[Standard] HEALADIN - Test your patience!
- Last updated Apr 19, 2017 (Un'Goro Launch)
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Wild
- 18 Minions
- 10 Spells
- 2 Weapons
- Deck Type: Ranked Deck
- Deck Archetype: Aggro Paladin
- Crafting Cost: 9960
- Dust Needed: Loading Collection
- Created: 3/28/2016 (Explorers)
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Battle Tag:
Dashing
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Region:
EU
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Total Deck Rating
153
Have you ever lost a game? Have you ever added the guy you just played with to tell him how much luck he had only to play another game with him and lose again? Have you ever thought about killing yourself after you went from rank 24 to rank 30 (not legend)? Are you sick and tired of life kicking you in the balls every time you try to get up?
WELL LOOK NO FURTHER FELLOW PLAYER! I HAVE THE CURE FOR ALL YOUR PROBLEMS RIGHT HERE IN THIS 30 CARD DECK!
Have you ever wondered how long a game of Hearthstone can last? Have you ever wondered how much healing can you do? Have you ever wondered how to cure things like AIDS, cancer or any other disease? WELL WE CAN'T GIVE AN ANSWER TO THAT LAST ONE BUT WE CAN PRODUCE A SHIT TONE OF CANCER RIGHT HERE IN THIS 30 CARD DECK!!!
INTRODUCING - HEALADIN (the standard version)
Stop giving a fuck about things like: "Do I have lethal?" because you always have lethal!!!
Test your and your opponents patience! The goal of this deck is not to win but to make both you and your opponent lose the will to play Hearthstone forever! (Results may vary)
Do you have nothing to play and too much heal in your hand? WELL AMAZING! That is the only way to play this deck!
Will you lose to fatigue soon? Probably not because you can heal so much what you will bore the shit out of the fatigue counter and thus make it deal twice the damage to your opponent just so it can go and take a rest from this boring game!
What if I lose the game? Well we cannot help you there... Fucking loser.
So if you want to win and give your opponent a headache, internal bleeding and the wish he died right at that moment forcing him to concede the game and making you the winner the only thing you need is...
HEALADIN!
Hearthstone HEALstone!
And never forget to rope, like the almighty Ropecoach!
Opponent in a rush: "I'll just play one quick game..."
Instead of Reno Jackson how about duplicating the main heal cards, such as Forbidden Healing? Reno+Tournament Medic's heal < Second Ragnaros, Lightlord + Forbidden Healing.
Sorry m8 I forgot Rag was legendary lol. But you can put 2. Lay on Hands. Please forgive my mistake :P What my point is Reno limits the deck in so much way, that heal is not really worth it imo.
Missing Youthful Brewmaster + Reno Jackson combo
Is this deck just supposed to not play any cards (other than Sir Finley Mrrgglton) until turn 4?
Turn 3 friend 7u7
There are only 3 3-cost cards in the deck, and they are all minions with effects that would be wasted if played on turn 3.
Mmmm this deck is so sweet.
Well, I think It should work. At least, I tried hunter with Sir and Justicar and it work but it could be changed, I don`t know...
Another clear could be nice since you will very often lose the board early on. Enter the Coliseum maybe ?
And Priestess of Elune ? This card is trash tier common.You did well in switching her for the new heal !
It's standart deck. Zombie chow will not be able to play in standart(
Standard* :)
That Sand Art though
cool story bro
I see no cancer here, in fact, this is the cure for aggro cancer! xD
:D
Replacements for heals?
SMorc Kappa