Fanottem, Lord of the OperaTaunt, Lifesteal
Writing a compelling symphony takes time. Usually around 20 turns or more. |
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Shirvallah, the TigerDivine Shield, Rush, Lifesteal
On bended knee Thekal placed his weapon upon Shirvallah’s altar, whereupon she slowly knocked it off with her paw. |
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Molten GiantCosts (1) less for each damage your hero has taken.
He gets terrible heartburn. BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF LAVA. |
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Molten GiantCosts (1) less for each damage your hero has taken.
He gets terrible heartburn. BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF LAVA. |
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Naga GiantCosts (1) less for each Mana you've spent on spells this game.
He might be giant, but he’s still a couple thousand protein shakes away from competing in the Colossal Wrestling Championship. |
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Playhouse GiantCosts (1) less for each card you've drawn this game.
WARNING: NOT A PLAYHOUSE. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CLIMB. |
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Reska, the Pit BossRush. Costs (1) less for each
Overseer of the Bloodrock Mine, Reska will work you to the bone. They'll then reanimate your bones and work THOSE bones to the bone. |
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Ur'zul GiantCosts (1) less for each friendly minion that died this game.
Nothing personal, tiny human. I have many mouths to feed. |
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Arcane GiantCosts (1) less for each spell
Claims to be drawn to Karazhan because of the ley lines. Actually, just loves Moroes’ cooking. |
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Clockwork GiantCosts (1) less for each card in your opponent's hand.
He and Mountain Giant don't get along. |
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Clockwork GiantCosts (1) less for each card in your opponent's hand.
He and Mountain Giant don't get along. |
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Grave HorrorTaunt
Trolls can regenerate lost limbs, but this is what they do with the leftovers. |
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Mountain GiantCosts (1) less for each other card in your hand.
His mother said that he was just big boned. |
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Mountain GiantCosts (1) less for each other card in your hand.
His mother said that he was just big boned. |
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Chained GuardianRush, Reborn
Eternally jealous of the Unchained Gladiator. |
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Snowfury GiantCosts (1) less for each Mana Crystal you've Overloaded this game.
This minion goes all the way to 11! |
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Snowfury GiantCosts (1) less for each Mana Crystal you've Overloaded this game.
This minion goes all the way to 11! |
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Amplified ElekkTaunt
Before this show can continue, we have to bass-boost the elephant in the room. |
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BanjosaurRush
You'll all be singing along once he gets to the tyranno-chorus. |
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Big Bad ArchmageAt the end of your turn, summon a random
"My, my, what big minions I have!" |
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Colossus of the MoonDivine Shield
Strike him down, and you'll face the Colossus of the New Moon. |
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C'Thun, the ShatteredStart of Game: Break into
My grandfather's deck has no useless cards! |
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Darkmoon RabbitRush, Poisonous
That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! |
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DeathwingBattlecry: Destroy all other minions and discard your hand.
Once a noble dragon known as Neltharion, Deathwing lost his mind and shattered Azeroth before finally being defeated. Daddy issues? |
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Deathwing the DestroyerBattlecry: Destroy all other minions. Discard a card for each destroyed.
"He’s Deathwing? That one's Deathwing? You're Deathwing!? I'm DEATHWING! ARE THERE ANY OTHER DEATHWINGS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?" |
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Deathwing, DragonlordDeathrattle: Put all Dragons from your hand into the battlefield.
To his credit, Deathwing really took to heart the feedback he was receiving that he needed to be "more of a team player". |
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DJ ManastormBattlecry: Set the Cost of spells in your hand to (0).
Do not sleep on his Tinker Town deep house set - absolutely legendary. |
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EmerissBattlecry: Double the Attack and Health of all minions in your hand.
Taste your world's corruption! It tastes like chicken. |
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Eonar, the Life-BinderTitan
Protector of all living things, she once saved the nascent world-soul of Azeroth from annihilation. It seems mercy was her greatest wisdom. |
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Faceless Behemoth
Rejected names: Forty-Foot Faceless, Big ol' No-face, Huge Creature Sans Face, Teddy. |
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Factory AssemblybotMiniaturize
I call it Mini-me. |
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Flesh GiantCosts (1) less for each time your hero's Health changed during your turns.
"A BIG mistake." |
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Frost GiantCosts (1) less for each time you used your Hero Power this game.
