Hearthpwn

Every gamer knows there's only one way to be the best!!!!

No Hyperbolic Time Chambers here!                                                                           

Noone to boost you through Deadmines!                                                                 

Sitting on a ****ing Chocobo and tapping x for 255 hours wont cut it!              

But don't worry Priests! No longer shall you have to "prepare to jump off a cliff when everything is your fault"

You trained hard and long ! And it has finally paid off! Level 9999999999! You are God!!!!! 

Blizzard Laugh at you as they munch their garlic... You have no idea the power they have put at your disposal!!!! The Unicorn Priest is real! I have seen him and I am here to show you the light!  Just remember these simple commandments and you will be immortalised in the halls of Ironforge forever more....

STRATEGY 

Keep track of your graveyard, put the Right minion in there for the job and exploit the **** out of it! Simple? Maybe, Maybe not...

Too many people think coz they're not idiots they can netdeck this and it will work, when it doesn't they troll the boards... Don't be one of the noobs!  Embrace the Unicorn! This is not easy to play nor should it be!

VS Priest? It is a perfectly acceptable play to Shadow Word: Death or Embrace the Shadow / Flash Heal your own Sylvanas Windrunner if you have to. Whatever happens, do whatever it takes to put your key minions in the Graveyard before they get Entombed or Mind Controlled somehow.  

Aim to get Injured Blademaster out quickly and squeeze all possible value away from the guy from there. Failing that, play selectively and try to outvalue him. Take your time and try to use the ropes each turn until your sure that's the best possible play. Noone won <50% in Priest Mirrors by making assumptions or rushing in.

VS Anything else? Your real goal is to Dump in an Injured Blademaster or Priest of the Feast ASAP! If Agro/Zoo you will shoot for the latter, although both are fine. Mulligan accordingly.

A Note For Control Matchups: Try to save your COH's for a 2mana 8 damage combo with Embrace the Shadow in case of N'Zoth, the Corruptor type things and stuff. It will help with those Pesky Giants and things too. You have a 10dmg finisher for 4 mana in Flash Heal and your 2nd Embrace the Shadow, but fatigue can be the real gamewinner if you have bad RNG! so do not play Yogg-Saron, Hope's End lightly.