Hearthpwn

About me (us...)

I'm Lex and I'm Wisp. We are from Sweden (and hell) and together we are "Vondriech". Many people call me crazy because I have two souls, two voices that talks to me. One that talks right now. And one in my head. Exactly. See it as Golum in Lord of the rings. His name is actually Smeagol, and it's The Hobbit he comes from. Hahaha, No his name is Golum and he does not come from The Hobbit. No actually he does, both movies. True that, but he is mostly known in the books Lex. Are there books? I get tired at you sometimes. Me too, let's move along. Yeah, lets do it.  

We have been playing Hearthstone since beta release, but I was not really... We was not really... Oh yeah, we was not really hardcore players until May, 2016. sigh.. learn the dates.. 2015*. Oh right! When you have been playing Hearthstone as long as we do you pretty much is in the state I call... We call... "The Wtf am I doing with my life stage". Some of you might seem familiar with this stage since you pretty much discover it after you been doing something waaay to much. But it doesn't have to be bad. Here are some things to check with yourself if you are in that current stage already. Some of these are more familiar than others to you.

You mostly hang around here in the forums trolling around being 6 years old

You also BM every single game in Hearthstone as long as you can while you emote your opponent "Well played" until he/her concedes

You try finding a perfect deck here on Hearthpwn, but you never seem to enjoy it since you never get 100-0 wins with it

You have probably crafted every single stupid golden card in the game such as Murloc Tinyfin or Wisp

You cried tears of blood when they removed Ragnaros the Firelord, Reno Jackson and Brann Bronzebeard.

You hate on Wild only because no one really likes Wild. Yeah that's true, no one likes wild. I just mentioned that... Oh right!

Do these seem familiar to you? Great! Welcome brothers and sisters! Mostly we play casual and do these things I just mentioned but I also have another interest. I try to craft the most unusual and the most incompetent decks that have ever existed in the world of Hearthstone but also has great winrate and provides lots of fun.

Great winrate?, the lols. Uhm, what? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.... No I didn't shut up. *Smiles*

We are here 24/7 and always love to talk. No we don't, we just do this for attention. No we don't, we do this for the poor children in Africa. For the love of god... You can't be serious... No.. I mean it, everyday they struggle with starvation, dehydration and... Just check out our decks, share, like and move along, you don't want to be stuck in the head with this guy... And because of the numbers we can see on our statistics we know for sure that they do everything they can to... Are you still here? Leave! Save yourself dammit! But we also know that... Okey, bye!

 

Battle of the Cancer

Hello again, dear Hearthstone players! We are so happy to see you again! No, Im not... Of course you are hahahah. We are happy to announce that we will start a serie of our top 12 worst Hearthstone decks but still has a purpuse.. To give us all cancer? Hahahah you are so funny Wisp... Iam? Im just being serious... Silly, we do it to have fun, what this game is all about!!! I'll be in the backyard... 

So Welcome to "Battle of fun"!!! I will change the title to a more appropriate title when he is gone from the computer, don't worry... 

Out of these 12 decks, the one with most upvotes until 1st of December, 2019 will be announced to win "Battle of the Cancer 2017", an honorable title. Share and like is a huge support for us and are much appriciated!

 

Elixir Kabal Mage

This Mage deck is very, very simple. You play as tempo mage and try to kill your opponent with devestating spells and minions. Use the Brewmasters to play battlecry effects all over again. The kabal minions sucks but they are there for fun :) Good luck!

 

Be aware that this deck is still in making progress. It's not done with other words. Any tips and advices would help.

(P.s I don't recommend playing this in ranked play and ladder climbing at all, it's just for fun. I do recommend playing a few games in practice mode on expert before you try it out in Casual mode. But do have fun out there and if there are changes you think would make a major difference just tell me it in the comments.)

Mulligan At 10 upvotes

Matchups At 15 upvotes

Card choices and swaps At 20 upvotes

Winrate (Out of 100 matches, OMG Im soo going to regret this) At 25 upvotes

Have fun, share and like!

(For those who doesn't understand, this is all deep sarcasm and are not supposed to be taken offensive in any way, if you are offended by the title or anything else Im very much sorry.)

Out of these 12 decks, the one with most upvotes until,

1st of December, 2019

will be announced to win "Battle of the Cancer 2019", an honorable title. Share and like is a huge support for us and are much appriciated! Stay sharp and upvote mates!

// Lex and Wisp (Vondriech)