Don't ask him about the beard. JUST DON'T. |
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GigantotemCosts (1) less for each Totem you've summoned this game.
Totem Golem's uncle, gone too soon. |
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Goldshire GnollRush
They're searching for one ring. They're pretty sure someone said Goldshire. |
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Hakkar, the SoulflayerDeathrattle: Shuffle a Corrupted Blood into each player's deck.
ATTENTION: Do not enter any major city while infected with the Corrupted Blood! |
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Jumbo ImpCosts (1) less whenever a friendly Demon dies while this is in your hand.
Jumbo in size! Huge in E.V.I.L.! |
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King PhaorisBattlecry: For each spell
When you're the king of the cats, the whole desert is your litterbox. |
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Kun the Forgotten KingChoose One - Gain 10 Armor; or Refresh your Mana Crystals.
Aya siphons a bit of Kun's soul to animate each golem in her Jade army. To his credit, he's being a great sport about it. |
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Living HorizonTaunt, Divine Shield
Even in the darkest of days, the sun never sets on the Badlands. |
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Living MonumentTaunt
This is not the greatest card in the world. This is just a monument. |
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Lokholar the Ice LordRush, Windfury
Suddenly the names of Iceblood Tower and Iceblood Garrison make a lot more sense. |
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Mecha'thunDeathrattle: If you have no
"Your software will fail. Your users will abandon you. You are already obsolete." |
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Neptulon the TidehunterColossal +2, Rush, Windfury
Neptulon, tired of filling hands, is now throwing hands. |
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NozariBattlecry: Restore both heroes to full Health.
In another timeline, she was called Yeszari. |
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N'Zoth, the CorruptorBattlecry: Summon your Deathrattle minions that died this game.
Has not been able to get "Under the Sea" out of his head for like FIVE THOUSAND YEARS. |
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Raid Boss OnyxiaRush. Immune while
Onyxia chose her guises to manipulate mortals, but her true form? That was reserved for ending them. |
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Scrapyard ColossusTaunt
Heap on heapin' on. |
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Sea GiantCosts (1) less for each other minion on the battlefield.
See? Giant. |
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Sea GiantCosts (1) less for each other minion on the battlefield.
See? Giant. |
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Sire DenathriusLifesteal. Battlecry: Deal 5 damage amongst enemies. Endlessly Infuse (@): Deal 1 more.
History has a way of altering villains so that we can no longer see ourselves in them. Unfortunately for the Venthyr, they all look like Sire Denathrius. |
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Stoneborn GeneralRush
Leads with an iron fist and a stony demeanor. |
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Thaddius, MonstrosityTaunt. Your odd-Cost
Feugen is positive that Thaddius will see play, but Stalagg seems negative about it. |
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The Boom ReaverBattlecry: Summon a copy of a minion in your deck. Give it Rush.
“What’s better than reaving? BOOM reaving!” |
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The JailerBattlecry: Destroy your deck. This minion
At one point, The Jailer served as Arbiter over the souls of the Shadowlands. He was the epitome of an unbiased, righteous judge of character. WAS. |
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TyrantusTaunt
Millennia of evolutionary pressures turned his species into the Faerie Dragons we know today. |
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Ultrasaur
Evolved the really long neck to spy on its neighbors. |
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Varian WrynnBattlecry: Draw 3 cards.
Leader of the Alliance! Father of Anduin! Also he likes to play Arena, and he averages 12 wins. |
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Yogg-Saron, Hope's EndBattlecry: Cast a random
I spell your doom... Y-O-U-R D-O-O-M! |
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Yogg-Saron, Master of FateBattlecry: If you've cast
Yogg take the wheel! |
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Y'Shaarj, Rage UnboundAt the end of your turn, put a minion from your deck into the battlefield.
When he's working out, he binds all that rage back into a ponytail. |
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Y'Shaarj, the DefilerBattlecry: Add a copy of each
Y'Shaarj made an excellent office intern, doing the copying AND defiling. |
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AlexstraszaBattlecry: Set a hero's remaining Health to 15.
Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros. |
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AlexstraszaBattlecry: Set a hero's remaining Health to 15.
Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros. |
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Alexstrasza the Life-BinderBattlecry: Choose a
Friendly Fire: Off |
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Alexstrasza the Life-BinderBattlecry: Choose a
Friendly Fire: Off |
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Ancient Void HoundAt the end of your turn,
What happened to my 1/1 Void Pup? And the glee club?! |
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Annoy-o-TroupeTaunt, Divine Shield
Some classes get Void Lords, other classes get Annoyed Lords. |
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Anubisath WarbringerDeathrattle: Give all minions in your hand +3/+3.
Some dogs will bring you a bone or a squeaky toy. This one brings war! |
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Arch-Thief RafaamBattlecry: Discover a powerful Artifact.
He's very good at retrieving artifacts. From other people's museums. |
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AvianaYour minions cost (1).
Call her "Tweety". She'll find it real funny. I PROMISE. |
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AvianaYour minions cost (1).
Call her "Tweety". She'll find it real funny. I PROMISE. |
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Baku the MooneaterStart of Game:
In her defense, it did look like a cookie. |
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Blood of G'huunTaunt
An attempted cure becomes disease, blooming and thriving as rot and decay. |
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Blood of The Ancient OneIf you control two of these
Add two cups of Blood of the Ancient One to one cup of lemon juice. Add just a dash of sugar and stir. Delicious! |
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BotfaceTaunt
"NOBODY CALLS ME BOTFACE!!" -Botface |
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Brutal AnnihilanTaunt, Rush
Sometimes, problems can be solved by throwing everything you've got at it. This is not one of those times. |
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Bull DozerDivine Shield
Leave them alone for two minutes and they go right into sleep mode. |
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Burly ShovelfistRush
Shovel beats paper and rock! |
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Carnival ClownTaunt
Send in the clowns! |
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Dragoncaller AlannaBattlecry: Summon a 5/5 Dragon for each spell you cast this game that costs (5) or more.
Her secret is using a gentle voice and carrying a baggie of hotdogs. |
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DragonhatcherAt the end of your turn, Recruit a Dragon.
Which came first? The dragon or the dragonhatcher? |
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Dragonqueen AlexstraszaBattlecry: If your deck has
Givin' lives and takin' names. |
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Fizzy ElementalRush
Loved. Hated. Carbonated. |
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Flesh BehemothTaunt
Perfect for fleshing out your Undead deck. |
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Fye, the Setting SunRush, Lifesteal, Taunt
There is a dragon way down in Bloodrock They call the Setting Sun |
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Giant MastodonTaunt
Still salty about it not being the "Year of the Mastodon." |
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Grand Magister RommathBattlecry: Recast each spell
A powerful mage known for his proficiencies in Fire, Frost, and Algebra. |
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HadronoxDeathrattle: Summon your Taunt minions that
The viziers of Azjol-Nerub released Hadronox as a last-ditch effort to hold back the Lich King. They did so by VERY carefully scooping him up in a LARGE newspaper and releasing him. |
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HadronoxDeathrattle: Summon your Taunt minions that
The viziers of Azjol-Nerub released Hadronox as a last-ditch effort to hold back the Lich King. They did so by VERY carefully scooping him up in a LARGE newspaper and releasing him. |
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IcehowlCharge
This massive yeti just closes his eyes and charges at the nearest target. The nearest Target is a couple blocks away and has sick deals on skateboards. |
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Imprisoned HorrorCosts (1) less for each
Prison changed Jeff. |
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Insatiable DevourerBattlecry: Devour an enemy
You're not you when you're anima-starved. |
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King KrushCharge
The best defense against King Krush is to have someone you don’t like standing in front of you. |
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King KrushCharge
The best defense against King Krush is to have someone you don’t like standing in front of you. |
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King PlushCharge
He's so fluffy you're gonna DIE! |
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Krul the UnshackledBattlecry: If your deck has
Spicklefizz pondered his life choices as he looked at the chain around his neck. "Become a warlock," they said. "You get to enslave demons," they said. |
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Krul the UnshackledBattlecry: If your deck has
Spicklefizz pondered his life choices as he looked at the chain around his neck. "Become a warlock," they said. "You get to enslave demons," they said. |
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LightrayTaunt
Lightrays, much like rays of light, tend to be seen closer to the surface. |
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Majordomo ExecutusDeathrattle: Replace your hero with Ragnaros the Firelord.
You thought Executus turned you into Ragnaros, but really Ragnaros was in you the whole time. |