money on hearthstone: the game is fun to play initially but SHIT in the long run - toxic bunch of emote spamming badmannered little netdecking tryhards on ladder playing the same decks over and over and over - no autosquelch, poor value for money, idiotic decisions by an idiot called Ben Brode, unbalanced cards left alive on ladder way too long.
Stay free to play. Only a moron would actually give these idiots cash for this shit, contrived, conjob of a "game".
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Blizzard has identified a subset of cards exploited mainly by pedofiles to look cool on ladder. These cards are Razakus, patches, corridor creeper, and bonemare
Nerfs will be activated soon to castrate the scum. In the meantime those sick and sad fucks can still be seen on ladder. Any emote from a player running one of those cards should be interpreted as "want a piece of candy" or "suck my lolipop" Blizzard advises not to accept friend requests from such players. Ignore them and let them party with Brode.
Voidlord and carnivorous cube are also under investigation. Probably best to shun and mock any player running the new cancer also.
Even Blizzard has had to admit that decks featuring Razakus , corridor creeper, patches, and bonemare are ridiculously broken. Official confirmation that if you ranked up using a deck featuring those cards you are a sad lame pathetic little fuck whose rank is meaningless and your cancer deck is getting nerfed to the ground soon. GL on finding the next broken copy paste netdeck you pathetic shit.
All the sad inadequate little fucks who have been stroking their little dicks to Razakus Priest are now finger fucking themselves in the ass while they play Cubelock. You pathetic, brainless little shitheads.
Wow the world is full of sad pathetic desperate tryhard unimaginative boring little Fucks. And how can you recognise them? Control warlock, Aggro paladin and the biggest bunch of kiddie fiddlers of them all... the Razakus Priest "players" Players is a good name for them and we aaaalll know what they play with. Have some fucking imagination and self respect and retire those boring fucking decks.
Wow as I face an endless stream of sewerage played by human sewerage (Razakus Priest, Control Warlock, Tempo Rogue) I can only laugh at what a TOTALLY SHIT GAME HEARTHSTONE HAS BECOME and be JOYOUS THAT IVE NOT SPENT REAL MONEY ON THIS SHIT GAMING EXPERIENCE.
I hear that Brode looks for his next set of suckoff boys and catamites from the pool of Razakus Priest and Warlock Players who use the emotes in their games. I hear that's why there's so much emoting from them - they want Bendover Brode to pick them!
World champs were vomit inducing. Jade Druids and Razakus Priest. Only reason Cubelock didn't complete the picture was that most people banned it.
Want to ladder successfully? Pick from
Razakus Priest - Cubelock - Jade Druid - Aggro Paladin - 'Tempo' Rogue
And when you square off versus one of those unoriginal netdeck vomit comets one player will likely either get rolled because their deck can't match up or because their draw was shit.
Hearthstone has got super shitty last year or so.
Bullshit nonrandom matchmaking that examines the cards in your deck - when Blizzard finally admits to this I hope someone sues them and the retarded cunts that have spent years posting on forums that it doesn't /couldn't happen will all be strangely silent. It's so fucking obvious.
Fuck every every compulsive masturbator who cums before the end of the game and starts stroking the emotes instead of their little micropenis.
Fuck Brode most of all for endless ruined seasons and no autosquelch.
so fucking glad I've not spent real money on this SHIT gaming experience for 2 years.
When the fucking non-random matchmaking is eventually confirmed I'm going to dig back through these forums and post the username of every twat who ever posted "tinfoil hat" "impossible your loss is someone else's free win" "too difficult to program" "Blizzard has too much to lose if found out"
matchmaking is rigged as fuck based on the cards in your deck
I also hope somebody then puts together a class action suit against Blizzard for fraudulent business practices. Fucking lying pricks.
Wow standard ladder is full of tryhards, Cubelock, Cubelock, aggro Paladin, what a bunch of sad, netdecking dipshits. The saddest thing is when they think they are going to win they cum all over themselves then take their hands of their little microweenies and start stroking the emotes instead.
No autosquelch. Unbalanced card synergies left to run unchecked on ladder. Copycat netdeckers everywhere. Ben Brode possibly the worst game developer in the history of gaming. Huge random swings from shit cards. Games decided by turn 4-5 if your draw is not good or your opponents is good. NEVER spend real money on Hearthstone: it will just confirm your status as a moron--you might be happy for half a season but you will regret it in the long run. shit shit game -- stay f2p.
Could you imagine how fucking, lame, sad, pathetic, desperate to win and downright shit at the game you would have to be to bring Razakus Priest, Cubelock, Pirate Warrior or Aggro Paladin onto ladder? 75% of the playerbase have no brain, and no self-respect apparently: just happy to grind their copycat deck till it gives them an unstoppable win. Your rank means NOTHING if you play those shit decks.
NEVER spend money on Hearthstone. Ladder is always flooded with netdecks screaming for nerfs and no autosquelch because the devs and Brode hold everyone in contempt. The only bigger moron than the moron grinding Razakus Priest is the moron who spent real money on this shit to do it.
Ok. I get it: you just are too fucking stupid to win without playing Razakus Priest or Cubelock or Aggro Paladin.
Its okay: there's room in the world for even sad tryhard netdecking little wannabes like you.
But PLEASE. For the love of God. Keep your hands twitching your little micropenis right until the end of the game. Leave the emotes alone. Even if you cum. Please.
When the alien overlords land and ask us what lame sad pathetic little fucks do you want us to remove from your population, am I going to point at the rapists ? No. Am I going to point at the kiddie fiddlers ? No. Am I going to point at the dictators or the dipshit assholes who are cruel to animals or the psychopaths or the serial killers? No. I'm going to point at the pathetic cunts playing Razakus Priest, Cubeloc, Jade Druid and Aggro Paladin. You boring fucks. We will all be better off without you.
How can you spot a sad, lame, tryhard, little fuck? ... They'll be playing Razakus Priest, Cubeloc, or aggro Paladin - like all the other pathetic little balls of smeg. Don't forget to take your hand off your micropenis to stroke the emotes the turn before lethal you pathetic shits. Some of you forget: probably premature ejaculators.
Fuck I hate Brode for the decisions that ruined Hearthstone. Shit synergies left unchecked on ladder to boost new expansion pack sales. No autosquelch. Fucking game ruining cards like Yogg running around. Most of the cards unplayable.
Never spend real money on this shit boys and girls.
Last public service posting of 2017 reminding all NEW players...
NEVER spend real money on hearthstone: the game is fun to play initially but SHIT in the long run - toxic bunch of emote spamming badmannered little netdecking tryhards on ladder playing the same decks over and over and over - no autosquelch, poor value for money, idiotic decisions by an idiot called Ben Brode, unbalanced cards left alive on ladder way too long.
Stay free to play. Only a moron would actually give these idiots cash for this shit, contrived, conjob of a "game".