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Played vs the same giant hunter twice as Reno Mage. The matchup is already absolute crap, and then he managed to fill the board on turn 5 both games, while my doomsayer was nowhere to be seen.

i think this is the first time the guy won... 

But seriously what the shit. The giants should just cost 5.

Ok, so the brawl had my favourite deck of all time (the Ostkaka Freeze list) so I was super happy when I got it twice. 

Game 1: Against the Pavel Mage. The idiot piloting it played frostbolt on 2. Fireball on 4 and 5 . He won because I couldn't draw any of my freeze.  World Champion levels of dumb luck. 

Game 2: Against the Druid. Both Scientists hit Ice Barrier. Didnt draw a single block and only one Frost Nova. Doomsayer was nowhere to be seen. Some more world champion level dumb luck. 

Given that I played Freeze Mage extensively for half a year, I'd like to think that I played the deck quite optimally, but it's really FUCKEN HARD TO WIN WITHOUT FUCKEN ICE BLOCK! 

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crying because he lost against SOMEONE who is actually trying to have fun in the game while playing razakus or a deck with the cunt priest op dk

second game : crying because SOMEONE is trying to bring his favorite class black while playing tempo rogue 

fuck off

So fucking annoyed at the series of bullshit that just happened.

game 1 against some weird Dragon soul priest. That fucker sets up shop with a board full of 5/5s. I get lucky and get Shadowreaper off of Swash but he FUCKEN YOGGS AND REFILLS HIS WHOLE HAND TO REFILL THE WHILE FUCKEN BOARD!!!!

Game 2 against some greedyass Big Shaman. Topdecks double Volcano into my board. Crushing Fist into my Edwin. Drags out my Leeroy and his Primordial drake with ANCESTORS CALL. Runs fucken Healing Rain. Meanwhile I topdeck Vilespine into Corridor Creeper on an empty hand. If that’s not enough, my screen froze mid game and I had to switch to phone- by then I’ve skipped my turn and that fucker is having the time of his life emoting me.

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Can you imagine how truly pathetic, lame, and inadequate you would feel if you'ld run pirate warrior AND Jade Druid AND Razakus Priest AND cubelock AND the new aggrodin and STILL never made rank 5. Seeing as they are 75% of the decks I've  faced  the last few seasons I can only conclude 75% of the playerbase a) SUCK at the basics of the game and b) can only compete playing netdecked cancer. You sad, sad, little fucks. At least keep jerking your little micro dick if you are going to play one of those decks - stroking the emotes only makes you seem more pathetic.  

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That is why hearthstone is just masochism sometimes. RNG giving perfect answers to opponent and nothing you can do about it.  Of course I should have played around Cabal Shadow Priest and Mass dispel from a rouge/mage hybrid. After that I just didn't give shit.

 

https://hsreplay.net/replay/YRpjmtoYnZZaiH4QtXCU3M#turn=9a

Not exactly salty, but I don't particularly understand all this Highlander Priest hate...

It's a control/combo deck that just happened to be good. It requires very good knowledge of the game to really succeed with, and personally, as a fan of Shadowreaper Anduin since the card was spoiled and immediately crafted him upon release (RIP Golden Velen), it hurts me to see bad players of the deck succeed with it just because the deck is strong enough to allow misplays to just not matter.  They win games they should have lost, and scrape a 50% wr up the ladder. 

Im not saying I pilot the deck perfectly-Im also trying to get better-, but it just sucks that there are people who just jump on the bandwagon and pull wins out of their asses rather than from their understanding of the deck.  

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How the fuck are there people who play Highlander Priest in rank 18? I mean, if you can afford this tier 1 deck and arent ******** how are you STILL at rank 18? and how are there so many of you? You have 400,000 dust but cant get out of the "beginner" level ranks? And why do I never run into anyone without a $900 deck? There's got to be other people with normal decks but where are they?

 I feel you so much.Ever since the ladder reset i cant get past rank 18 because of all the tier 1 decks.the fact that they could craft that deck but are still st that rank is horrible.But honestly blame the ladder system for always resetting players for some dumb reason when season ends

Can we take a moment to appreciate my bullshit story of the day.

Playing Handbuff. I play Tirion, he topdecks Mass Dispel. WHO THE FUCK EVEN PLAYS MASS DISPEL?

He gets Tirion off of Glimmeroot. ONE OUT OF 30. ONE.OUT.OF.30.CARDS.

I pray for Spellbreaker. Draws Righteous Defender. 

I had to bite my lip and clear it the hard way, giving him an Ashbringer. Draws Spellbreaker next turn. 

