Hearthpwn

And then you find out that your Druid opponent has a deck composed solely of Healing Touches. That deck should be just about as plausible as yours.

man this is perfect

I did this for the laughs, just imagine how much people would be really mad. If you could play this in ranked it would be a deck where you can deal 12 damage on the first turn, and then 8 damage per turn. This would be an always turn 4 win(unless counterspell). This would make the game so dull because it would guarantee the person who plays first, the win.

Actually, going second would guarantee win.

Have 4x soulfire + coin, draw for fifth.

Play coin, soulfire 3 times.

Life Tap.

Soulfire.

You have now dealt 16 damage turn 1 with you going second. You win in 3 turns.