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?  EVERY SINGLE SITUATION WAS HEAVILY RIGGED AGAINST ME. WHEN I SEE BRIAN KIBLER PLAY THAT DECK HIS CARDS NEVER GET HARD COUNTERED LIKE THIS. 

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8 out of the last 11 - Highlander priests. But hey, no, let's nerf FWA and Hex. Bollocks.

OK. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with the RNG in this game, but it's not random. 

Instance 1: Control Mage vs Pirates. Tried 4 Glyphs. Zero AoE even offered to me. Guy topdecks weapon for exact lethal. 

Instance 2: Plays Bittertide against warlock as Hunter. Had lethal next turn. That asshole topdecks Bonemare on his Despicable Dreadlord for exact Lethal. 

Instance 3: A near basic mage gets Volcanic Potion and Flamestrike at the exact right times to wipe my board twice. I didn't have a play until turn 3 with my Hunter deck that has 10 1 or 2 drops. 
Now guess what I draw when I needed my big drops?

TWO FUCKING JEWELED MACAWS. 

And did I mention how this is at rank 20? My friend gets perfect rolls off Glyph (AoE against full board. Pyroblast for exact lethal, even a counterspell for the Free From Amber the dumbass priest decided to play), topdecks lethal for 6/10 games and is now at 16 or some shit-WITH ZERO LOSSES. We started at rank 20 at the same time. I fucking hate this game sometimes.  Welp. Back to wild. I''m done w Standard for the season. 

Bro. He's playing Fledgeling in Rogue. Give the guy credit for not netdecking.

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Alexstrasza is the MOST FU***** STUPID CARD OF THIS GAME, seriously,you're winning all the fking match, with 30 HP all the game, and they play this crap, that can be a pretty much DEAL 15 FK DAMAGE  TO FACE (balanced pyroblast for fk 9 mana) AND HAVE A 8/8 body in one only one card alone !!!, yeah, this is VERY FUN AND INTERACTIVE blizzard, and since 99% of the people that used this crap card are Mages, this  means you're dead next turn, thanks to their low cost spells.

you could say: run eater of secrets or some other crap to counter this mages, but if you're not playing aggro, it's a incredible frustrating match to play, everyone knows that mages can stall the game in an almost unstopabble way with their ridiculous frost nova, blizzard and endless other freeze effects and say bye to your board, thanks to Doomsayer, they're free too blast off your face with spells them.

So, so salty about this card, it's just not fair, i hope at least this go to hall of fame someday and die here, but i really wish it could be nerfed, since i play mostly wild, so going to hall of fame does not solves the broken level of this card in wild.

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Playing Shaman vs a Miracle Rogue. He played first and killed all my minions in his 2nd and 3rd turn with tailor-made cards like both Backstabs. My 3rd turn finally comes and I coin and drop Flamewreathed Faceless. I'm pretty confident he can't kill this one... even if his godly draws have given him Vilespine Slayer, since doesn't have the Coin so he can't play it in his 4th turn.

Turns out, not only does he have the Slayer in his hand, he also has Counterfeit Coin. Because of course.

I drop a 3/4 minion which of course dies to Slayer and his Hero Power, and then he plays the Master of Evolution that his Swashburglar gave him on the injured Vilespine Slayer. Because of course. And what does it turn into?

................................. It turns into Gadgetzan Auctioneer. BECAUSE OF FREAKING COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about a Miracle Rogue...

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Nerf List(You don't have to agree):

1. Quest Rogue - Check
2. Primordial Glyph - Remove the -2 cost
3. Stonehill Defender -  Discover a basic taunt minion OR randomly generate a taunt card in ur hand.
4. Jade Idol - Shuffle 2 copies of this card into your deck.

Honorable mention Warrior in general, even after nerfs they're still too strong early Fiery War Axe was an issue is an issue and will be an issue.

Other classes are in good spot except Warlock, more toys would be welcome.

Your right about most stuff, but there's nothing wrong with that Taunt Stonehill Defender. 
Everyone can use it. And it's very good for people who do not have Legendary's to get a chance to play with them if there lucky... 
There are several Other Cards that Work the same way... Journey Below, Free From Amber and Servant of Kalimos to name a few... 

 None of them allow you to get 3 Tirion Fordring or Sunkeeper Tarim for free, the nerf is specially to paladin ATM and future place of taunts.

I'm sorry but this 100% deserve to be removed and shouldn't be possible for so cheap and easily + the fact it's a basic card. Free From Amber cost a lot is well balanced for the cost same with Servant of Kalimos require a trigger and a deck type.